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  • Happy 4th of July! What do the 50 States Search for on Sex.com?

    It’s not even actually the 4th of July yet, and we’re already celebrating here at Sex.com, because we some patriotic motherfuckers like that you know?

    I’ll let y’all in on a little secret about myself:  Gil Powers ain’t an American.  It’s true!  It’s god-damn true!  Yet here I am, writing about some holiday I don’t give a shit about because that’s my job.  I gotta pay the bills man.  Luckily, I’m not going to have to delve too deep into the specifics of the holiday because my colleague put together this dope-ass infographic for you to click around on between doing….4th of July stuff.  What do people do on the 4th of July anyways? Light fireworks and get drunk?

    Sounds pretty fun actually.

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    July 3, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Site News, Stuff • Views: 8697

  • 4th of July Role Play Scenarios

    Independence Day is tomorrow! And while we’re all looking forward to celebrating the birth of the greatest nation in the world by blowing up a small chunk of it with fireworks, there’s another way we should all be celebrating the 4th of July: 4th of July Role Play.

    Of course, it’s not always that easy to come out with role play scenarios that fit the holiday spirit, so to help you and your partner engage in the best damn 4th of July role play you’ve ever had, the distinguished staff of the Sex.com Blog has come up with some options to get you started. After all, no holiday is complete without role play scenarios.

    So without further ado, here are some Sex.com Blog approved 4th of July Role Play scenarios:

    APPLE PIE ROLE PLAY SCENARIO:

    What could possibly be more American than eating apple pie on the 4th of July? Nothing. At least that’s what the recently divorced hot blonde next door thinks, which is why she’s been baking apple pies all day long.

    The sweet aroma of the apple pies draws you to her windowsill. When she notices you standing outside her home, salivating profusely because all you can think about is eating that sweet, sweet pie, she leans out the window and says, “Would you like to come in for some pie?” Of course, you oblige and she says, “Come around and let yourself in, the front door is open.”

    So you go around to the front door and walk to the kitchen. However, the recently divorced hot blonde is nowhere to be found. You start helping yourself to a piece of pie when suddenly you hear her voice: “Hey!”

    You turn around and see that she’s wearing nothing but an apron. She pulls up the apron revealing her pussy. Shocked, you drop the piece of pie. She says, “I thought maybe you’d like to have a piece of this first…” And of course, the “this” in that sentence refers to her pussy.

    Incredible sex ensues.

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    For more eroticism, try incorporating the flour, the apples, the rolling pie and whatever else is around the kitchen to the role play scenario.

    SLICK WILLY CLINTON ROLE PLAY SCENARIO:

    You are the President of the United States and the 4th of July is the one day where you can just kick back and relax. There’s nothing for you to do besides relax in the Presidential bed and that’s what you intend to do all day…until your Presidential phone rings. “Hello?” you say somewhat annoyed. This is your one day of rest from running the greatest nation in the world.

    “I’m sorry to bother you Mr. President.” It’s your most trusted and hottest aide on the other end and she seems nervous. “I know this is your one day off from running the greatest nation in the world but it’s very important that you come to the Oval Office immediately.”

    Frustrated, yet concerned, you throw on your Presidential bathrobe and march over to the Oval Office. When you arrive at the West Wing, the place is completely deserted. Everyone else is enjoying their holiday. Oh the price you pay for being elected President…

    You sit down at your desk, wondering where your sexy aide could be. You grab the phone and call her…and that’s when you hear her phone ringing from beneath your desk. You look down to see your aide on her knees, already undoing your pants. She whispers erotically, “Happy birthday Mr. President.”

    Unfortunately, it’s not your birthday. It’s the country’s birthday. This mistake is quite alarming, causing you to question her qualifications as a Presidential aide. I mean, c’mon. Why does she think your birthday is today? Because you’re President? That’s weird.

    But by the time your half-erect penis is enveloped by her beautiful, full, bright red lips, you’ve forgotten all about the birthday thing and her impending performance review. It’s time to just relax and get blown in the Oval Office like Bill Clinton.

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    ZERO DARK SEXY ROLE PLAY SCENARIO:

    You’re a hot CIA agent, not unlike Jessica Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty. Ok exactly like Jessica Chastain in Zero Dark Thirty.

    You’ve captured a man you suspect to be cooperating with terrorists. And if there’s one thing you hate more than anything in the world, it’s people cooperating with terrorists…especially terrorists that are trying to destroy America.

