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  • The LA Lakers Will Get Blowjobs If They Reach 47 Wins (Which They Won’t)

    The adult industry seems to think that the glory of winning on the highest level isn’t enough of an incentive for professional athletes to perform. Pornstars now take it upon themselves to make pro athletes perform by offering free blowjobs. (i.e. Team BJ)

    The latest adult star to promise pro athletes blowjobs is none other than fresh faced starlet Sadie Santana. She says that she’ll blow every player on the Lakers’ roster if they can figure out a way to win 47 games this season. Unfortunately for the Lakers (but fortunately for Sadie Santana’s mouth), they have no chance in hell of winning 47 games by April.  Continue Reading

    November 7, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 12167

  • Nina Agdal Makes A Half-Court Shot, We Think…We Were Too Busy Admiring Nina Agdal’s Ass

    It’s been a minute since we checked in with Danish supermodel and woman we’d trample over our own mother to get next to, Nina Agdal.

    Last time we checked in with Nina Agdal, it was because we could see her boobs. We decided to end our regular coverage of Nina Agdal after seeing her boobs, since we were sure nothing could ever top that.

    And while nothing will ever top seeing Nina Agdal’s boobs, she did display some sick basketball skills on Instagram. Since the NBA season starts this coming Tuesday, the least we can do for Adam Silver’s association is share the video of Nina Agdal playing hoops to get you excited for basketball.  Continue Reading

    October 24, 2014 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 12582

  • Playboy Has March Madness

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    Can I get in-between those babes instead of the $10,000?

    Have you filled out your March Madness bracket yet? No? GOOD!

    March Madness starts tomorrow and the only bracket you should care about is Playboy’s March Madness Bracket.

    What’s so special about Playboy’s March Madness bracket?

    Well, on the surface it may appear to be just like any old bracket that you would fill out on ESPN or Yahoo, but instead of pitting you against your stupid friends, you have to go head to head with some super hot Playmates.

    Oh. And they’re offering a grand prize of $10,000. If 10 G’s isn’t enough to entice you, you could also win a flatscreen TV, a DSLR camera, a Playstation 4, or an autographed Larry Bird jersey. Did I mention that it’s free? Now do you understand why you need to fill out Playboy’s March Madness Bracket?

    So what are you waiting for? Do I need to tell which teams to pick? Yeah right, like I’m going to tell you. I’m trying to win me a DSLR…or possibly an autographed Larry Bird jersey that I will sell to get money to buy multiple DSLRs.

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    If you’re not a basketball fan and this post has got you feeling a little left out, then I’m sorry.

    To make it up to you, here now are Playboy models Elena Romanova, Brittany Madisen and Ali Rose looking sexy in Playboy jerseys, short-shorts, headbands, thigh-high socks, and sweatbands (but really they’re mostly nude). You don’t have to be a basketball fan to appreciate these babes.

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    THOSE GIRLS ARE GIVING ME SOME KIND OF MARCH MADNESS…and not the basketball kind ;)

    March 19, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1647

  • Elsa Hosk: A Nude Introduction

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    Elsa Hosk

    Are you guys familiar with Swedish Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk? I thought that maybe you guys would know Elsa Hosk because Victoria Secret models are all somewhat famous. Or at least they used to be in the era when the Victoria’s Secret catalogue was the only available masturbation material.

    I love Elsa Hosk for two reasons.

    #1. She was a professional basketball player in Sweden before becoming a model.

    Sadly, the Swedish women’s basketball league is not on par with the WNBA and therefore her Swedish basketball career wouldn’t have taken her very far (though that’s just an assumption, I choose to believe that Elsa was the Swedish women’s basketball league equivalent of Kevin Durant). However, she’s said that the rigorous practices and travel helped her prepare for the physical and travelling demands that come with being a professional model. Which leads me to the second reason why I love Elsa Hosk…

    #2. She’s a supermodel that isn’t afraid to get nude for the camera.

    In particular, these new photos of Elsa Hosk from photographer Andreas Kock (lol) are absolutely stunning. If you think you can handle seeing a total knock-out of a woman like Elsa Hosk wearing nothing but heels, fur coats, lingerie, and occasionally a merkin, then look at these pics!

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    February 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 3681

  • Michelle Rodriguez, Cara Delevingne Make Out at Knicks Game

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    Michelle Rodriguez + Cara Delevingne

    Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne were spotted making out at Tuesday Knicks game against the Detroit Pistons.  Continue Reading

    January 9, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1127

  • Sup with Abella Anderson?

    I hate the Miami Heat. Even though this summer has been lacklustre weather-wise, watching Tim Duncan neutralize the Miami Heat‘s offense with his basketball IQ is making up for it.

    Watching the NBA Finals has almost made me start to pity the Miami Heat. Every year they don’t win a championship every year with Lebron James and Dwyane Wade on the same team, it will be a disappointment of season, which is totally unreasonable. (Notice how I didn’t mention Chris Bosh?)

    During the NBA season when the Miami Heat went on that huge tear, I thought about how easy it would be to root for the Heat. Now I’ve started to think that being a Heat fan isn’t all that easy because the management has bestowed their fans with unreasonable expectations for every single season until 2016.

    Maybe having Lebron James gives you a chance to win an NBA Championship every year but it’s still unreasonable to expect a championship every year in the current NBA.

    Anyways, trying to empathize with Miami Heat fans made me think of the sexiest Miami Heat fan of all time: Abella Anderson. (see what I did there?)

    Some of you may know Abella Anderson as the pornstar that once broke a man’s dick because she was riding him too hard. Others may just know her as the naughty Latina that made some great sex videos.

    It’s been just over a year since she retired from porn so we’re going to do a Porno P.I. to find out what she’s up to now and why she retired from porn.

    Spoiler Alert: it’s not because she broke that guy’s dick.  Continue Reading

    June 13, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 14207

  • Sex.com has March Madness

    As you all know, pretty much everyone that works for Sex.com is a huge basketball fan. While I’m left waiting for Derrick Rose to return and lead my Chicago Bulls to a Championship, I thought it would be fun to do a quick analysis of the 16 remaining teams in the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship also known as MARCH MADNESS. Continue Reading

    March 25, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 310

  • Kobe vs Lebron

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    Kobe vs Lebron

    Hey guys, just a quick follow up question from the Kobe Bryant-Sex.com thing you may have heard about earlier this week. Continue Reading

    March 7, 2013 • Polls • Views: 437

  • Sex.com presents 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest

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    Kobe & Lebron

    So everyone’s talking about Magic Johnson’s $1 million offer to Lebron James to finally nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest.

    Well, not to out do Magic Johnson but we’ve made our own little offer to another one of basketball’s biggest stars that needs to nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest: Kobe Bryant.

    That’s right. If it’s going to take a $1 million of Magic Johnson’s money to get Lebron James to do the Dunk Contest, well we want to make sure Black Mamba is there to prove that he’s the NBA’s best player.

    Here is an exclusive look at the press release that offers $5 million to Kobe Bryant to entice him to defend not only his reputation but also his victory from 1997.

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    March 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 755