Yesterday when I was scraping ideas together for the Top 10 Sexy Things About Fall list, I made sure to leave going back to school off the list because there’s hardly anything sexy about going back to school. Maybe if we were doing a Top 20, back to school would make the cut, but that’s highly unlikely.
Or at least, that’s how I felt. I’ve been forced to reconsider the sexiness of back to school after seeing Emma Glover nude modelling backpacks.
Let’s take a look at how a simple thing like Emma Glover nude wearing a backpack can even make something as miserable as going back to school sexy.Read more…
Depending on who you ask, it’s now Autumn.
The reason I say, “Depending on who you ask,” is because most people might say Fall instead Autumn. Sticklers, also known as jerks, would say, “Autumn doesn’t start until the 22nd.”
The weather’s been chilly enough for it to be deemed Fall so we need a Babe of the Day hot enough to keep us warm
That’s why we’re making Autumn Riley Babe of the Day!
In case you’re wondering, it’s not a coincidence that her name is Autumn Riley. Read more…
Babe of the Day: Jaclyn Swedberg
Date Of Birth: August 14th, 1990
Location: San Pedro, California
Height: 5’5″ | Weight: 106 lbs.
Jaclyn Swedberg was Playboy’s Playmate of the Year 2012 but for some reason I haven’t seen much of her since then (other than her super sexy Instagram: pmoy2012)
Why do models never go for the repeats of these kinds of awards? Once they win it are they not ever allowed to contend again? I’d like to live in a world where beautiful women can repeat these achievements over and over again. I mean that’s how it works in sports. And there’s nothing wrong with sports!
Thankfully, the super sexy Jaclyn Swedberg has resurfaced on a faraway beach showing off her perfectly sexy body.
Check out these new Jaclyn Swedberg beach pics (plus some of her older, nuder pictures!) Read more…
Since starting at Sex.com, I’ve had very few regrets.
My biggest regret would have to be that time I used penis numbing spray on myself.
But aside from numb junk, I would definitely say that dropping the ball on Ariel Rebel is my biggest regret.
I won’t go into the details but we were trying to work with Ariel Rebel for a special project because she’s gorgeous and tech-savvy. But that’s life. Sometimes things don’t work out the way you want them to. Just to be clear, Ariel Rebel is not to blame. We blew it. And I’ll never forgive myself or my co-workers for blowing it.
Speaking of blowing it, Ms Rebel is embarking on a new phase of her career and there’s plenty of reason to get excited.
Ariel Rebel is finally making the move to boy/girl scenes.
Yes, it’s finally happening. You’ve prayed for Ariel Rebel’s boy/girl debut every single night since the first time you ever saw this cutie and now it’s real.
Her boy/girl debut is a blowjob scene and to celebrate Ariel Rebel’s career move, we’re making her Babe of the Day! Read more…
Twisty’s continues to prove that they have exceptional taste in women with their latest Twisty’s Treat of the Month.
Since we’re all recovering from summer hangovers, for September’s Treat of the Month they couldn’t pull any punches. They went and got the very best. And by the very best, I mean Nicole Aniston is the Treat of the Month! And by extension, she’s Babe of the Day! Read more…
The roles of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey for the upcoming mainstream adaptation 50 Shades of Grey have finally been cast! And not a moment too soon because I had completely forgotten that a 50 Shades of Grey movie was in production!
British actor Charlie Hunnam will play Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson will play Anastasia Steele.
For some reason, fans of 50 Shades don’t seem pleased with the casting. One fan felt the urge to tweet: “Ok…. they kill it they freaking kill it. The movie has been totally ruined. Fifty shades will suck now.”
Suck now? 50 Shades of Grey has always sucked. How did they not notice how much it sucked when they were reading the books?
Charlie Hunnam will do just fine as Christian Grey. If you’re not familiar with him, just watch Undeclared and you’ll see that he’ll be fine. Dakota Johnson, on the other hand, I’m less familiar with.
Now that we know that this beautiful, blonde actress will be experimenting with BDSM to get more in touch with her inner goddess, let’s get better acquainted with Dakota Johnson by making her Babe of the Day! Read more…
The year was 1999. While Y2K panic had people fortifying their bomb-shelters, I was busy getting myself more acquainted with a brand new, petite pornstar named Gauge.
Six years later in 2005, Gauge was at the very top of the porn world when all of a sudden she quit. In those eight years, we’ve all tried to fill that 4’11″ hole she left in our hearts by finding new petite pornstars and revisiting our favorite Gauge pictures and videos.
Thankfully, we don’t have to do that anymore. Gauge is back after an 8 year hiatus.
To show our appreciation for her return, we’re making Gauge the Babe of the Day! Read more…
Babe of the Day: Julia Ann
Place of Origin: Glendale, California
In exactly one week, students will be going back to school. The excitement and freedom of summer will be officially over and you’re going to have to attend boring lectures with terrible hangovers.
