Exactly one day after FBI director James Comey criticized Apple and Google for marketing new smartphones with more complex encryptions that “…allow people to place themselves beyond the law,” another batch of celebrity nude pictures emerged online, reminding us why these encrypted phones are more of a necessity than a luxury.
On Friday afternoon, links surfaced on Reddit and 4chan that led to hacked pictures of supermodel Cara Delevingne, actress Anna Kendrick, Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Treanor, soap opera star Alexandra Chando, actress Kelli Garner and others. Continue Reading
But man, after hearing about the interaction between Kary Perry and Anna Kendrick at the Grammys, I certainly wish I could have been Katy Perry’s fingers that night.
Kendrick described her Katy Perry sex-sperience (new word, deal with it) as a guest on the Conan show. As you might expect, Conan was fairly interested in getting a detailed account of what exactly occurred. Here’s the clip!
Sounds like a pretty interesting night. I can’t wait until next year’s Grammys where I am predicting that I will be one of Katy Perry or Anna Kendrick’s dates. I’ll keep you posted on how that works out.
Now, we never like to condone forced down-the-front-of-dress cleavage fingerbangs, but since these two ladies seem to be on such good, friendly terms, we’ll let it fly this time.
Kendrick ‘blames’ the fingerbanging on the dress that she was wearing, but doesn’t seem particularly upset – in fact, she stated that she would have been sad if nobody had taken the initiative and stuck their fingers down there.
So I think we can all agree that this was a wondrous miracle act that benefitted humanity as a whole.
So here’s my first question, which is extremely important: did anyone get any film or picture of this interaction?
Second question, which is certainly as important as the first one: was the act reciprocated?
Y’all know Anna Kendrick? Her latest album Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City was not only one of the best hip hop albums in recent memory but it was also probably the best album of last year.
Hang on, sorry. I was thinking of Kendrick Lamar. I always mix those two up. Anna Kendrick is that adorable and sexy actress you may remember from such films as Twilight, Up in the Air, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and most recently Pitch Perfect.
The other day she tweeted, “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate'”. The tweet currently has over 30,000 retweets and 25,000 favorites.
Normally we’d just have a chuckle and move on, except someone’s been pinning lots of Ryan Gosling pictures to Sex.com. Here’s a screenshot we took from earlier today when we doing our daily look around Sex.com: