• Beyonce Tops the “One Night Stand” Survey

    “Which celebrity would you most like to have a one-night stand with on Valentine’s Day eve?”

    That’s the question VividRadio asked 1,000 of its listeners and Beyonce won by a landslide.

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    February 11, 2015 • Sex News • Views: 1806

  • The Sexiest Music Videos of 2014

    It’s not often that music videos turn us on because we don’t really watch music videos ever since MTV decided that it would exclusively air shitty reality TV. That said, there were a handful of music videos that were so sexy, they even caught the attention of sexy video snobs such as ourselves.

    So let’s review the sexiest music videos of 2014, because why the fuck not?

    Our advice when watching the sexiest music videos of 2014 is to put the video on mute, play some music that you like because though the visuals are appealing, most of these songs are actually terrible.

    Alright, now that you’ve heard our disclaimer, let’s see the sexiest music videos of 2014.  Continue Reading

    December 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9867

  • The World’s Top 10 Cheaters Exposed

    It seems like the only thing people have been talking about on the Internet is the Jay Z-cheating-on-Beyonce scandal. Whenever a celebrity couple cheating scandal breaks, all of a sudden everyone has their two-cents to share.

    You got the teenybopper (or older, unfortunately) female sample who join in lament with Bey, united by the unbreakable bond of sistahood, accusing Jay Z of being pea-brained for cheating on the Queen.

    You got the sleazy male pool (us included) who are getting ready to serve as rebound for Queen Bey, posting stupid Facebook statuses and Tweeting to Beyoncé things like “I would never cheat on ya bae”.

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    August 7, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Sex, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 12936

  • Beyoncé May Soon be Single. Tough Luck, Jay-Z.

    So yesterday Beyoncé surprised the world by yet again randomly dropping new music without warning anybody. Well, kind of. I guess you can consider a new remix of her popular song “Flawless”  “new music” when there’s a whole new verse and it now features Nicki Minaj. While Nicki’s part is great, the new added verse by Beyoncé is what makes the song very curious, if you ask me.

    The verse goes: “We escalatin’, up in this bitch like elevators/Of course sometimes shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator” and makes reference to the time that one time some lucky security guard caught elevator footage of Beyonce’s sister Solange ready to fight Jay-Z but Beyonce doesn’t really tell you much about it in the song. Regardless, it’s not looking good for Mrs. And Mr Beyonce. (Whoops, did I say that? I meant Carter.)

    The song is definitely doing nothing to stump rumours that her and Jay-Z are going their separate ways. That coupled with the recent account that they’ve been staying in different hotel rooms and the fact that Beyonce changed the lyrics in yet another one of her songs (about cheating) from “Been ridin’ with you for six years,” to: “Been ridin’ with you for the past 12 years.” and adding “She ain’t even half of me. That b*tch will never be me.” completely fuel the rumours that they’re about to split.

    So are rumours that Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with Rachel Roy and Rihanna true? I don’t know anything about Rachel Roy but Rihanna is majorly hot and talented too and has her own thing going for her:

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    Chico Dusty has already voiced his opinion on the subject. Which I disagree with but that’s fair, Chico, That’s fair. In my opinion, I don’t care if you’re Jay-Z, Beyonce is the full package. She’s both talented and sexy. I mean WOULD YOU CHEAT ON BEYONCE?! Look at her!

    August 4, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 15893

  • Solange Knowles Attacked Jay-Z For Trying To Go To Rihanna’s Party Alone

    So by now, you’ve probably heard that Solange Knowles attacked Jay-Z in an elevator, but it’s been a total mystery as to why Beyonce’s seemingly sweet sister would attack her brother-in-law.

    For those of you who haven’t seen the video yet, watch it below:

    Weird, right?

    It’s just simply a bad idea to attack one of the most powerful men in the music industry if you’re a musician, but it’s an especially bad idea to attack that man if you’re a musician primarily known for being the younger, less popular, and arguably less talented sister of that man’s wife.

    So why would Solange Knowles commit this kind of career suicide? Well, according to The New York Daily News, Solange Knowles hit Jay-Z for planning to go to Rihanna’s party down the street.

    Now, was Solange was incensed for not being invited to a Rihanna party, which from what I’ve heard are the best parties of all time? Possibly.

