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  • Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.

    Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Sex.com Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.

    So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?

    EASTERN CONFERENCE.

     

    The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).

    Indiana Pacers babe:

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    Atlanta Hawks babe:

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    In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.

    In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.

     

    The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).

    Miami Heat babe:

    Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Charlotte Bobcats babe:

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    The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.

    As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.

     

    The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).

    Toronto Raptors babe:

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    Washington Wizards babe:

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    Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.

    And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.

    The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)

    Chicago Bulls babe:

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    Brooklyn Nets babe:

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    Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.

    Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…

    Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.

    WESTERN CONFERENCE.

     

    The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).

    San Antonio Spurs babe:

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Memphis Grizzlies babe:

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.

    Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.

     

    The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).

    Oklahoma City Thunder babe:

    Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Dallas Mavericks babe:

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    Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.

    Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.

     

    The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).

    L.A. Clippers babe:

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    Golden State Warriors babe:

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    Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.

    And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.

     

     

    The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).

    Houston Rockets babe:

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Portland Trailblazers babe:

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Hey, I’m sorry I keep going back to Leanna Decker, but I doubt you’re mad because Leanna Decker is truly one of the hottest babe ever. That’s why she trumps that “Superman” Dwight Howard fan.

    That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.

     

    Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!

    April 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 10883

  • Sexiest NBA Fans

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    If Kayden Kross doesn’t get you excited for basketball…I don’t know what will.

    Finally! The day we’ve all been waiting for is here.

    BASKETBALL IS BACK!

    Will the Rockets be a contender now that they’ve added big man Dwight Howard?

    Can Damien Lillard build off his hot rookie season or is he headed for a sophomore slump?

    How much does Tim Duncan have left in the tank?

    Can the Pistons make the playoffs with a team that has a surplus of size and not enough shooting?

    Will Kevin Garnett and Carmelo Anthony kill each other now that they’re both in New York (Brooklyn Nets and New York Knicks respectively)?

    Are the Miami Heat going to win a third straight NBA Championship?

    So many questions and none of them will be answered until the end of the 2014 season in April. What can we do to pass the time? How about looking at the Top 10 Sexiest NBA Fans? Why not, right? If these girls don’t get you excited for the new NBA season, maybe basketball isn’t your thing. At least you get to see some sexy NBA-loving babes!

    Ok. Here we go. The TOP 10 Sexiest NBA FansContinue Reading

    October 29, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4137

  • Addicted to Alysha Nett

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    Alysha Nett

    Remember last month when Alysha Nett was Babe of the Day back to back?

    Well, the timing couldn’t have been worse because our friends at Kaloopy sent us another super sexy Alysha Nett gallery, which would have given Alysha Nett Babe of the Day three-peat. I had no choice but to put off posting the new Alysha Nett gallery.

    Enough time has passed now and I can finally share more Alysha Nett with you guys. Hold on to your butts because Alysha Nett is still the hottest woman in the world.  Continue Reading

    May 28, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2011

  • Sexy Fashion Summer = Sexy Crop Tops & Underboobs

    Summer is coming up and that means it’s time to start revealing more skin to cope with the heat.

    If you’re unsure on what to wear this summer to stay cool and still look sexy, may I offer this suggestion: CROP TOPS.    Continue Reading

    May 16, 2013 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6030

  • More Alysha Nett!

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    Alysha Nett

    Remember yesterday when we made Alysha Nett Babe of the Day? You had one of two reactions when saw her:

    1. “Wow! This girl is so hot. Thank you Sex.com Blog for introducing me to Alysha Nett, one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I owe you my life, Sex.com Blog.
    2. “I’ve seen this girl all over the internet and I’ve always thought she was one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Now I know her name is Alysha Nett and I can be a fan for life. Thank you Sex.com Blog, I owe you my life.”

    Well, yesterday we got a tip from friend of the blog Kurt Heim for even more hot Alysha Nett pictures and videos that he shot of her for Kaloopy. Continue Reading

    April 18, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2069

  • Alysha Nett, the Internet’s ALT-Girlfriend

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    Sorry about the Babe of the Day delay! I should have had a Babe of the Day yesterday but I kind of blew it. I’m not worried though because today’s Babe of the Day is a total fox.

    Her name is Alysha Nett, she’s covered in tattoos and piercings and the internet loves her, which means so will you!   Continue Reading

    April 17, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3209