Is there anything worse than blue balls?
If you can think of something worse than pain in the testicles caused by prolonged and unsatisfied sexual arousal, then I’d love to here about it.
The one saving grace about getting blue balls is that it’s easy to cure. All you have to do is clear the pipes of fluid (i.e. cum!).
Even though curing blue balls is (relatively) easy, we still decided to rank the cures from blue balls. See below the Cures For Blue Balls, Ranked from worst to best. Continue Reading
It’s tough to pick a favorite pornstar since there are so many of them starring in incredibly hot porn videos. Rather than choose a favorite pornstar, we prefer to go with the flow and love all pornstars equally.
Check the trailer below: Continue Reading
For many of us, the weekend didn’t start on Friday afternoon this week.
So does that mean we should have posted Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist earlier? Probably.
To makeup for posting Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist when you’re already well into your long weekend, this Thanksgiving edition of Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist has double the videos!
Normally, the staff of this free porn blog spends all week selecting the 7 hottest free porn videos of the week for Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist. But since it’s a holiday, we’re going to show you the 14 hottest free porn videos!
So please, enjoy the last of your long weekend with Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist. Continue Reading
OMG you guys! I have great news! It’s the weekend, which it’s time for another edition of… YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST!
In case this is your first Weekend Free Porn Playlist, then let me explain what’s going on. The weekend is only 48 hours long. 48 hours of freedom. We know you like to get off when you’re off, but there’s so much free porn on the internet that how do you know what’s hot and what’s not?
That’s where we come in. We watch porn all week (for work) and to help you masturbate efficiently, we pick our Top 7 free porn videos from the past week so you’re not wasting any time on the weekend trying to find porn. We’ve found the best porn for you and put it in Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist. All you need to do is press play, cover your junk in lube and enjoy!
For the next year, big booty beauty and porn superstar Mia Malkova will only perform in boy/girl sex scenes for award-winning studio Hard X. The sexy starlet signed an exclusive contract, which lasts the duration of 12 months and includes a star showcase.
Now does that mean Mia Malkova can shoot lesbian scenes for other studios? Does that mean she’ll only be shooting boy/girl scenes until the end of 2015? I guess we’ll see. One thing’s for sure, Mia Malkova is in good hands with Hard X because they’re the ones putting out the best… Continue Reading
If there’s one thing that the Sex.com Blog strives to be, it’s an authority on asses.
We love big asses so much that we’re often confused for big butt aficionado Sir Mix-a-Lot. Well, that only happened once but we’ll take it!
Today, we’d like to ask our fellow big booty lovers a question…
Does Kelsi Monroe have the juiciest booty?
Keep reading to see our argument for why Kelsi Monroe has the juiciest booty. Continue Reading
In 1972, the American Broadcasting Company (also known as ABC) coined the term “After School Special” with a series of didactic made-for-television movies to teach the youngins’ about controversial or socially relevant issues.
These programs taught us all about the dangers of premarital sex, illegal drug use and alcohol by scaring viewers with religion-based idealogical brainwashing. Quality programming!
Did after school specials corrupt the minds of a generation to think that sex was a shameful, unnatural thing? It’s possible. It certainly made me afraid of sex because if I remember correctly, everyone who had sex in an after school special inevitably died of AIDS. But thankfully, Dakota Skye and Digital Playground have teamed up to make an after school special that’s going to teach you lesson worth learning…
How to fuck hot teens in the ass! Continue Reading
Hey guys. I have to apologize to you. Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist is a day late this week. Do you think you’ll ever find it your hearts to forgive me?
Before you say, “No, Chico. We can never forgive you.” I suggest that we check out the top 7 best free porn videos from the past week. After watching all 7, then maybe you can decide to never forgive me again.
1. Red Fox gets a nice outdoor fuck
Alright all you motherfuckers! It’s the motherfucking weekend. We got sleep to catch up on. We got parties to go to. We don’t have to go to work for TWO WHOLE DAYS. It’s time to live life to its fullest.
Here at the Sex.com Blog, we want all you motherfuckers to have the best damn weekend possible. How can a porn blog help you have the best damn weekend possible? Every Friday, we supply you with YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.
You could spend your entire weekend searching for hot, free porn videos to fap to…or you could just let us do it for you!
To save you time, we spend all week carefully curating the 7 best free porn videos from the past week for optimal weekend fapping.
So let’s not delay a second longer. Let’s see the 7 best free porn videos from the past week in yet another edition of YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.
1. Naughty slut August Ames films a sex tape in a dive bar bathroom
So many porn movies come out every year that it can be hard to play favorites. Almost once a week, we see a new porn movie and are forced to declare that, “It’s the hottest thing we’ve ever seen!” However, in seven days time, what we thought was the hottest thing we’d ever seen will be usurped by something new. That’s why we took our time with Hard X’s Stacked 2.
