• Who benefits from the Petraeus scandal?

    How did two people this unattractive pull-off the biggest sex scandal in history?

    Can you believe our luck? Just as we go on a little vacay (short for “vacation”), the biggest sex scandal story of the year breaks. The vacation was completely ruined by 24-hour coverage and analysis of David Petraeus’s extra-marital affair and the possible breaches in national security.

    Let’s give a quick rundown of what happened for those of you who don’t know what’s going with David Petraeus, Paula Broadwell, Jill Kelley, the CIA, the FBI, and the sex they were all having together (allegedly, I should say that for legal reasons).

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    November 16, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 0

  • JCVD Reveals an Affair with Kylie Minogue

    Guile and Cammy

    After 18 years, finally the Street Fighter movie has provided something other than ironic enjoyment for masochists willing to sit through 102 minutes of cinematic garbage.

    While promoting The Expendables 2, Jean-Claude Van Damme revealed to The Guardian that he and Australian pop-star, Kylie Minogue had an affair while they were filming horrible arcade adaptation.

    Here’s the dirt that JCVD revealed in what was surely a punch-drunk, slurred, French accent:

    I tell you what, you should ask her. She’ll have a better memory. I’m 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on The Expendables? No, no. No. And let’s just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? … Sometimes you let go of stuff … I don’t know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair.

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    August 13, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 285