• That Hunky Felon Dude Jeremy Meeks Got Offered a Porn Contract

    If you read the internet, you probably know who I’m referring to. A week or so ago, some guy’s mugshot went absolutely viral as a bunch of thirsty women on the internet were like ‘omg’ and ‘that dude is hot’ and ‘i like this man he seems nice’ and ‘please marry’ me and whatever else. Anyways, the guys’ name is Jeremy Meeks and after his photo was posted on Facebook it ended up garnering over 100,000 likes and more than 26,000 comments.

    I should start committing (more) crimes because it seems like a free ticket to super stardom for handsome individuals and I have been called handsome by at least one person before. MY GOLDEN TICKET TO HOLLYWOOD, AT LAST.

    Jeremy Meeks has been offered a few modelling contracts since his face went viral, but they ultimately don’t match up to the 100,000$ porn contract that was offered to him by some company called DogFart Productions.

    From a cursory glance at DogFart’s website, it seems that they focus exclusively on interracial scenes and exploiting the ‘ol “black guys vs. gangbang blond girls” dynamic. In fact, they call themselves “The undisputed kings of adult interracial entertainment.”

    It remains to be seen how Jeremy Meeks will respond to this offer, though I’m willing to bet that he can ride his internet fame to bigger, non-pornographic endorsements and modelling gigs. He better strike while the iron is hot, however, because we all know how quickly internet memedome fades into obscurity.

    So Jeremy Meeks, what do you think? Will you leave the world of prison and attempting to put a normal life together and provide for your family, to join the ranks of the porn actor?

    July 4, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 22233

  • Penisless* Rapper Christ Bearer Wants to Star in Pornos

    *formerly penisless, that is.

    In today’s WTF gruesome moment of the day, formerly Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Christ Bearer claims that he’d like to act in some adult films.  At first, this might not seem very surprising: a musician/semi-celebrity who isn’t exactly relevant any more that wants to get their name back in the press and make some money by entering the adult industry.  For other washed up celebs following this path, please see almost any celebrity sex tape, with an extra focus on ‘teen mom’ Farrah Abraham.

    The difference in this case is that Christ Bearer actually WAS in the news recently, but for all of the wrong reasons.  In April of this year, Christ Bearer made headlines by chopping off his own dick with a steak knife in a PCP fuelled craze and then falling off a 2nd story balcony.  Pretty awful shit, right?  That’s why you don’t do PCP.  Shit is fucked up.  If you’re going to smoke stuff stick with smoking weed every second of every day like I do – sometimes I FEEL like jumping off a 2nd story balcony to see what it’d be like, but I never actually go through with it.  What do you think I am, crazy?

    Good news for Mr. Bearer, however, as the hospital was able to reattach his penis.  Apparently, it works fine too.  Recently, TMZ caught up with Christ Bearer to ask him about his Franken-junk.  Christ Bearer’s response was pretty funny:

    TMZ: Does it work? 
    Bearer: “Does it work?!? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?”

    You can also check out the video below:

    It might seem like this is simply a publicity stunt, or a crazy rapper just shooting off at the mouth and bragging to convince people that his dick actually isn’t all messed up and works fine.  The interesting thing, however is that Steve Hirsh from Vivid Entertainment is actually interested in working with Christ Bearer….as long as he can actually prove that his dick still work good.

    I dunno.  I just don’t know.  Don’t do drugs, OK?  That’s what I’m taking away from this whole thing.

    If his cock actually works normally, however (or maybe it has taken on superhuman pornstar attributes through a miraculous surgical procedure??), Mr. Bearer can join the long and esteemed list of cross-over porn stars such as those listed below:

    July 2, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Sex News • Views: 8990

  • Clippers Owner David Sterling Is a Racist, Obviously, but Also a Weird Sex Freak!

    The NBA is in a bit of a rough spot right now.

    With the playoffs in full swing, and with the Raptors no doubt on their way to winning their first NBA title after continuing to dominate the Brooklyn Nets (as a wise man once said, fuck Brooklyn), the spotlight has shifted away from the sport and onto the beleaguered owner of the L.A Clippers.

    Yup, the video evidence is conclusive.  David Sterling is a huge racist.  This should not come as a surprise, since he’s always been a huge racist. But on top of being a huge racist, were you aware that David Sterling is also a huge womanizer? In 2003 he was involved in a big sex scandal where he admitted to paying for prostitutes, or, as he called them in his testimony, ‘freaks,’ who he then banged all over his Beverly Hills Apartment.

    Here’s a funny quote from David Sterling’s testimony in 2003:

    David Sterling. You’re rich as a motherfucker. You may be old as dirty and look like a melting marshmallow covered in dust, but you still manage to have sex with young, attractive women. As an aside, isn’t it weird that Sterling is dating a non-white person? Freaky. Anyways, you also happen to own one of the most popular and coolest NBA teams around right now, and you’re willing to throw all of that away so you can huff and puff and try to act like a big shot about these delusional ideals that guide your morals?

    Fuck that guy. Huge loser. I’m only posting about him because of that funny sex scandal excerpt I found. Dude is a waste of a human, otherwise. Let’s all laugh at him, take some time to consider the segregation and discrimination that still exists in our world, watch as he flails around hurling this and that lawsuit, and then wait until he gets forgotten about and bites the dust.

    In the mean time, here’s a bunch of pictures of interracial scenes. Can’t we all get along? TAKE THIS, YOU SCUMBAG:

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    Why can’t we all just get along and not cheat on our wives and have sex with people of every race and live in a happy peaceful world? We are sexual beings.  We all have to live on this fucking rock until it explodes or gets taken over by aliens or gravitates into the sun, so fuck racism and fuck David Sterling.

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    May 2, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 15156

  • Rihanna Getting Sexy on Instagram

    Rihanna likes getting naked pictures taken of her, and therefore, Rihanna is one of the most recurring celebrities on the blog.  After Miley Cyrus, who’s pretty boring, and after Farrah Abraham, who actually isn’t even a celebrity.
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    April 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 14154

  • Online Daters Love Asian Women


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    I feel sorry for all those single guys online trying to get dates with Asian women. Little do they know that Asian women are the most sought after, thus the competition for a date with an Asian woman must be fierce.

    Online dating site Are You Interested? analyzed over 2.4 million interactions on their site and found that Asian women are the most likely to get a message from a man of any race, except Asian.

    AYI also found that white men are the most pursued by women of all races, except black women. And unfortunately, black women are the least likely to get a message from anyone.

    Hm…interesting. Why are black women so unpopular? Do you think maybe men are afraid that once they hook-up with a black woman, their options will be limited for life because they can never go back to not dating a black woman?

    Well, these new findings from AYI have got me in the mood to experiment.

    Here’s the experiment.

    Close your eyes and imagine your perfect woman.

    Now tell me, what race is she?

    Thanks for voting!

    Experiment over. Resume masturbating to something on

    November 15, 2013 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 2540