When we first watched it, we were ready to declare it as one of the best porn movies of 2014. But rather than announce that right away, we thought it would be better to let it ruminate. Needless to say, Stacked 2 still holds up.
What makes Stacked 2 one of the best porn movies of 2014? Strap yourself in because here are reasons why Stacked 2 is one of the best porn movies of 2014! Continue Reading
It’s the weekend! That means it’s time for a brand new free porn playlist to keep you fapping through the weekend!
While I do recommend checking out Digital Playground’s Girls of Summer, Second Chances starring Carter Cruise and becoming a member to ElegantAngel.com for super cheap, to watch all that hot porn requires you spend less than $10.
Since I know you all think paying for porn is the most ridiculous thing a person could do, I’ll just say that you’re missing out.
But hey! Even though you’re missing out on the best porn, I will say that this week’s free porn playlist is pretty good too!
Shall we get to it? Here are the hottest 7 free porn videos from the past week for the September 5th edition of Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist!
1. Chloe Amour’s Latina Sex Tape
Is it possible that there’s too much free porn on the internet? With millions of sexy pictures to see and millions of porn videos to watch, how do you even begin to decide what to watch let alone what to fap to?
If you’ve ever felt adrift while browsing for free porn online, don’t worry because we have a solution: a weekend porn playlist!
Every Friday, find the 7 best porn videos from the past week right here on the Sex.com Blog in Your Weekend Porn Playlist.
1. Nicole Aniston’s Night Time Romance
Madison Ivy, the petite and incredibly busty German-American pornstar, signed an exclusive Brazzers contract 11 months ago and it seems like it’s just been nothing but perks since then.
Not only was Madison Ivy made the Twisty’s Treat of the Year runner-up instead of Vanessa Veracruz thanks to her Brazzers contract, but she also has the pleasure of starring in big budget Digital Playground porn movies. However, in exchange for the job security and having the biggest porn conglomerate in the world having her back, Madison Ivy had to give up one thing: her virgin ass.
Yes, it’s hard to believe that a pornstar as popular as Madison Ivy has steadily gained notoriety and momentum in the adult industry over the course of the last 6 years has yet to do anal since nowadays it seems like new girls do anal right away. I mean, it’s 2014, I think we can all agree that anal sex is on the table.
For Madison Ivy’s anal sex debut, Brazzers went all out. We find Madison Ivy losing touch with reality and existing primarily in her sexual fantasies. Her dreams have become more real than reality itself and thankfully for us, Madison Ivy only has super hot sex dreams.
Her latest dream transports her to an ancient world where she’s been given as a gift to powerful man-stud Mick Blue. And what does Mick Blue want to do with his new sex toy named Madison Ivy? Explore her ass, of course.
With incredible set design, costumes, live snakes and Madison Ivy doing anal for the first time ever, this is quite simply the porn event of the summer. Forget X-Men and Godzilla, Madison Ivy’s first anal scene is the only must-see blockbuster this summer.
Click the image below these words to watch a three minute preview:
WASN’T THAT AWESOME?
To see Madison Ivy’s first anal scene in it’s entirety, you have to have a Brazzers membership. Luckily, you can get one here: JOIN BRAZZERS.
And for all you skeptics that still aren’t convinced that Madison Ivy’s first anal scene isn’t the most important thing to happen in porn this year, enjoy these pictures courtesy of BRAZZERS.
They’ll get you hyped to see Madison Ivy’s first anal scene in full!
Yesterday, the Louisiana State House rejected an appeal of the state’s unconstitutional anti-sodomy law. According to the New York Times, the appeal lost 66 to 27. That means Louisianans are breaking the law every time they have anal sex or give/receive oral sex.
Why would Louisiana subject itself to a pitiful existence where no one can legally give/receive a blowjob or experiment with anal sex? Because enjoying any kind of sex is immoral, especially fancy kinds of sex like oral sex and anal sex. If it’s not unpleasurable, missionary sex, then you better not be having it in Louisiana.
Though if you want to have sex with a corpse, you can do that in Louisiana because necrophelia is legal!
Yes, in Louisiana, if you want to dig up a corpse and literally fuck its brains out, you can. But if you want to give your husband a blowjob, that’s technically a felony.
But that’s not the weirdest part. The weirdest part is that Louisiana isn’t the only state in the union that explicitly bans blowjobs and anal sex but allows necrophelia.
North Carolina also has a ban on oral and anal sex, but you’re totally free to do a dead person.
Oklahoma and Kansas don’t care if you want to do the deed with the recently deceased, but there’s a ban on oral intercourse between lesbian and gay couples.
And for the record, several other states like Nebraska, New Mexico, and Vermont appear to allow necrophelia, but at least there’s no ban on oral or anal sex.