    Normally you’re an interrogation ace but your latest prisoner has shown no signs of breaking even though you’ve run through every torture interrogation technique in the CIA handbook. Your superiors are pressuring to find some intriguing new evidence or else he’ll have to be released (thanks for nothing Congress!). All seems lost until you notice a large swarm of bees circling some honey that one of your coworkers spilled on the ground from the 4th of July picnic the staff had earlier that day…which reminds you of the old addage, “You catch more bees with honey than vinegar.”

    While watching the bees swarm the honey, you ask yourself, “Perhaps I could implicate this suspected terrorist conspirator with my honey flavored pussy rather than vinegary torture interrogation techniques.”

    So you enter the suspect’s cell and ask the guards to tie him to a chair and tie the chair to the bars. Then you tell the guards to buzz off because this isn’t going to be pretty. The suspect is visibly nervous. He demands to know what you’re going to do with him.

    You smile and pace around, “What am I going to do with you? How about I show you?” You unbutton your blouse and slide off your skirt. “Do you like it?” you ask. He seems intrigued. You remove your bra and panties so that you’re totally nude in the cell with the suspected terrorist.

    You climb up the bars so that he’s face to face with your honey flavored pussy. He tries to lick it but you push his face back. “Only if you tell me what I want to know.” Unable to resist the allure of your honey flavored pussy directly in his face, he tells you a small kernel of information you already knew. “Good,” you say, “the more you say, the more of me you get to have.”

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    CONEY ISLAND HOT DOG EATING CONTEST ROLE PLAY SCENARIO:

    It’s the 4th of July and you’re at Coney Island to watch the annual hot dog eating contest, just like you do every year.

    This year, you notice something different about one of the contestants. Instead of the usual fat slobs and efficient Japanese eaters participating in the contest, there is a sultry brunette who just might be the sexiest creature you’ve ever seen. Can you believe that you almost considered not coming to watch the hot dog eating contest this year?

    As the contest is about to begins, the sultry brunette seems outmatched by her competitors. But when the clock starts, she swallows whole hotdog after whole hotdog, blowing her competition out of the water. With no noticeable physical discomfort, the sultry brunette wins the hotdog eating competition by a landslide.

    After accepting her medal, she heads straight for Stillwell Avenue station. Amazed by her performance in the competition, you chase after her because you’re compelled to let her know how incredible that was.

    “Excuse me!” you shout while trying to catch up to her.

    She turns and shoots you a smile.

    “Hi, I’m sorry to bother you but I come to watch this hotdog eating competition every year and I got to say that was the most impressive things I’ve ever seen at any hotdog eating competition.”

    She blushes, “Oh it’s nothing special.”

    “No, it is special. Where did you learn how to do that?”

    “From deepthroating big cocks.”

    Silence. You’re in complete shock because why would you ever expect a complete stranger to say that to you?

    “Would like to come over to my place so I can show you?”

    Immediately, you start to laugh. Obviously this is some sort of sick prank, right? But then she grabs your hand and leads you to the subway. “C’mon. If you thought that was impressive than wait until you see how I deepthroat. It’s literally going to blow you…away.”

    So you ride the subway to her house, she deepthroats your cock for several hours and you have amazing sex.

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    THE VHA IS A-O-K ROLE PLAY SCENARIO:

    You’ve just returned home from your second tour of duty and you don’t feel quite like yourself. You’re not exactly what’s wrong so you head to your local Veteran Health Administration to see if you can get some care.

    When you arrive, the place is packed with your fellow servicemen all waiting for care. You walk up to the front desk and are greeted by a young, perky nurse.

    “I’d like to see a doctor,” you say in that grizzled voice you’ve had ever since seeing combat.

    “I’m sorry sir but there’s 120 000 person waiting list to see a doctor.”

    “What? I risked my life serving this country. I let my marriage fall apart for this country. And on the 4th of July…some American dream, huh? Well miss, thank you for your time.”

    You turn to walk away, but then you hear, “Wait!” It’s the perky receptionist signalling back. She has an expression on her face that implies she has a secret to tell you. Intrigued, you lean in and she whispers into your ear, “There’s a 120 000 person wait list for a doctor, but this nurse will see you right now. Supply closet. 10 minutes. Fifth door on your left.”

    As instructed, you enter the fifth door on your left and 8 1/2 minutes later, the perky nurse from reception enters.

