Though it may come as a surprise, Barack Obama’s Twitter has a history of following some Twitter porn. In October of last year, Geekosystem pointed out that his Twitter was following @iLikeTitsDaily, which is totally Twitter porn, and also @Playboyman.
Now I’m sure Americans in the Bible Belt aren’t crazy that Obama was indulging in Twitter porn (but what do they care? They didn’t vote for him. Plus red states watch more porn than blue states). But I think it’s great that the President is enjoying some Twitter porn. Twitter is far and away my favorite social media site because they have no interest in censoring their users. If you want to post Twitter porn, by all means do it because Twitter doesn’t care.
But Twitter porn can be tricky. It took me some time to figure out who to follow for the top quality Twitter porn. However, given the state that the nation is in, I feel like it’s time for me to reveal my Top 10 of Twitter porn so that my dog Barry Obammy can feel relaxed and sexually satisfied while governing this great nation.
So here it is the Twitter porn Top 10 for Barack Obama. Read more…