Barack Obama
Posts

  • Twitter Porn Barack Obama Might Like

    Lucy Collett Barack Obama Twitter Porn Barack Obama Might Like

    Mr. President!

    A few days ago, comedian Pat House noticed that Barack Obama’s Twitter account was following Wicked Pictures (@wickedpictures).

    Yes, the same Wicked Pictures that makes porn movies and has contracts with hot pornstars such as Samantha Saint, Stormy Daniels, and formerly Alektra Blue.

    The President was also following glamour model Taylor Vixen and pornstar Heather Starlet.

    Though it may come as a surprise, Barack Obama’s Twitter has a history of following some Twitter porn. In October of last year, Geekosystem pointed out that his Twitter was following @iLikeTitsDaily, which is totally Twitter porn, and also @Playboyman.

    Now I’m sure Americans in the Bible Belt aren’t crazy that Obama was indulging in Twitter porn (but what do they care? They didn’t vote for him. Plus red states watch more porn than blue states). But I think it’s great that the President is enjoying some Twitter porn. Twitter is far and away my favorite social media site because they have no interest in censoring their users. If you want to post Twitter porn, by all means do it because Twitter doesn’t care.

    But Twitter porn can be tricky. It took me some time to figure out who to follow for the top quality Twitter porn. However, given the state that the nation is in, I feel like it’s time for me to reveal my Top 10 of Twitter porn so that my dog Barry Obammy can feel relaxed and sexually satisfied while governing this great nation.

    So here it is the Twitter porn Top 10 for Barack ObamaContinue Reading

    July 9, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1647

  • This hunk is running for President? (UPDATED)

    biography page image 2 300x209 This hunk is running for President? (UPDATED)

    All hail President Stud

    Democrats want to raise your taxes, Republicans want to cut them. The election sure can be confusing.

    If you’ve weighed the pros and cons between both candidates and found that you’re still undecided, don’t worry. We are here to give you a third option: Andre Barnett.

    Andre Barnett is a true patriot. He is a soldier, a small business owner, body builder, sought after fitness model, and former gay porn star. With your help, we can add President of the United States to his resume.

    So why should you vote for Andre Barnett?

    Continue Reading

    October 11, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 0

  • Pornstars On Election 2012

    Jenna Jameson 01 300x225 Pornstars On Election 2012

    Jenna Jameson, Republican.

    Jenna Jameson was the Queen of Pornography through the 90s and early 2000s, as I’m sure all of you know.

    Nowadays, she’s a bit of a loose canon. First there was the DUI she plead not guilty to. Now she’s publicly endorsing Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney.

    Yesterday, Jenna Jameson told CBS while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in San Francisco, “When you?re rich, you want a Republican in office.” This reasoning is somewhat irresponsible because what if Jenna is not rich in two years.

    The Daily Beast spoke with eight current porn stars to see if Jenna’s position reflected the rest of the porn community. Here’s a quick summary of their thoughts:

    Continue Reading

    August 7, 2012 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 263