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  • Nude Sunbather Causes a Giant Car Crash

    Summer is such a wonderful time. I love summer. It’s my favourite. Finally, I don’t have to hole myself up in a musty den playing video games for 15 hours a day. My crippling depression has faded away. Dairy Queen is finally open again. I can walk around shirtless, exposing my giant beer gut to the world. Yup, Summer’s the shit.

    But with Summer, comes responsibility. You can’t go to the beach and rock that pale ass pasty winter bod. You gotta tan that shit. You don’t wanna be blinding people with the sheen coming off your nearly transluscent skin, right? So people are tanning. In particular, a woman in Austria was recently seen tanning nude in the window of her apartment. The issue? Her tanning decisions caused a major traffic pile-up as people took their eyes off the road to catch a glimpse.

    A bystander snapped a picture of the sunbather in question, which you can check out at this link.

    One of the bystanders described the incident as follows:

    “I was behind two guys who had a fender bender because the motorists in front took their eyes off the road to glance up at the view. The young woman was obviously keen on getting some sun in a place where it doesn’t usually shine.”

    In my opinion, both parties are sort of at fault here. You shouldn’t be gawking at women trying to sunbathe, because that’s creepy. Also keep your eyes on the road (there seems to be a running theme on the blog today of people letting their insatiable sex ‘drives’ get in the way of their driving. Get it? Sex ‘drives’? I’m a genius.) On the other hand, if you’re a sunbather in your apartment, its kinda fucked up to let your bare ass and legs dangle out of a window. I mean, it’s fine, but it’s just kind of weird.

    Also, here’s some pictures of what happens when you’re a sunbather who properly tans themselves and then hits the beach:

    2489488 without a doubt the hottest cheerleader for any sport anytime Nude Sunbather Causes a Giant Car Crash

    June 19, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 16617

  • Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

    I don’t know how old the general reading population of this blog is. However, I am just old enough that I remember the days of dial-up internet. More specifically, trying to look at porn on a dial-up connection was a total nightmare. The agonizing process of slowly, slowly waiting for one single picture to load is the stuff that nightmares are made of. And that was just pictures! Forget about videos that shit took like 3 months to download.

    Now, luckily, if I want to look at pictures and even videos of sexy babes I can just go to Sex.com and look at an endless feed of porn.

    But there’s a new generation of people facing problems with slow-loading babe pictures, and those are the people that are on crappy phone networks. Your big clunky home computers can handle everything fine, but your little futuristic pocket computers are struggling. Blame all of the shitty service providers for these obstructions. If I want to look at hot babes while I’m on the toilet I should be able to, seamlessly!

    Well a Russian phone network provider recently played up on this extremely modern nuisance:

    “BBDO Moscow and Russian telecom MTS collaborated to baffle the crap out of followers of popular Instagram bloggers Victoria Bonya, Alena Vodonaeva and Anna Sedokova. In one of the troll-iest social media plays ever, these attractive Insta-celebrities posted photos captioned with the following hashtags: #sexy #oiled #myself #six #hot #naked #pumpedup #guys #red #latex #ass #withanimals #cat #bear #horse #experimenting #crazy #positions #wow #amazing #ohmygod.”

    Pardon the out-dated language from the quote above. What the hell is an Instagram Blogger? Is that the same thing as an interweb site?

    Here’s the funny thing though – there was no actual pictures. The Russian Instagram models simply uploaded actual pictures of a ‘photo loading’ screen with those hashtags, to fool thousands of weird Instagram lurkers around the world.

    Unfortunately, this was all just a viral marketing campaign to force people into spending way more money than they should have to to get a reliable phone connection. It’s still pretty funny though.

    But we’re not those big phone company big wigs. I won’t try and deprive you of pictures of sexy Russian babes. Do you think I’m some kind of monster? So, check out all of these hot pictures, and if they don’t load properly then you ACTUALLY are having network problems and its not my fault.

    3738913 katerina olendzskaia makes a point Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

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    5145924 irina malysheva fun bag friday Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

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    652150 a wine tasting i would attend Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

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    207562 russian girl Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

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    3803673 beautiful young russian has a killer bod Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

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    Also as a bonus here are a few actual pictures of Anna Sedokova, one of the Russian Instagram models in question:

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    June 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 21634

  • Babes On Instagram: Jaclyn Swedberg

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that finds the hottest babes on Instagram and tells you to follow them so you’re not missing out on the best SFW (safe-for-work) sexy pictures in your personal Instagram feed. And it’s this rigorous screening process of the sexiest Instagram accounts is precisely why the Sex.com Blog is superior to all other sites on the internet.