    It’s also possible that Solange didn’t like the idea of Jay-Z going to a Rihanna party by himself, because that sounds like a prime opportunity to have sex with Rihanna.

    No disrespect to Queen B, who is obviously extremely fine, but if I were married to Beyonce, the only woman I would even consider cheating with would be Rihanna.

    Of course, Beyonce is perfection, but Rihanna’s got a bad-ass-ness to her that ultimately makes her hotter and totally worth cheating on Beyonce for.

    Keep in mind that this nothing more than speculation from an internet-thug who would literally to anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to have sex with Rihanna. Even if I was married to Beyonce.

    To back up these wild claims I’m making, let’s check out some of Rihanna’s sexiest pictures courtesy of users so you’ll agree that literally everyone would try to hit that if given the opportunity. Even someone married to Beyonce.

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    Yeah, I think you see why trying to have sex with Rihanna is something all men would try to do.

    May 13, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 13837

  • Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.

    Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.

    So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?



    The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).

    Indiana Pacers babe:

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    Atlanta Hawks babe:

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    In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.

    In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.


    The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).

    Miami Heat babe:

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    Charlotte Bobcats babe:

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    The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.

    As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.


    The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).

    Toronto Raptors babe:

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    Washington Wizards babe:

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    Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.

    And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.

    The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)

    Chicago Bulls babe:

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    Brooklyn Nets babe:

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    Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.

    Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…

    Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.



    The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).

    San Antonio Spurs babe:

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    Memphis Grizzlies babe:

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    Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.

    Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.


    The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).

    Oklahoma City Thunder babe:

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    Dallas Mavericks babe:

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    Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.

    Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.


    The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).

    L.A. Clippers babe:

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    Golden State Warriors babe:

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    Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.

    And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.



    The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).

    Houston Rockets babe:

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    Portland Trailblazers babe:

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    Hey, I’m sorry I keep going back to Leanna Decker, but I doubt you’re mad because Leanna Decker is truly one of the hottest babe ever. That’s why she trumps that “Superman” Dwight Howard fan.

    That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.


    Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!

    April 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 10879

  • Beyoncé Grabs Her Boobs On The Cover of OUT Magazine


    Queen B

    You know what I like best about Beyoncé? She does whatever the hell she wants because she’s Queen B.

    So whether it’s releasing a visual album at midnight on a Thursday, blowing a couple grand on sex toys, or just grabbing her boobs for a photo shoot, she just grips and rips it all in the name of feminism.

    Here’s how she explained her feminist drive to OUT magazine:  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • BABES • Views: 9809

  • Ukraine’s Human Barbie Says Ugliness Is Caused By “Race-Mixing”


    You’re about to see why that’s totally untrue

    If you use the internet regularly, you’ve probably heard about Ukraine’s Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova.

    For those of you who don’t know Valeria Lukyanova, she’s quite possibly the world’s craziest woman. She spends every waking moment trying to look like a real life Barbie doll by putting on loads of makeup, wearing creepy contact lenses, working out constantly, and consuming only a diet of sunlight and air.

    GQ’s Michael Idov traveled to Ukraine to speak with Valeria Lukyanova, which only confirmed that she’s totally insane. Here’s her take on the “global mean” of beauty:

    When seated across the table from a living Barbie and stuck for topics, by all means go for collegiate bullshit. “But Amatue seems to be all about the Eastern philosophy of reincarnation,” I say. “And the beauty that you embody is very Western. American, even.”

    Valeria grows pensive, which in her case means rolling her eyes slightly upward without changing anything else about her face. “I wouldn’t say so. Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now.”

    “But that’s a relatively new thing,” I reply. “The ideal of beauty used to be different.”

    “That’s because of the race-mixing.”

    WOAH. Ugliness is caused by “race-mixing”? That’s not ok. Of course a woman crazy enough to transform herself into a living doll would also happen to be terribly racist.

    To prove to you all that “race-mixing” is not the source of human ugliness, here now are the 20 hottest mixed race women:  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • Sex News, TOP 10's • Views: 9747

  • Beyoncé Sexed Up The Grammy’s Last Night



    The 2014 Grammy’s were last night. I know, I’m just as shocked as you. I thought for sure they stopped forcing that crap on people in 1960. We only need to look at how many awards Macklemore won to see just how irrelevant the Grammy’s are.

