Angelina Jolie

Making Angelina Jolie Babe of the Day today may seem in poor taste in light of her double mastectomy, but I promise you it’s done with the utmost respect.  Continue reading “Angelina Jolie Sexy post-Double Mastectomy” »

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  You have already voted.

I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.

 OSCARS!

Is there any other pluralized name in the world that could be possibly more exciting than “Oscars”?

For three hours and thirty-five minutes, we sat in suspenseful boredom to see some celebrities sing, dance, and win awards for movies we did not see.

Of course, the big story from Oscar night has nothing to do with any of the nominees or winners (other than Jennifer Lawrence because J-Law is so hot like Hansel right now). The only thing people are talking about from Oscar night is seeing boobs. Specifically, “We Saw Your Boobs”. Continue reading “We saw your boobs at the Oscars” »

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Luminita Perijoc, the sex crazed knife-wielder

Nicolae Stan, a Romanian cab driver, was so close to living out a classic porno situation.

Luminita Perijoc, described as an Angelina Jolie lookalike (her picture is just to the right and you can judge her likeness for yourself) asked Stan to help carry her bags up to her apartment. Once inside, she demanded he have sex with her.

Initially, Stan turned her down because he is a married father of three. Stan’s mind was quickly changed when she pulled a knife on him and said she would kill him if they did not have sex.

At knife-point, Stan undressed and was forced to have sex. However, that was not enough.

Continue reading “Man forced to pleasure Angelina Jolie lookalike at knife-point” »

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