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  • Miley Cyrus Blows Bill Clinton

    mileycyrusbillclinton Miley Cyrus Blows Bill Clinton

    Miley Cyrus blows Bill Clinton for the Bangerz Tour

    Miley Cyrus can’t stop trying to be sexy in the weirdest possible ways.

    Wait. Did I say sexy? Sorry I got confused because usually when a celebrity simulates oral sex in front of thousands of fans, it’s sexy. Miley Cyrus simulating giving Bill Clinton a blowjob isn’t sexy. Maybe it is? I don’t know. I think it’s supposed to be shocking, just like the other parts of the Bangerz Tour  where Miley rubs her crotch, rides a hotdog, and wears a leotard made of weed leaves.

    However, Miley Cyrus pretending to give Bill Clinton isn’t shocking so much as it is confusing.

    During the “Party in the USA” portion of Miley’s Bangerz Tour, Miley dances with a a woman dressed as the Statue of Liberty, two women in a Mount Rushmore headdresses and a little person wearing a Liberty Bell costume. Then Bill Clinton enters and Miley kneels in front of him and pretends to fellate him.

    Here’s a closer look at Miley Cyrus pretending to give Bill Clinton a blowjob.

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    Bill Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky in 1998. Miley Cyrus was born in 1992. No one’s made a Bill Clinton blowjob joke since 2000. What the hell is Miley doing and why is she doing it?

    I guess pretending to blow a President of the United States is the only way to sell records these days.

    I’d like to conclude this post by pointing out Miley’s eyes in that photo. As you can see, she’s looking up at fake-Bill Clinton. She’s trying to establish eye contact while giving a blowjob. Eye contact is one of the hottest things a woman can do while giving a blowjob. It’s so simple yet very effective. Therefore, if Miley Cyrus is trying to establish eye contact during a fake, on-stage blowjob there’s only one conclusion that we can come to…Miley Cyrus gives really good blowjobs.

    If someone can hook me up with backstage passes to Miley’s Bangerz Tour, I’ll be able to either confirm or deny that Miley Cyrus gives really good blowjobs. Until I get those backstage passes, let’s continue to believe there’s nothing quite like a Miley blowjob.

    February 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3680

  • Bill Clinton & Elizabeth Hurley’s Cross Country Sex Trip

    billandliz Bill Clinton & Elizabeth Hurleys Cross Country Sex Trip

    It isn’t true…but we wish it was…

    Yesterday RadarOnline published an audio recording of actor Tom Sizemore boasting about a magical evening in 1998 where former President of the United States Bill Clinton flew super babe Elizabeth Hurley to Washington D.C. to have sex with her. Radar reports:

    Clinton said, “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President!” Sizemore recalls. “‘I don’t have any time for this ****. I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.” […] “While we’re at the reception, I see her,” Sizemore reveals, but then she disappeared through a door, trailed by a Secret Service agent.

    As she disappeared into a room with the President, Sizemore charges, “Bill turns to me and he goes, ‘I owe you one.’” As to what happened after that, Sizemore declares on the tape: “What do you think? She was there for four days. He f***ed her that night.”

    Sadly, Elizabeth Hurley was quick to dismiss the story with this tweet:   Continue Reading

    February 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1330

  • Two Hot Pornstars Looking For Boyfriends

    TashaANDBrooklyn Two Hot Pornstars Looking For Boyfriends

    Brooklyn Lee and Tasha Reign

    In case you haven’t noticed by now, finding love is hard to do. And that’s true of sexy pornstars too.

    Many of you are probably a little hesitant to believe that it would be hard for a sexy pornstar to find love because there are literally millions of men all over the world that would step over their own mother to try and get a piece.

    But it’s just this over-eager attitude that’s a turn off for a sexy pornstar. Don’t believe me? Well luckily two sexy pornstars, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee have documented their quest to find boyfriends. And it ain’t pretty. (Don’t worry, Tasha Reign and Brooklyn Lee are pretty, their search isn’t). Continue Reading

    April 16, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2633

  • Hillary Clinton’s South African Dance Raises New Questions

    Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was the guest of honor at at a dinner hosted by South African Foreign Minister Maite Nkoana-Mashabane in Johannesburg. The evening’s entertainment? A South African jazz singer who roused Mrs. Clinton from her seat to begin tearing up the dance floor. The Associated Press was able to capture the dance floor antics.

    This behavior has raised new questions about the former First Lady’s image. Let us breakdown how we came to our shocking new conclusion.

    What happens when you watch this video:

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    August 8, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 373