I truly can’t imagine how these bans on blowjobs would ever be enforced, but it’s crazy to me that some states are holding on to their anti-sodomy laws. I mean, who cares what two or more consenting adults are doing to each other? No one should.
So just a reminder, never move to these states in red because their priorities are all screwed up:
If you live in one of these states, I’m sorry.
My advice to you is to give/receive as many blowjobs as possible as a form of protest against these unjust laws.[h/t: Gawker]
Before I ever set foot in the Sex.com offices, I had always assumed that nobody knew anything about sex. Now, after writing sex tips and giving sex advice to the readers of the Sex.com Blog for nearly two years, I’ve realized that I was wrong.
People actually do know a lot about sex. Unfortunately 99% of what people think they know about sex is wrong.
Who is to blame for the perpetuation of misinformation? I blame the inadequate sex education most people receive in school. The only thing I remember from sex education in school was an animated short with a voiceover saying, “Penises are a lot like noses. They all come in different shapes and sizes.” And the only reason I remember that lesson is because it maybe me feel better about my own disfigured penis and while the voiceover was comparing penises to noses, a million different animated penises were flying across the screen all wearing the classic mustache and glasses disguise to make them more like noses? That image of millions of penises wearing that hilarious disguise still haunts me to this day.
to help you forget about all those penises wearing the mustache and glasses disguiseto help you have more pleasurable, safer sex, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex. So if you’re ready to find out that you’ve been doing sex wrong all these years, continue reading.
10. Men don’t fake orgasms
Faking orgasms isn’t just for women. Men do it too. Of course, male fake orgasms are slightly trickier than their female counterpart because men discharge when they cum. But that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.
If you’re wondering why men fake orgasms, it’s simple. Not being able to orgasm can make your partner feel inadequate and sad. So it’s better just to grunt and make a stupid face when they’re through thrusting to preserve their partner’s sexual confidence.
9. Oral sex and anal sex are safer than vaginal sex.
NOPE! Almost all STIs can be passed on through unprotected vaginal sex can also be passed on through unprotected oral and anal sex. Herpes, warts, gonorrhea, hepatitis, chlamydia, syphilis, and HIV can all be contracted orally or anally. Oral sex is certainly less risky compared to vaginal and anal sex, but just for your own safety wear a condom!
8. Oral sex and anal sex don’t count as real sex.
Some people seem to think that having oral sex or anal sex instead of vaginal sex is a way of circumventing losing their virginity and still being able to have sex. Absolutely not true. “Sex” is in the name, therefore if it’s in your mouth or your ass, you’re having sex.
7. Vaginas all look a likeI blame porn for this one, because porn rarely features any girls with large labias or anything. For whatever reason, almost all the vaginas you see in porn are the same, which is not indicative of vaginas around the world. This lack of vaginal variety in porn has led to more and more women getting labiaplasty surgery to make their vaginas look “normal” when in fact there’s nothing wrong with their vaginas.If penises come in all shapes and sizes like noses, then vaginas are like lips…THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.
6. Two condoms are better than one.NO. I understand why people assume that two condoms are better than one, because two of everything is better than one almost always. Double the condom, double the protection. Well, you’re totally wrong if you think that.”Double-bagging” can increase the friction of the latex, making them more likely to rip or tear. One condom (male condom or female condom) is all you need.
5. Pulling out is an effective method of birth control.According to this article, more and more people are pulling out as a means of contraception. THAT’S REAL STUPID.Withdrawal is significantly less effective at preventing pregnancy as compared to other methods. Now, if you’re pulling out because a lifetime of watching porn has given you an obsession with cumshots, then by all means do it. But don’t assume for one second that pulling is a substitute for condoms or the pill.
4. Penis size is important.
ThoughtCatalog.com asked 50 women about their thoughts on penis size. Of the 50, only 6 said that bigger was better.
Truth is, size only matters to people that let it matter. Motion, rapport, depth of intimacy, lovemaking skills, and/or positions often have more to do with partner satisfaction than size. But if you’re still concerned about your penis size, then you should read this: Satisfying Women with Your Tiny Penis.
3. Women can achieve an orgasm from penetration alone.
Most women don’t achieve an orgasm from vaginal sex alone. It’s possible for sure, but according to data from a 2009 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, most women (about 2/3) have orgasms when they have sex, and this could be from vaginal, clitoral, breast or other kinds of stimulation.
The key is diversity of stimulation. Women are sophisticated creatures and if you want to make one cum then you’re going to have to explore all of her erogenous zones.
2. The clitoris is a fun button that will give women instant orgasms.This basically the same point as #3, but it’s worth stating again. You need to diversify your attention to all areas of a woman’s body. You can’t just go storming straight to the clitoris and hope for results. Though stimulating the clitoris is never a bad idea, but too much attention could be more painful than pleasurable.So diversify! Have some fun! Don’t be so simple minded when it comes to sex.