    Anyways, I was eating an elaborate dinner of foods that will improve the taste of my semen when a friend texted me to say, “I think Beyoncé’s boobs are out on TV.”

    To which I replied, “Yo, what show are Beyoncé’s boobs on?”

    And then he was all like, “Yo, the Grammy’s dog.”

    To which I replied, “Yo, the Grammy’s? I thought they stopped forcing that crap on people in 1960.”

    I didn’t bother turning on the TV because surely it was too late and the internet would have conclusive evidence the next day. Except for today is the next day and if Beyoncé’s boobs really did make an appearance last night, you’d think people would be dancing in the streets celebrating Queen B.

    All I know is that I’ve watched Beyoncé’s sexy “Drunk In Love” performance from last night’s Grammy’s fifty-something times and I have no idea if her boobs came out.

    Though, even if her boobs are covered up, it’s still one hell of a sexy performance.

    Don’t you guys just hate Jay-Z now? I sure do.

    January 27, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 992

  • Jay-Z and Beyonce’s Sex Toy Spree


    World’s Most Envied Couple

    As Beyonce’s sex-fueled new album continues to dominate digital sales, she and husband Jay-Z decided to celebrate with a $6,000 sex toy shopping spree!

    Celebrities. They’re just like us!  Continue Reading

    December 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1607

  • Beyonce’s Sexy Secret Music Videos


    Bootilicious as always

    Just minutes before December 13th, Beyonce released her fifth album titled “Beyonce” exclusively on iTunes without any warning or press.

    Details are still emerging but Beyonce’s fifth studio album is being described as an “exclusive visual album”. That means each song on the album has its own music video, which can be purchased on iTunes.

    As always, Beyonce’s music videos feature her beautiful body moving all sexy. Unfortunately we can’t show you Beyonce’s sexy new music videos in their entirety because we don’t want to incur the wrath of RocNation, but I have watched all the 30-second previews on Youtube and I can show you the sexiest ones based on the previews.

    Enjoy short clips of Beyonce’s sexy secret music videos!  Continue Reading

    December 13, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 4507

  • “GQ’s 100 Sexiest Women” reviewed

    Two weeks ago, Beyonce’s GQ cover leaked onto the internet. After seeing the cover, we had no choice but to declare Beyonce Knowles as the world’s hottest MILF. But that was just the cover! We knew when we say the caption, “The 100 Sexiest Women of the 21st Century starting with Beyonce” we had to buy this issue of GQ and review their choices for the 100 Sexiest Women of the 21st Century…

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    January 22, 2013 • Reviews, Sites • Views: 1429

  • Leaked photo of world’s hottest MILF

    Jennifer Coolidge, #2 MILF of all-time

    Do you ever find yourself wondering why MILFs are so great?

    Unfortunately, your love of other mothers most likely harkens back to Oedipal urges buried deep within your subconscious…but we don’t need to talk about that!

    Let’s put Freud aside and just agree that we’re not being Oedipal and that some moms are just hot ladies who also happen to be mothers.

    MILF is a term that gets tossed around a bit too liberally these days. Most of the time it’s just used to describe an older looking woman, completely disregarding the “M” in the acronym. To be a MILF, you have to be a mother. Those are just the rules, so please try to abide by them.

    Now that I have sufficiently bored you with the semantics of MILF-dom, allow me to present a leaked photo of the world’s hottest MILF.

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    January 9, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1741

  • Christmas Gift Guide: Musical Vibrators!

    Christmas. It really is the greatest time of year.

    For only a few more days, the government will be lifting its embargo on Egg Nog and you can throw out all those gallons of milk you bought yesterday. You can now live in sweet ecstasy, slurping back a thick cup of Nog. Some people like to put a little rum in it…

    …it’s a good way to keep nice and warm ;).

    There is one catch. You have to buy expensive and thoughtful presents while you’re out buying Egg Nog. AND NO, Egg Nog is not an expensive and thoughtful present. It’s cheap and lazy and very delicious.

    What is there to buy other than Egg Nog? Don’t worry, we’ve found the perfect gifts this Christmas and we’re proud to share them with you in part three of’s Christmas Gift Guide!

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    December 13, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1374