When I first came across this POVD video starring my new favourite up-and-coming asian porn star Amy Parks, I instantly knew that they had managed to finally clear up one of the most common Christmas misconceptions: the right way to hang mistletoe.
In the video above, the male talent (who will be henceforth referred to as “you” because c’mon that’s the intention of POV porn, right?) arrives home to find a gift on the steps. “Hey! This don’t belong here!” you scream to no one in particular. “This is supposed to be under the tree!” But since you don’t care about being naughty or nice, you go ahead and open it anyways, launching you on a sexy scavenger hunt.
Piece by piece, you assemble a salacious Santa outfit and find adorable asian porn star Amy Parks sitting on the bed, waiting to play with your Yule log (which is not to be taken literally but meant more as a fun, holiday-themed euphemism). All you need to do is hold a little bit of mistletoe over your cock and she’s all yours.