1. Vaginas are not Fleshlights.What do I mean when I say, “Vaginas are not Fleshlights”?Well, though Fleshlights look and feel like vaginas, you should know that they aren’t the same. Fleshlights are a male masturbation toy. When you use a Fleshlight, you should feel totally free to fap yourself silly, pounding away at that fake vagina. However, you can’t just jackhammer a vagina. Women know when you’re using their bodies to masturbate and they don’t like.
I know it’s tempting to do what that dude in the GIF above is doing to Stoya, but it’s not good sex. Simply pounding away, using a real live vagina as if it were a common Fleshlight is a surefire turnoff. There’s no nuance, no build-up, no feeling when you’re using a vagina like a masturbatory aid. It also signifies sexual inexperience or selfishness, which are not very attractive qualities. Rather than mindlessly thrusting away, you want to vary your speed throughout the sex. Gauge your partner’s response and let it inform your movements. If she asks you to go harder, then go harder. But if the moment calls for a slower approach, then slow it down. After all, you’re not alone, you’re working together to have great sex.
Obviously, there are more than 10 misconceptions about sex out there. In fact, it was tough to decide which 10 misconceptions about sex I would attempt to clear up for you today. Hopefully, you’ve learned something useful. But if you have a question about sex or you need some advice, you can always…
Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org
And I’ll be happy to answer your sex questions via blog post.
Now that women are having more casual sex, sex-scholars have discovered what they believe to be an “orgasm gap”.
The orgasm gap theory basically states that women will enjoy about one orgasm for every three orgasms a man enjoys. According to a study by the Kinsey Institute, women are twice as likely to orgasm when they have sex with a sexual partner they’ve been in a long term relationship as opposed to a one night stand or casual sex. Meanwhile, men are twice as likely to orgasm during casual sex or a one night stand.
So while we’re all having a lot of fun fucking whoever we want with no emotional connection or relationship to spoil the sex, the truth is that women are getting the short end of the dick stick. That ain’t right!
But don’t worry ladies, you’re in luck. Social psychologist and sex educator Dr. Justin Lehmiller of The Psychology of Human Sexuality fame collect 13,484 responses from college-aged women in an online survey to determine what makes women orgasm when they’re having casual sex. And lucky for us, Dr. Lehmiller compiled all his findings in this handy infographic.
Pay close attention if you want to help close the orgasm gap, or at the very least help the woman you’re having casual sex orgasm for once: Continue Reading
Since 1969, everyone’s known that Virginia is for lovers, which is strange because blowjobs, cunnilingus, and anal sex were illegal up until yesterday.
I guess the slogan should have been “Virginia is for boring lovers”.
Virginia’s House of Delegates passed a bill yesterday that will eliminate a ban on oral and anal sex that’s been around since 1950.
The old ban states:
A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.
B. Any person who performs or causes to be performed cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus or anal intercourse upon or by his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least 13 but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.
C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes step-parent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes step-child and grandchild includes step-grandchild.
A felony! Up until yesterday, blowjobs, cunnilingus, and anal sex were almost as bad as murder, kidnapping, and treason. It is Even married couples couldn’t enjoy oral and anal sex.
The law has been under fire since the 2003 Supreme Court ruling Lawrence v. Texas, which held that any state could not ban private non-commercial sex between two consenting adults. But that didn’t stop Virginia’s legislators from killing any updates to the bill until yesterday.
Though I’m happy for what this bill represents, I can’t imagine that the law had ever been enforced. Like did police ever burst into a bedroom to arrest a couple for anal sex when really the guy was just trying to find the pussy but poked the ass accidentally?
So if you’re in Virginia, please celebrate your new found sexual freedom by going down on somebody or giving up the butt!
Though since you’ve probably never had oral or anal sex because you’re a law-abiding Virginia, you might want to read these:
A few weeks ago, Bonnie Rotten won Female Performer of the Year at the AVN Awards, which makes her the world’s best pornstar until next year’s award show where I will win Female Performer of the Year thanks to a long series of blackmail and deceit.
As you all know, I’ve always been a big Bonnie Rotten fan, especially ever since I noticed that Bonnie Rotten simulating sex is better than watching most people have actual sex. But besides being a talented, tattooed performer who will do just about anything, I didn’t really know much about the world’s best pornstar.
Thankfully, world’s best interviewer Chris Nieratko got a chance to sit down with Bonnie and, as expected, seeing Bonnie Rotten being herself has confirmed that there’s no one better.
So let’s watch Chris and Bonnie talk about her naughty grandma, her squirting abilities, her experiments with her teenage group sex, and of course, her superpowers.