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I don’t like paying attention to awards this time of year because I feel people are too easily influenced by nominations and winning to actually form an opinion themselves.
For example, last year when Argo won Best Picture at the Oscars, people stopped sharing their thoughts on the movie and instead say, “It won the Oscar.” But why does that matter to you? The old guard of the Hollywood elite decided that Argo was the best picture of 2013, not you. Your opinion is just as valid as theirs so why does an award supersede your opinion? Who cares about a little gold statuette?
With that said, the AVN Awards were last week. The entire porn industry got together in Las Vegas, Nevada to celebrate the best porn from 2013.
Now, I can’t guarantee that your favorite pornstar won anything. But that shouldn’t discourage you. Life’s not about winning awards and porn especially isn’t about awards. It’s about hot, graphic sex that we get online for free.
So yeah, don’t blame me if your favorites didn’t win anything and don’t let it discourage you. Hopefully, the results of the 2014 AVN Awards will just introduce to new favorites.
Anyways, here are the winners from the 2014 AVN Awards: Continue Reading
Fan voting for the 2014 AVN Awards opened this past Friday (November 15th). There are ten Fan Vote categories this year and they are:
- Best Body
- Favorite Porn Star (Female)
- Favorite Porn Star (Male)
- Favorite Web Cam Girl
- Hottest MILF
- Most Promising New Starlet
- Social Media Star
- Favorite Studio
- Best Boobs
- Hottest Ass
Though fans have until January 17th to think it over and cast their votes, I spent the weekend carefully deliberating who I was going to vote for. Since there’s no mention that the AVN Fan Voting is a secret ballot, I’d like to tell you who I voted for this year. Are you ready? OK let’s go! Continue Reading
Maybe it’s just me but for me there’s nothing better than awards season. Finally, an excuse to wear some elegant, elaborate dresses and roll out the red carpet as I stuff my face with Chinese take-out and watch people better than me win awards.
The Golden Globes are fine. The Oscars are glamorous. But the problem with these mainstream award shows is that they don’t let regular Joe’s have their say.
That’s what’s great about the AVN Awards! They give the fans a chance to have their voices heard with four very important categories.
- Favorite Body
- Twitter Queen
- Favorite Porn Star
- Best Free Adult Site
In our last post, we were talking about Tasha Reign’s first anal scene and with it completed she’s now done it all.
But as far as porn stars go, no one can contest that Tori Black has done it all. You don’t win AVN’s Female Performer of the Year three times in a row like Tori Black by coincidence.
Of course, just like having sex, there is always a danger that once you’ve on top for three years in a row, you’re ready to move to a different position (for example missionary or doggystyle). So porn fans, I want you to ask yourselves, “Are we in danger of losing Tori Black?”
While it may seem unlikely, Tori’s been hanging out with a bad crowd recently. Is it drugs? Gangs? By conventional standards, pornography is pretty bad.
Luckily, I have some evidence from a YouTube video: