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  • Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.

    Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Sex.com Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.

    So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?

    EASTERN CONFERENCE.

     

    The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).

    Indiana Pacers babe:

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    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Atlanta Hawks babe:

    5630939 sexy atlanta hawks cheerleader juliana Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.

    In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.

     

    The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).

    Miami Heat babe:

    3974150 abella anderson sexy miami heat fan Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Charlotte Bobcats babe:

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    The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.

    As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.

     

    The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).

    Toronto Raptors babe:

    5631028 leanna decker repping the toronto raptors Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Washington Wizards babe:

    5631053 washington wizards cheerleaders Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.

    And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.

    The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)

    Chicago Bulls babe:

    1767859 chicago bulls fan Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Brooklyn Nets babe:

    1583066 brooklyn nets Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.

    Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…

    Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.

    WESTERN CONFERENCE.

     

    The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).

    San Antonio Spurs babe:

    5631295 selena gomez Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Memphis Grizzlies babe:

    5631357 leanna decker repping the memphis grizzlies Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.

    Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.

     

    The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).

    Oklahoma City Thunder babe:

    5631478 bibi jones is an oklahoma city thunder fan Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Dallas Mavericks babe:

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    Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.

    Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.

     

    The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).

    L.A. Clippers babe:

    2433247 alysha nett Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

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    Golden State Warriors babe:

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    Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.

    And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.

     

     

    The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).

    Houston Rockets babe:

    5631574 sexy dwight howard fan Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Portland Trailblazers babe:

    5631601 leanna decker repping the portland trail blazers Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Source: google.ca via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

    Hey, I’m sorry I keep going back to Leanna Decker, but I doubt you’re mad because Leanna Decker is truly one of the hottest babe ever. That’s why she trumps that “Superman” Dwight Howard fan.

    That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.

     

    Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!

    April 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 10249

  • Have Sex With Joanna Angel…

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    Joanna Angel

    GREAT NEWS! You can now have sex with Joanna Angel!

    Ermm…Sorry…That’s not entirely true. You can now have sex with a replica of Joanna Angel’s pussy because Fleshlight just announced that she is the newest Fleshlight Girl! Continue Reading

    October 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 4824

  • Bibi Jones Striptease at Mystique

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    Bibi Jones

    Remember in February 2013?

    No, neither do I.

    I’m sure a lot of important stuff happened in February 2013, but the only thing that comes to mind is Bibi Jones’s return to the adult industry.

    There was hype surrounding Bibi Jones’s return (which might have had something to do with that crazy offer we made to Rob Gronkowski), but for whatever reason I haven’t seen anything from Bibi Jones since she’s been back in porn.

    She’s been in three porn movies already this year, but for some reason they slipped under my radar.

    Can we even be sure that she’s back doing porn?

    Yes. We can.

    Bibi Jones isn’t just back doing porn videos, she’s hit the feature dance circuit as well.

    Don’t you wish you could go watch a Bibi Jones striptease at your favorite, neighborhood strip-club? Of course you do! Everyone does!

    Unfortunately, there might not be a way to see a Bibi Jones striptease at your favorite, neighborhood strip-club. But it’s not all bad news. The good people of Mystique Gentleman’s Club in Bridgeport, Connecticut have posted a video of Bibi Jones doing a sexy striptease at their club.

    Let’s watch:

    Oh yeah. Bibi Jones is definitely back. In a big way.

    I’ve never been to Mystique. I’ve never been to Bridgeport, Connecticut. Regardless of those facts, I’d like nominate Mystique for Strip-Club of the Year 2013.

    Obviously Bibi Jones’s appearance at Mystique was awesome but they’re following it up with an Asa Akira appearance.

    If you’re on the East Coast, get your butt down to Bridgeport, Connecticut for September 20th and the 21st to catch Asa Akira.

    Thank you Mystique for reminding us all that Bibi Jones is definitely back in the porn business.

    September 9, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2233

  • Is Rachel Starr Dating Mike Napoli?

    0011 Is Rachel Starr Dating Mike Napoli?

    Rachel Starr

    Pornstar Rachel Starr was in the news last week because she was spotted giving rapper Machine Gun Kelly a blowjob at a show in Dallas.

    This week she’s back in the news because of this tweet:

    And go to the game she did. Look at what she tweeted during the game:

    So…does this mean Mike Napoli and Rachel Starr are dating?  Continue Reading

    August 21, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2041

  • Gronk goes to Hollywood

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    Gronk!

    Rob Gronkowski is going to be rubbing elbows with the Hollywood elite on Oscar night instead of bumping uglies with one of porn’s hottest stars. (FYI, we’re talking about Bibi Jones)

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    February 15, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 488

  • Rob Gronkowski gets porn offer from Sex.com

    rob gronkowski bibi jones Rob Gronkowski gets porn offer from Sex.com

    The happy couple

    As you may have heard, Bibi Jones has come back to the adult entertainment business.

    We were excited (so excited we made her a Top 10 that you should look at). And her return couldn’t have come at a better time: NFL Off-Season.

    There’s nothing worse than no football. Perhaps blue-balls. Although, sports fans will argue that the NFL Off-Season is a form of blue-balls.

    Anyways, with Bibi back in the business and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski partying it up in Vegas with a broken forearm, we thought it would be cool to spend some money to get porn fans and sports fans excited.

    Ever since the Twitter pictures with Gronk and Bibi posing together leaked, we’ve wanted to see a scene featuring the two of them. Bibi is gorgeous and Gronk is…well…Gronk is Gronk. He’d be perfect for porn.

    Here now for your reading pleasure is Sex.com’s official press release offering to match Rob Gronkowski’s 2014 salary of 3.75 million dollars to perform in a porno scene with super babe Bibi Jones:

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    February 7, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 854

  • Welcome back, Bibi Jones

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    Bibi Jones

    There’s a lot of in and out in the porno business.

    And no! That’s not a reference to vaginal, anal or oral penetration and thrusting motions…but there is a lot of that too…

    No, I’m talking about people coming in and out of the industry. For example, petite porn star Remy Lacroix announced  her retirement and then came back. Then alt glamor model Riley Jensen retired.

    Porn Gods giveth and they taketh away.

    They giveth us Remy Lacroix and taketh away Riley Jensen.

    But praise be to the Porn Gods for they have giveth us Bibi Jones again!

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    February 6, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 3466

  • Rob Gronkowski poses with Bibi Jones again

    rob gronkowski with porn star 276x300 Rob Gronkowski poses with Bibi Jones again

    The original twitter picture of Bibi and Gronk

    The summer of Gronk continues even though the NFL season is under way.

    Ron Gronkowski set the NFL record for tight ends last season with 18 total touchdowns (17 receiving, one rushing) and yards (1,327) but has also been working on setting a record for off-the-field antics. The Patriots brass reprimanded him earlier this year for partying too hard.

    Last year during his bye week, Gronk posed with porn star Bibi Jones (as you can see just to the right) for a picture posted on her Twitter. When this picture surfaced, the tight end (Ron Gronkowski not Bibi Jones) was forced to make a public apology. It may seem short-sighted to pose shirtless with a porn star wearing your jersey but Bibi revealed that Gronk brings his jersey on trips for times like these.

    Since then Bibi Jones has retired from the industry, going by her legal name Britney Maclin. As Britney, she is still actively tweets explicit pictures on herself on her twitter (@Britney_Maclin) most recently a new picture of her with Gronk.

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    September 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 531