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    Well guys, that’s it for your 4th of July role play scenarios.

    I had another one where you play Thomas Jefferson coming home after celebrating the signing of Declaration of Independence and when you get home, you smoke so much hemp and get super high that you mistakes the slave quarters for your own bedroom and one of your slaves for Martha Jefferson and having incredible sex and thus introducing Thomas Jefferson to the wonderful world of interracial sex…but I thought that maybe that one would be in poor taste. After all, isn’t 4th of July about ignoring all the bad things America has done to its people and the rest of the world?

    Happy 4th of July everyone!

    July 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 11139

  • Deana Sophia Vera Is A Super Hot Patriot

    Independence Day is only a week away, and that’s why I say we start celebrating the best damn nation in world right now!

    That’s why today I’d like to thank our exalted leader Kim Jong Un for denouncing philistines James Franco and Seth Rogen. May our benevolent leader take our great nation of North Korea to the great Communist promised land.

    That’s why today I’d like to call your attention to one of America’s greatest patriots: DEANA SOPHIA VERA.

    Who?

    Like all great American patriots, Deana Sophia Vera is a very sexy model from Kazakhstan.

    She immigrated to America when she was only eight and grew up in Eastern Pennsylvania. You can’t get more American than that. Also, you can’t get more Kazakhstan in America than Eastern Pennsylvania.

    Deana won Miss Teen Pennsylvania USA as a junior in high school. Though she’s attending college, she makes time for a professional modelling career, doing shoot for Maxim and Puma. And she’s also an actress having appeared on some MTV garbage and the CBS Drama Person of Interest.

    Moving from Kazakhstan to Eastern Pennsylvania only to become a semi-well known, incredibly sexy model/actress is the American Dream. That’s why we’re celebrating Deana Sophia Vera as a true American patriot.

    On top of embodying the American Dream, Deana Sophia Vera has the unique distinction of looking their absolute sexiest while wearing an American flag themed bathing suit. In case you don’t believe, check out Deana Sophia Vera showing her true colors below:

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    O beautiful for spacious skies, 
    For amber waves of grain, 
    For purple mountain majesties 
    Above the fruited plain! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    And crown thy good with brotherhood 
    From sea to shining sea! 

    O beautiful for pilgrim feet 
    Whose stern impassioned stress
    A thoroughfare of freedom beat 
    Across the wilderness! 
    Deana Sophia VeraDeana Sophia Vera! 
    God mend thine every flaw, 
    Confirm thy soul in self-control, 
    Thy liberty in law! 

    O beautiful for heroes proved 
    In liberating strife. 
    Who more than self their country loved
    And mercy more than life! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    May God thy gold refine 
    Till all success be nobleness 
    And every gain divine! 

    O beautiful for patriot dream 
    That sees beyond the years 
    Thine alabaster cities gleam 
    Undimmed by human tears! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    And crown thy good with brotherhood 
    From sea to shining sea! 

    O beautiful for halcyon skies, 
    For amber waves of grain, 
    For purple mountain majesties 
    Above the enameled plain! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till souls wax fair as earth and air 
    And music-hearted sea! 

    O beautiful for pilgrims feet, 
    Whose stem impassioned stress 
    A thoroughfare for freedom beat 
    Across the wilderness! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till paths be wrought through 
    wilds of thought 
    By pilgrim foot and knee! 

    O beautiful for glory-tale 
    Of liberating strife 
    When once and twice, 
    for man’s avail 
    Men lavished precious life! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till selfish gain no longer stain 
    The banner of the free! 

    O beautiful for patriot dream 
    That sees beyond the years 
    Thine alabaster cities gleam 
    Undimmed by human tears! 
    Deana Sophia Vera! Deana Sophia Vera! 
    God shed his grace on thee 
    Till nobler men keep once again 
    Thy whiter jubilee! 

    Yes, Deana Sophia Vera truly is a great American patriot. Can’t wait for July 4th, y’all!

    June 27, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 24649

  • The Weirdest Sex Laws in the USA

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    God Bless America

    Is your sex life against the law?

    I hope for your own sake that it’s not because anyone who gets convicted of a sexual crime goes to prison with a big bullseye on their back. Seriously, people convicted of sexual crimes are fair game to be beaten to death in prison.

    You may think your sex life is perfectly legal, but iO9 painstakingly reviewed all the laws and made this map of weirdest sex laws in the United States. Please review to ensure that your sex life isn’t illegal:  Continue Reading

    December 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1456

  • Which State Has The Biggest Penises?