    If you’re new to BABES ON INSTAGRAM, then I’ll just tell you that you should be following the incredibly sexy babes Ellis Cooper, Alyssa Arce and Lauren Hanley because their Instagrams are red hot. Click their names if you want to see their sexiest pictures on Instagram. But for those of you who are committed to the BABES ON INSTAGRAM feature, then I’ll just go ahead and tell you that you need to start following JACLYN SWEDBERG. (Instagram: pmoy2012).

    Some of you may remember Jaclyn Swedberg as April 2011’s Playmate of the Month and 2012’s Playmate of the Year (which is what her Instagram name is).

    The 23 year-old beauty is by definition perfect, measuring a supple 34D-25-35, and she credits her success with her natural good looks. She said, “Being naturally pretty helped me. There is a stigma on perfection in this industry that isn’t really true. Instead of trying to look like something I’m not, I just focus on who I already am.”

    Aspiring models, you should know that if you try Jaclyn Swedberg’s approach to modelling, it may not yield the same results because Jaclyn Swedberg is blessed with a natural beauty that’s very rare. Which is why you need to follow her on Instagram, because seeing Jaclyn Swedberg regularly will fill your brain with happy feelings (and also possibly horny thoughts).

    Shall we take a gander at Jaclyn Swedberg’s hottest Instagram pictures? Of course! There’s literally no one sexier than Jaclyn Swedberg. Enjoy!

    Do you see why you need to be following Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram? Follow her now! Jaclyn Swedberg’s Instagram.

    In the interest of full disclosure, I’ll just tell you now that Jaclyn Swedberg doesn’t just share super sexy pictures of herself. She also shares some pictures of her and her boyfriend hanging out. Which maybe you’ll be ok with, but for me it makes me jealous because I’d like to Jaclyn Swedberg’s boyfriend. So I start hating on him, but then I realize that I have no reason to hate on him. I should respect him for locking someone as fine as Jaclyn Swedberg down. And also, he seems like a really nice, cool guy that maybe I could be best friends with some day, so there’s no reason to hate on him.

    So in short, follow Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram because she’s gorgeous!

    May 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 11610

  • Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Get Sexy On A Beach

    Sometimes, good things just happen for absolutely no reason at all.

    Take these photos for example. Here we have the gorgeous and big breasted Leanna Decker, whom you know as Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Year 2012 (or more likely that hot red hot all over Sex.com because no one in their right mind would never pass up an opportunity to pin pictures of a hottie like Leanna Decker) with adult superstar Jesse Jane (whom you definitely know already).

    For whatever reason, these two busty beauties decided to spend a day at the beach together. Were they doing anything besides realizing the sexual fantasies of millions? I know personally, I’ve always wanted to see these two together but I never thought I’d see the day.

    If they aren’t dating (which would really be the ideal scenario), I hope that the reason Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker decided to spend a topless day at the beach together was not just a one-time realization of our sexual fantasies but an effort by Jesse to pass the torch to Leanna Decker.

    The reigning Queen of Porn just happens to be hanging out on a beach with a nude model that is universally loved by all that have seen her?

    Here’s what I imagine went down in between pictures:

    JESSE JANE: “You know, nude modelling is cool and all but if you really want to hit the big time you should really consider trying porn.”

    LEANNA DECKER: “Do you think I could make it as a pornstar?”

    JESSE JANE: “No doubt about it. You’re the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen. Now let’s press our boobs together so that I can give you some of my power.”

    We can dream, can’t we?

    Anyways, that’s enough rambling. Time to check out Leanna Decker and Jesse Jane on the beach:

    5986304 leanna decker and jesse jane Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Get Sexy On A Beach

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    5986299 leanna decker and jesse jane Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Get Sexy On A Beach

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    5986278 leanna decker and jesse jane Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Get Sexy On A Beach

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    5986272 jesse jane and leanna decker Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Get Sexy On A Beach

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    5986270 jesse jane and leanna decker Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Get Sexy On A Beach

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    5986290 leanna decker and jesse jane Jesse Jane and Leanna Decker Get Sexy On A Beach

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    Now that’s hot.

    So what do you guys think? Would you want to see Leanna Decker do hardcore porn or stick to glamor modelling?

    Thanks for voting! Now enjoy this video that illustrates the immense sex appeal of Leanna Decker:

    Killer (Model: Leanna Decker) from Jose Luis on Vimeo.

    May 13, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 13412

  • Irina Shayk Topless!

    You know how they say good things come to those who wait?

    Well, I’ve been waiting a long ass time to see Irina Shayk topless and I’m happy to say that it’s finally happened!

    For those who don’t know anything about the beautiful Irina Shayk, just know that’s she’s a Russian supermodel and easily one of the most beautiful women that gets photographed for a living. That said, you’d think that an Irina Shayk topless photo would surface sooner rather than later because she’s primarily photographed in various states of undress.

