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  • Mellisa Clarke: Sexy Goth

    7 Mellisa Clarke: Sexy Goth

    Melissa Clarke

    Summer can be hard for goths.

    They have to deal with sunshine and good vibes all summer long. Let me tell you, sunshine and good vibes are two things that don’t go well with goth culture.

    Normally I would just feel bad for goths in the summer time. However, while scrolling through pages and pages of free porn on Sex.com, I came across Mellisa Clarke posing on the beach (specifically, the sexy Mellisa Clarke picture at the beginning of this post).

    For all intents and purposes, Mellisa Clarke is goth.

    Feel free to tell me otherwise in the comments, but the truth is I don’t care. I really do not care if she doesn’t actually listen to Bauhaus or if she’s never seen The Crow or whatever goths are into these days. Melissa Clarke looks sort of goth, which is good enough for me.

    Just be happy that I didn’t choose Kate Upton for this beach goth Babe of the Day.

    Anyways, seeing Mellisa Clarke’s sexy beach pic on Sex.com got me thinking…

    Why are there no sexy goths hanging at the beach? There’s nothing I like better than incongruity and a sexy goth at the beach is full of incongruity.

    In general, where are all the sexy goths?

    They used to be all over the high school.

    I’m making Mellisa Clarke (the sexiest goth of all time) Babe of the Day on the condition that the sexy goths of the world come out of hiding. We love your pale skin, dark hair, and bleak outlook on life and humanity.

    For anyone who doubts that goths can be sexy, it is my pleasure to introduce you to Mellisa Clarke, the babe of the day:  Continue Reading

    June 19, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1824

  • Olivia from “Pawn Stars” fired for doing porn

    tumblr m4nrfqEq5Q1qzimpzo1 500 300x169 Olivia from Pawn Stars fired for doing porn

    With Olivia off the show, Chumlee reclaims his title as “Most Attractive Pawn Star”

    If you haven’t seen an episode of Pawn Stars, you will not understand this blog post. This would be a great time to get caught up because it’s a great show. It’s a reality show on the History Channel where people come in to the Gold and Silver Pawn Shop with treasure or crap and try to make some money. It’s like Antiques Roadshow but with a rock n’ roll edge.

    One of the series highlights was when they hired the attractive alt-girlOlivia Black to work the night-shift in season 5. Though she was only a minor part of the show, she brought a real good energy to the shop as positive, petite, tattooed girls tend to do. Olivia was always a welcome change of pace from the fat old men and Chumlee’s incompetence that the show usually focuses on.

    But that’s all over. Olivia Black has been fired. Why? Because people found out about her porn-past.

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    December 21, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 844