    Scientists Reveal Average Penis Size In Recent Study Which State Has The Biggest Penises?

    Typical North Dakotan showing off

    Condomania.com, the USA’s original online condom store (apparently), has just released a state by state comparison of penis sizes by compiling their sales data.

    So which state in the USA has the biggest penises?

    Here is the list of all 50 states from biggest penises to smallest:  Continue Reading

    December 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 554

  • Holly Peers 4th of July Bonus Boobs

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    Holly Peers

    Babe of the Day: Holly Peers

    Place of Origin: Manchester, UK

    Age: 26

    Height: 5’7″

    Measurements: 30F-24-34

    You know what the best part of having July 4th on a Thursday is?

    The celebration keeps going through the 5th (and possibly all the way to the 7th).

    There won’t be any fireworks tonight, but who needs fireworks when you have the beautiful Holly Peers and her massive boobs popping out of an American Flag bikini?

    No one wants fireworks when Holly Peers is an option.

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    Just one stray observation…Holly Peers is a British babe. How come she’s taking her tits for the 4th of July.

    Wait a second.

    Disregard that last question.

    I should know better than to question Holly Peers and her willingness to show us her perfect boobs.

    Please forgive me.

    For more Holly Peers 4th of July check out Pin-Up Files.

    Holly Peers’ bio courtesy of Babepedia.

    July 5, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2131

  • Sexy Ways to Celebrate July 4th

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    Alexis Texas gets patriotic

    You there! Do you know what tomorrow is? Tomorrow is the 4th of July, which means you should be ready to celebrate the independence of the Philippines with Republic Day.

    But seriously, July 4th is Independence Day here in America and it’s a pretty big deal. Obviously on July 4th we celebrate America’s independence from the dreaded British, but really it’s a chance for all of us to kick back, drink some beer, and blow some shit up.

    I’ve got my July 4th all planned out. I’m going to swing by the Sex.com sex dungeon that we call an office and look at porn all day then eventually go home and go to sleep.

    Sounds pretty good, right?

    If you haven’t figured out what you’re doing then you’ve come to the right blog because we’re here with the Top 10 Sexy Ways to Celebrate July 4th. Let’s see how we can make July 4th sexy:  Continue Reading

    July 3, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4607

  • Your All-American Girl: Kate Upton

    In anticipation for July 4th, we asked our users which American girl was not only the sexiest but also best represented what it was like to be an American.

    A few thousands votes later, we have found our All-American Girl:

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    Kate Upton

    That’s right! Your All-American Girl is none other than Michigan’s Kate Upton!

    Kate Upton held the majority of 37% in the poll and had 500 more votes than runner-up Jennifer Lawrence (who had 24% of the votes).

    Though I was really hoping Beyonce would be crowned All-American Girl by Sex.com users, the truth is I knew it would be Kate Upton all along.

    Ever since her Terry Richardson photo shoot, it seems like there’s no stopping Kate Upton. She’s everywhere and everyone wants a piece of her.

    Hell, last year Victoria Secret said that they would never use Kate Upton because, “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.” That’s such a cruel thing to say. Too-blond? Face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy? I guarantee you that if you were to try and buy yourself a Kate Upton face it would not even come close to looking as good as the original.

    Despite the harsh words, this year Kate Upton was on the Victoria’s Secret catalogue’s back cover. It turns out that Victoria’s Secret recycled the photos from 2011 (when they last booked Kate Upton) because her popularity is through the roof and they would be stupid not to include her. But I don’t have to tell you why she’s popular. She’s a gorgeous, curvy supermodel that likes to do goofy dances in a bikini. I want to tell you why Kate Upton is the perfect All-American Girl…  Continue Reading

    July 2, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3743

  • Chico Dusty’s Top 10 Red, White, and Blue

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    Marie McCray

    For this week’s Top 10, I couldn’t resist making it all about Independence Day.

    Originally I was going to make a Top 10 that featured the hottest girls in patriotic outfits, but that’s a little played out. Although I fully support American flag bikinis, today’s Top 10 is all about girls who are red, white, and blue. By that I mean red hair, white skin, and blue eyes. Who can resist a natural red head with milky white skin and crystal blue eyes? Especially when on our nation’s holiday they don’t have to dress up. Their colors don’t run.

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    July 4, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 267