Yeah. It’s too bad.
But here’s something that might make the idea of going back to school more bearable:
Imagine next Tuesday when you’re walking into your first college class of the semester and super hot MILF Julia Ann is there to teach you all about sex, sexuality, and feminist theory.
If you need help imagining, let these pictures help you visualize Julia Ann as your sex professor:
Doesn’t that make going back to school much easier?
If Julia Ann is teaching a sex class on your first day back at school, you should consider buying a lottery ticket because you are the luckiest person in the whole wide world.
Bio courtesy of Babepedia.
Babe of the Day: Carissa White
Place of Origin: Los Angeles, California
Height: 5′ 3″
Do you like pin-up girls?
I for one love them. They’re the bees knees.
Sorry I was channelling a 1950′s version of myself.
You have to appreciate pin-up girls on some level because without the popularity of the pin-up girl, we wouldn’t have erotic photography or porn today. It’s a domino effect. We wouldn’t have rock n roll music without country and blues. Pin-up girls and porn has the same relationship.
It’s especially great when modern babes get all dolled up like pin-up girls. It’s the best of both worlds. (Err…time periods?)
Today’s Babe of the Day is modern pin-up girl Ms. Carissa White.
Can you guess who shot these photos?
Of course it was Holly Randall.
I don’t know if Carissa White always looks like a sexy pin-up girl but that doesn’t matter. She is a bonafide babe no matter what she’s wearing (or not wearing for that matter).
Congratulations Carissa! You’re the Babe of the Day.
And if those super sexy pictures weren’t enough for you, enjoy this SFW striptease:
Babe of the Day: Simone Kerr
Place of Origin: Perth, Australia
I know what you’re thinking, “A younger, sexier, Australian supermodel also named Kerr? Is Simone Kerr ‘Miranda Kerr 2.0?’”
Unfortunately, that’s merely a coincidence. Simone Kerr is not related to Miranda Kerr (or at least I haven’t found any evidence that they’re related in the 4 hours I’ve been researching her).
They share a surname, they’re both Australian, and their individual sex appeal is through the roof but that’s just a happy coincidence.
For some reason, Simone Kerr isn’t known around the world. What’s the matter world? Do we have too many tall, slender beauties to idolize? The way I see it, we can never have too many tall, slender beauties. Simone definitely fits that bill.
Just look at how she fills out various Miskini bikinis:
Isn’t she gorgeous?
After perusing these pictures I was like, “Miranda who?”
I have my fingers crossed that we’ll be seeing a lot more of this babe.
Babe of the Day: Skin Diamond
Place of Origin: Ventura, California
Skin Diamond is a total babe. You already know that.
She does a lot of hardcore scenes. Lots of anal, some squirting. You know. You’ve seen all of Skin Diamond’s pictures and videos.
Today, I stumbled upon a Vimeo video of today’s Babe of the Day keeping it simple. Maybe it’s just me, but for me simple is sexy.
Why not watch the video and see for yourself?
Here now is Skin Diamond’s Erotic Session:
Dang, that girl is sexy!
My hands are tied. I had no choice but to make Skin Diamond Babe of the Day.
In honour of Skin Diamond being made Babe of the Day, I’d like to share with y’all my favourite pictures of her shot by the man, Van Styles. Check them out: Read more…
Are there any two words more enticing in the English language than “Free Agent”?
The only two words I can think of that are more enticing are GRACIE GLAM.
Prepare to be blown away because Gracie Glam is now a Free Agent.
To celebrate her new-found freedom, we’re making Gracie Glam Babe of the Day! Read more…
Now that all our rent checks have cleared it’s time to start enjoying August! And what better way to enjoy August than making Twisty’s latest Treat of the Month Babe of the Day!
Babe of the Day: Jessi June
Place of Origin: Miami, FL
So what do you need to know about Treat of the Month and Babe of the Day Jessi June?
She became a glamour model when she was 18 and now she’s moving into more adult modelling (which you can see in the pictures below). She told Barelist in an old interview that if she were to start doing girl-girl scenes, Kayden Kross would be the first girl on her list.
Can someone please make this happen? I mean, c’mon. Kayden Kross and Jessi June? Who doesn’t want to see that? If you know that such a scene already exists please share it with us.
In the meantime let’s get a taste of the super sexy Jessi June in her Treat of the Month pics by Twisty’s:
Is Jessi June your new favorite babe or what? You got to love those big natural 34C. If you don’t, please have your head examined immediately.
Unfortunately I can’t show you anymore Jessi. If you want to see more pictures and videos, visit Twistys.com. You won’t be sorry.
Jessi June, congratulations on becoming Treat of the Month and Babe of the Day. When it comes time for Treat of the Year and Babe of the Year, you definitely have my vote.
While we wait for that to arrive, you should:
And make sure to check out more Jessi June pictures on Sex.com.
*Stats courtesy of Babepedia.com