    Though in my time creeping supermodel on the internet, I had yet to see one surface. That is until I took a quick scroll through Sex.com only to see Irina Shayk’s tits staring right at me.

    You know that moment in movies when the heroes finally reach the room full of gold? It was not unlike that but with a hot Russian babe’s boobs.

    First let’s start with a pic of Irina on the beach doing her best to conceal her tits. Think of it as an appetizer. And it’s a great opportunity for those of you unfamiliar with Irina to see her smoking hot body:

    5911315 irina shayk topless on the beach Irina Shayk Topless!

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    AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT! IRINA SHAYK TOPLESS!

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    Ah…

    Those breasts are everything I had hoped them to be and more.

    These pictures seem to have come from Irina Shayk’s Sport’s Illustrated shoot in Hawaii earlier this year.

    Thankfully, some of those pictures have also been pinned to Sex.com so let’s enjoy them now.

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    5101973 irina shayk Irina Shayk Topless!

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    5911479 irina shayk Irina Shayk Topless!

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    PLEASE. IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE IRINA SHAYK TOPLESS PHOTOS, PLEASE SHARE THEM IN THE COMMENTS. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

    Now I’m off to devise a plan to make Irina Shayk my very own sex robot.

    May 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 36559

  • Babes On Instagram: Alyssa Arce

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that tells you what babes you should be following on Instagram in order to look at their sexy SFW selfies wherever you go.

    Last week, we all followed the busty and beautiful Lauren Hanley and today we have another hot, busty model that’s been consistently heating up on Instagram. This week’s BABE ON INSTAGRAM to follow is none other than my favorite nude model in the business today, MISS ALYSSA ARCE. (IG: miss_alyssaarce)

    If you aren’t already a loyal Alyssa Arce fan, then pay attention! You’re about to get a crash course on your new favorite nude model.

    Alyssa Arce is a 22 year-old Playboy Playmate (Playmate of the Month for July 2013) from North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. She’s 5’8″, 120 pounds, and has killer curves, measuring 34D-25-34. Nice.

    The doe-eyed doll’s father comes from Honduras, making Alyssa Arce a Southern Belle with Latina blood. Can you imagine a more perfect combination?

    So why should you follow this bodacious babe on Instagram? Well, I’m glad you asked because below these words there just happens to be a selection of Alyssa Arce’s Instagram pictures that really highlight why you need to be following her. Check them out:

    Ok that’s enough.

    I think now you understand the importance of following Alyssa Arce on Instagram.

    I mean, you don’t have to follow her if you don’t want to. I just think that you’re doing yourself a great disservice by not following her because you’ll get behind the scenes looks, sexy selfies, previews of upcoming photo sets and she’s also extremely hot.

    So once again, follow Alyssa Arce on Instagram.

    And keep an eye out for Babes On Instagram, the weekly Sex.com Blog feature that finds the hottest babes you need to follow on Instagram.

    May 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 51705

  • Sofia Vergara’s Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

    Everyone already thinks that Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara is one of the sexiest celebrities in the world. I mean, think about it mathematically…

    Latina + Big Tits + MILF + Celebrity = Sofia Vergara.

    When anyone can fit into three or more Sex.com categories, well there’s nothing much else we can do other than admit THEY HOT.

    Long before Sofia Vergara was a household name, she was just a humble Colombian bikini model. Now I’d like to share with you some pictures from Sofia’s time as a bikini model, dating all the back to 1998 when Sofia was only 26 years old. I just think it’s important that Sofia Vergara was smoking hot way before she got on TV.

    Now please enjoy these vintage pictures of Sofia Vergara topless. Well…almost topless. If it weren’t for that stupid cowboy hat we’d be able to see more of the goods. But hey! Sideboob ain’t bad. Never complain about sibeboob.

    5750086 sofia vergara bikini pic Sofia Vergaras Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

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    5750084 vintage sofia vergara topless photo shoot Sofia Vergaras Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

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    5750081 vintage sofia vergara topless photo shoot Sofia Vergaras Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

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    5750079 vintage sofia vergara topless photo shoot Sofia Vergaras Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

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    5750075 vintage sofia vergara topless photo shoot Sofia Vergaras Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

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    CURSE YOU HAT!

    You know why I like Sofia Vergara? Because she once said, “I’ll tell you something. I’ve always been known for my boobs, but it pisses me off, because I do also have a great ass!” I COULDN’T AGREE MORE. Sofia, if by some miracle you ever see this, please know that you are always welcome to come through the Sex.com office and we can work together to figure out a way to get people focused on your ass as well as your boobs.

