• Predicts FIFA 2014 Winner

    Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.

    Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.

    At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.

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    June 23, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Stuff • Views: 12575

  • Pledges $50,000 To Sexy Olympians


    Eva Samkova (left) & Gabriela Soukalova (right) are two Czech Olympians that stand to benefit from is so much more than an amateur porn site featuring sexy amateur Czech babes. It’s an outlet for any Czech woman’s sexual expression. Right? That’s one way of looking at it.

    Well, is hoping to do much more than promote the beauty and sexual expression of Czech women.

    Ever since two beautiful Czech Olympians, Eva Samkova and Gabriela Soukalova, won medals at the Sochi Winter Games (Samkova won gold in snowboard cross and Soukalova won silver in is pledging $50,000, or 989,400.00 Czech Koruna, to Czech athletic programs to support the development of future sexy Czech Olympians.  Continue Reading

    March 3, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2232

  • The Onion Reports on Sex In Sochi’s Olympic Village


    Go for the gold!

    All the news coverage of the Sochi Winter Olympics has been inexplicably focused on the sporting events, with hardly anyone talking about how much sex the athletes are having in the Olympic Village.

    Everyone knows that the Olympic Village is basically a two week long hook-up fest. I mean, you have all the best athletes in the world living together. They are in peak physical condition. Specimens of human perfection. How are they not supposed to fuck each other?

    Earlier this week, 23 year-old snowboarder Jamie Anderson revealed that using popular hook-up app Tinder in the Olympic Village was Tinder on a whole new level. And while that news certainly is awesome, it’s not quite the level of juicy, Olympic sex gossip we’ve been hoping for since the games opened last Friday.

    Thankfully, The Onion has just released a new report that reveals just how much sex Olympians are having in Sochi. Let’s take The Onion’s sex tour of the Olympic Village!

    Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Fuck Each Other

    Note: Before you leave a comment saying that this isn’t real, I know it’s not real. The Onion is America’s greatest parody news source and this fake report was too good not to share with a straight face. Sorry if you thought it was real!

    February 14, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2685

  • Russian Olympians Posing in Lingerie

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    In what feels like an attempt to make everyone forget about how unprepared Sochi is to host the Winter Olympics and the effort kill all those adorable stray dogs running around the host town, Russia’s Olympic team has released photos of their most photogenic (meaning sexiest) athletes posing in lingerie.

    The Russian Olympic team felt that their own athletes was the “best campaign for our team in Sochi.” Yeah totally. The best way to get people excited about the games are to know who’s competing. The Russian Olympic team also wanted to refute the stereotype that female athletes are “a mountain of muscle and manly figure.”

    However, by getting the female athletes competing in the Sochi Olympics to pose in lingerie just reinforces that even women who are world-class athletes are sexual objects. Did no one from the Russian Olympic team pick up on this?

    But hey, the damage is done. Let’s just get to know the hot babes of the Russian Olympic team.  Continue Reading

    February 7, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 2693