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  • Product Placement In Porn Top 10

    Whether you’re conscious of it or not, you should know that in almost all the media you consume there’s been a product strategically shoe-horned in to make you want to buy it without you even really realizing it.

    Like for example, how many times have you been watching Seinfeld reruns only to find yourself craving a cold, refreshing Snapple? That’s product placement (though allegedly Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld never got a cent for their numerous Snapple references, they kept it up because they loved the joke).

    Product placement is simply the presentation of a product either in the background or as a prop within the context of a movie or TV show. The advertiser’s product is visible but not the focus. The product must fit seamlessly in the scene, so not only does it add realism to the scene but it also helps sell the product. This is especially true if you identify with the characters.

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    August 7, 2014 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Stuff • Views: 12152

  • How To Avoid Getting Too Drunk To Have Sex

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    Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!

    Many millions of years ago today, some Irish dude was so drunk that he claimed he drove all the snakes out of Ireland. To celebrate this achievement in ludicrous claims that drunk people make, we get as drunk as possible every March 17th. And that’s the real history of St. Patrick’s Day.

    I love St. Patrick’s Day because though other holidays encourage drunkenness, St. Patrick’s Day is the only holiday specifically about getting drunk. And there’s nothing that bring people together quite like drinking.

    But though drinking brings people together, too much drinking can make it difficult for people to cum together. Alcohol contains ethanol, which acts as a vasoconstrictor. In other words, your blood vessels get thicker, therefore blood flows through the body more slowly. The penis gets hard from the increased flow of blood to it, so since blood is flowing more slowly through the body, the drunker you are the more it is difficult to get hard.

    There’s nothing that would upset me more than hearing you had a dope St. Patrick’s Day but you were too drunk to have sex. So to make sure you get laid this St. Patrick’s Day, here are a few tips to avoid getting too drunk to have sex.  Continue Reading

    March 17, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3440

  • Sex On Drugs – Chico’s Sex Advice

    Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

    Today’s question comes from loyal Sex.com Blog pawn “Derz”.

    “Derz” writes:

    Hi Chico. Could you tell me which drugs are the best for sex?  Continue Reading

    December 27, 2013 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2872

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide – (Part 1)

    Bad news, everyone. It’s Christmas time…again.

    As many of you already know, Christmas is great. It’s a time when everyone comes together to celebrate the President of the United States’s birthday. There’s food, there’s music, there’s Die Hard. What more could you ask for from a holiday?

    Oh but the shopping! It’s too hard! How are you supposed to know what to get anyone for Christmas?

    Well don’t worry, Sex.com has you covered.

    Sex.com would like to introduce the first installment of our Christmas Gift Guide. Sporadically from now until Christmas, we’ll be finding the perfect gifts for this holiday season.

    So finish tying your traditional Christmas noose and see our must-have gifts for this Christmas!

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    December 6, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 611

  • New German alcohol distilled with boobs for sensual taste experience

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    Pouring too much rum onto breasts has been known to cause pixelation

    Boobs and booze are a match made in heaven, right?

    You have a drink and you’re ready to see some boobs. In rare cases, women or “chicks” have a drink and they are ready to show their boobs.

    But what about a booze that’s made with boobs? Is that just some pervert-alcoholic’s dream?

    No, it’s not.

    G Spirits has made it a reality.

    G Spirits is a new alcohol company from Germany that bottles their rum, whiskey, and vodka after it has been run between the breasts of a model (a model with big boobs).

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    October 5, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 610