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  • Who Does Think Will Win the NBA Playoffs?

    Continuing with our sports themed playoff prediction poll coverage (because porn viewers are the most knowledgeable sports analysts in the world), we at are curious to know who our readers think will take home the NBA championship title?

    Last week, we asked you who was going to take home the NHL Stanley Cup.  The winner was the Montreal Canadiens – a somewhat surprising result considering we get more American readers here than we do Canadian.

    Now, with the NBA playoffs having reached the conference finals, it seems like a good time to pick the winner.  The remaining teams are about as unsurprising as one could imagine.  The conference finals bracket probably mirrors many analysts’ pre-season playoff selections down to a tee.  That’s one of the reasons why I don’t enjoy the NBA as much: there seems to be less room for underdog stories and upsets.

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    May 16, 2014 • Polls • Views: 8608

  • KY’s Sexercise Program

    Super sex lubricant brand KY thinks that we’re not having enough sex because the stress of our daily routines and our obsession with technology is too distracting for us to have sex.

    To get people interested in sex again, they enlisted the help of sexologists, personal trainers and pornstars to develop a sexercise program that will solve all your sexual problems.

    The classes were supposedly offered at Buenos Ares’s largest gym complex, with over 5,000 participants hoping to spark an interest in sexual activity and build sexual stamina. However, I did some research on that and there’s no evidence that it actually happened.

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    May 15, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 16689

  • NHL Playoffs Poll

    Every Spring, the best teams in the NHL face off in a brutal, agonizing war for the Stanley Cup. The NHL playoffs are the culmination of all hard work, dedication and pain the players have gone through.

    Currently, the Stanley Cup playoffs are in the semi-finals round. Tempers are already hot, and people are already beating the shit out of each other. We’ve already had a fair share of emotion and controversy (how about Boston’s twitter reaction to Montreal’s PK Subban)

    We have our personal favourites at (go Habs), and fuck all of the other teams because they’re all a bunch of losers whose careers will fade into obscurity in a few years anyways. Although the Montreal Canadiens are 100% guaranteed to win the NHL Stanley Cup this year (and that’s a guarantee), we thought we’d ask the readers who they thought would take home the grand prize.

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    May 6, 2014 • Polls • Views: 13080

  • There’s a NEW Worst Porn Star Music Project – Melanie Muller

    And it’s not even a new song by Farrah Abraham.

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    April 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 12651

  • Pledges $50,000 To Sexy Olympians


    Eva Samkova (left) & Gabriela Soukalova (right) are two Czech Olympians that stand to benefit from is so much more than an amateur porn site featuring sexy amateur Czech babes. It’s an outlet for any Czech woman’s sexual expression. Right? That’s one way of looking at it.

    Well, is hoping to do much more than promote the beauty and sexual expression of Czech women.

    Ever since two beautiful Czech Olympians, Eva Samkova and Gabriela Soukalova, won medals at the Sochi Winter Games (Samkova won gold in snowboard cross and Soukalova won silver in is pledging $50,000, or 989,400.00 Czech Koruna, to Czech athletic programs to support the development of future sexy Czech Olympians.  Continue Reading

    March 3, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2240

  • Secret To Malena Morgan’s Perfect Body

    This is Malena Morgan:

    Malena Morgan

    Malena Morgan

    By all accounts, Malena Morgan has a perfect body.

    If you don’t think so, I would advise getting your head checked for signs of being totally fucked.

    So how does one get a perfect body like Malena Morgan’s?  Continue Reading

    September 25, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2609

  • Hot Girls on Bikes Could be at risk sexually

    Handlebar height could affect the sexual health of hot girls on bikes


    Be careful! Your health is at risk and your clothes are falling off!

    Aside from the fat, hairy men dressed in the full spandex kit struggling to pedal up hill, what’s not to like about biking? It’s fast, it’s fun, it’s good for the planet, it’s good for you, and it’s great for drive-by whistling at chicks…ah yes…the chicks…hot girls on bikes…my favorite thing.

    Has anyone else noticed that hot girls are just drawn to riding bikes? And it’s not just one type of hot girl. You’ve got girly-girls, athletic girls, punk girls, hipster girls, and other kinds of girls I can’t even think of out riding around on their bikes dropping the jaws pedestrians, drivers, and cyclists. If you’re not convinced, look through Fuck Yeah Girls and Bikes and you’ll see plenty of hot girls on bikes.

    Though these hot girls on bikes are keeping their bods in shape, a new study says that handlebar height could have an affect the sexual health of these babes. Continue Reading

    July 10, 2012 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2288