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Whether you’re conscious of it or not, you should know that in almost all the media you consume there’s been a product strategically shoe-horned in to make you want to buy it without you even really realizing it.
Like for example, how many times have you been watching Seinfeld reruns only to find yourself craving a cold, refreshing Snapple? That’s product placement (though allegedly Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld never got a cent for their numerous Snapple references, they kept it up because they loved the joke).
Product placement is simply the presentation of a product either in the background or as a prop within the context of a movie or TV show. The advertiser’s product is visible but not the focus. The product must fit seamlessly in the scene, so not only does it add realism to the scene but it also helps sell the product. This is especially true if you identify with the characters.
Readers of the Sex.com Blog and I don’t always agree on things, but I’m thankful that they would keep coming back to criticize my opinions, tastes, as well as factual information I’ve provided them but they would rather not believe.
It’s this constant conflict between author and reader that makes the Sex.com Blog definitely a website, because that’s what all websites are, aren’t they?
Though we have our differences, I think one thing that we can all agree on is that we love Alyssa Arce.
If you read the Sex.com Blog every day, then you already know that Alyssa Arce is quite simply the sexiest lady who gets nude for a living. Part-Latina, big natural tits, beautiful face and an Instagram account that never ceases to disappoint.
When I first saw Alyssa Arce pose for Playmate of the Month, I immediately started hoping that she wasn’t just a flash in the pan. For whatever reason, most Playmates these days pose nude once and then they fall off the face of the earth. And after seeing Alyssa Arce, I started wishing once a day that she’d be around for a while, making a decent career out of posing nude (not that she would need my good vibes, because everyone who sees Alyssa Arce immediately falls under spell of 100% pure sex appeal). And it looks like she’s pulling it off!
Take these new Alyssa Arce pictures that were pinned to Sex.com. Now, I don’t know if they’re for a fashion shoot or if they’re high art, but I don’t care. All I need to know is that Alyssa Arce is nude in them, so therefore I fully support whoever made them and whatever they’re for. S0 please, enjoy these new pictures of Alyssa Arce, even though it’s a total mystery as to where they’re from and what exactly they’re for.
Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that tells you what babes you should be following on Instagram in order to look at their sexy SFW selfies wherever you go.
Last week, we all followed the busty and beautiful Lauren Hanley and today we have another hot, busty model that’s been consistently heating up on Instagram. This week’s BABE ON INSTAGRAM to follow is none other than my favorite nude model in the business today, MISS ALYSSA ARCE. (IG: miss_alyssaarce)
If you aren’t already a loyal Alyssa Arce fan, then pay attention! You’re about to get a crash course on your new favorite nude model. Continue Reading
If you use the internet regularly, you’ve probably heard about Ukraine’s Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova.
For those of you who don’t know Valeria Lukyanova, she’s quite possibly the world’s craziest woman. She spends every waking moment trying to look like a real life Barbie doll by putting on loads of makeup, wearing creepy contact lenses, working out constantly, and consuming only a diet of sunlight and air.
GQ’s Michael Idov traveled to Ukraine to speak with Valeria Lukyanova, which only confirmed that she’s totally insane. Here’s her take on the “global mean” of beauty:
When seated across the table from a living Barbie and stuck for topics, by all means go for collegiate bullshit. “But Amatue seems to be all about the Eastern philosophy of reincarnation,” I say. “And the beauty that you embody is very Western. American, even.”
Valeria grows pensive, which in her case means rolling her eyes slightly upward without changing anything else about her face. “I wouldn’t say so. Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now.”
“But that’s a relatively new thing,” I reply. “The ideal of beauty used to be different.”
“That’s because of the race-mixing.”
WOAH. Ugliness is caused by “race-mixing”? That’s not ok. Of course a woman crazy enough to transform herself into a living doll would also happen to be terribly racist.
To prove to you all that “race-mixing” is not the source of human ugliness, here now are the 20 hottest mixed race women: Continue Reading
What else can I say about Alyssa Arce’s sex appeal without repeating myself?
To refresh your memory that Alyssa Arce is the sexiest woman alive, you can read:
Or you could skip all that and check out these new Alyssa Arce outtakes courtesy of Terry’s Diary:
THOSE BOOBS, AM I RIGHT?
Do you need any more convincing that Alyssa Arce is the sexiest?
Thanksgiving is finally here!
It’s the one day of the year where I stop saying, “Fuck you” and flip the bird and instead say, “Thank you” and eat some bird.
2013 sure has had its share of ups and downs, but there’s plenty to be thankful for. What do we have to be thankful for? Well let’s just look at the Top 10 Sexy Thing To Be Thankful For! Continue Reading
I need to say a few thank you’s before we get to Alyssa Arce running around the beach in Miami in a red bikini.
First of all, I’d like to thank the great state of Florida for it’s climate that allows beautiful babes to run around the beach in bikinis all year long.
Second, I’d like to thank whoever spotted Alyssa Arce in her red bikini and was able to snap a few photos. You have done the internet a great service. I know if it had been me on that beach, I would have just fainted from over-arousal.
Third, I’d like to thank Alyssa Arce for looking the way she does. There is no question that she is one of the sexiest women alive.
Now, on to the bikini pictures:
If you like Alyssa Arce in this bright, red bikini then you’re going to love these:
and of course,
That ought to hold you over until I come across some more Alyssa Arce pictures. As soon as I do, they’ll be online.
You already know that I’m totally obsessed with sextastic super-babe and Playmate Alyssa Arce.
As far as bodies go, I’ve yet to see a nude body better than Alyssa’s. Obviously, it looks amazing nude but as these pictures will show you, she looks EVEN better with nothing but a sheer, see-through bodysuit. Have a look: Continue Reading
Are you guys familiar with Alyssa Arce?
I was first introduced to Alyssa Arce this July.
She’s a 21 year-old nude model that hails from North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. She’s 5’8″, 120 lbs, and her measurements are 34D-25-34 (for those of you who aren’t too familiar with measurements, that means she’s perfect!). Did I mention that she’s 100% natural?
Unfortunately, I wasn’t lucky enough to actually meet Alyssa Arce. I met her through Playboy because she was the Playmate of the Month for July 2013.
Since then I’ve been suffering from a condition called “Alyssa Arce Addiction”. It’s a common condition that’s caused by looking Alyssa Arce once and you become totally addicted to seeing this beautiful, half-Latina naked.
Ever since July, I’ve been hopelessly looking all over the internet for new Alyssa Arce nudes and finally they’re here!