    Just to compare, check out Sofia Vergara at age 41 (present day Sofia Vergara):

    4175084 sofia vergara gq india magazine november 2013 Sofia Vergaras Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

    Source: sabmaal.com via senorita25 on Sex.com

    DAMN.

    Girl’s been smoking hot for decades. Good job!

    April 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 41468

  • Happy Birthday Babe of The Day: Nina Agdal

    nina agdal happy birthday Happy Birthday Babe of The Day: Nina Agdal

    Nina Agdal

    You know what’s going to make you feel like an old pervert? Nina Agdal turned 22 yesterday. So I guess technically the title of this post should read “Happy Belated Birthday Babe of the Day: Nina Agdal” but it’s Thursday, the first day of the weekend, so lay off me, alright?

    Am I the only one that thought Nina Agdal was older than 22? Supermodels are a weird breed. They all have to be under 25 to be relevant but yet none of them look their age. And before you say, “Ummm…Chico, you ever heard of photoshop?” The answer is OF COURSE I’VE HEARD OF PHOTOSHOP. Jerk. But this phenomenon’s been happening way before photoshop. It used to be called airbrushing.

    Anyways, though I’m surprised that Nina Agdal is only 22, I must admit that I’m relieved she’s still so young because I will rue the day that this Danish beauty turns 25 and gets shipped off to that Supermodel farm upstate where they get to run around and play and pose for photos. My dog Tippy is there too. My papa took Tippy to the supermodel farm upstate when I was a teen after they found a tumor in his stomach. 40 years later, he’s been living it up and feeling great with all supermodels over the age of 25. I promise I’ll come visit you soon, Tippy!

    In the meantime, I think the best way to celebrate Nina Agdal’s belated birthday would be to bask in her great beauty. Maybe it’s just me, but I think Nina Agdal is so hot that if she were to make eye-contact with me in real life, I would spontaneously combust. Those smouldering, Scandinavian eyes and perfect body already cause me to melt, and that’s with the protective computer screen separating us.

    Initially, I tried to choose Nina Agdal’s 22 hottest pictures for her 22nd birthday, but that was too hard. How was I only supposed to pick 22 pics? So instead, here are 53 of Nina Agdal’s hottest pics. One picture for every year that she will be the hottest woman alive.  Continue Reading

    March 27, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 7173

  • Nina Agdal & Irina Shayk Team Up For Some Bikini Porn

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    Nina Agdal & Irina Shayk

    QUESTION: If you had to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk, who would you choose?

    Don’t think too hard about that question because the truth is you would never get to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk. Maybe some day you’ll be a rich professional athlete or millionaire and Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk will fight over you. But even in the unlikely event that you get off the computer and try to do something productive with your life, you still don’t get to choose between either of them because they are so far out of your league it isn’t funny.

    Call me desensitized but bikini porn (aka supermodels that pose in bikinis) is some of the most boring stuff known to man. The only way it’s tolerable is that they can afford to book outrageously good-looking women like Nina and Irina. But besides that? Who gives a care?

    The only reason I like bikinis in the first place is how easy they are to take off. So why am I looking at someone wear a bikini? Someone that has absolutely no intention of taking off her bikini and posing nude.

    But then again, my hands are tied because Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk are so hot that I have to share new pictures of them whenever they drop, even if it’s for some dumb bikini company.

    So anyways, enjoy these hot (and slightly boring) photos of Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk.

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    March 10, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1541

  • Nina Agdal Nude in Bikini Porn Outtakes

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    Nina Agdal

    Remember when Sports Illustrated put out a bunch of pictures Nina Agdal nearly nude? Why not look at them again to refresh your memory: Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Bikini Porn.

    As you can see, Nina Agdal posed topless and yet there was always a conveniently placed hand or bikini to cover up her goods. And while I’ve always been a fan of the hand-bra tease…ever since Nina’s photo shoot for Cover Man Magazine I’ve been dying to see more. Nina, you can’t keep your boobs hidden behind your arm forever!

    And she can’t! Thank goodness for the outtakes that were released because we get to see some Nina Agdal nude!

    Specifically this picture where Nina just missed her mark covering her breasts:

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    NINA AGDAL NUDE!

    While this is an amazingly sexy picture of Nina Agdal, I’d like to chastise the photographer for not standing directly over Miss Agdal with her top off, while she made that orgasm-face and slid her bikini bottoms down those long beautiful legs.

    It should be a crime for women this good looking to wear clothes. If only to motivate all us hideous beasts to be as good-looking.

    There are more Nina Agdal outtakes, so please enjoy more Nina Agdal nearly nude right now:

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    I need to go jump in a some crystal clear water on a tropical beach now, much like the one Ms Agdal had her photo shoot on, to cool off. Nude Nina Agdal just causes my body to over heat!

    March 5, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 7342