If you read the internet, you probably know who I’m referring to. A week or so ago, some guy’s mugshot went absolutely viral as a bunch of thirsty women on the internet were like ‘omg’ and ‘that dude is hot’ and ‘i like this man he seems nice’ and ‘please marry’ me and whatever else. Anyways, the guys’ name is Jeremy Meeks and after his photo was posted on Facebook it ended up garnering over 100,000 likes and more than 26,000 comments.
I should start committing (more) crimes because it seems like a free ticket to super stardom for handsome individuals and I have been called handsome by at least one person before. MY GOLDEN TICKET TO HOLLYWOOD, AT LAST.
Jeremy Meeks has been offered a few modelling contracts since his face went viral, but they ultimately don’t match up to the 100,000$ porn contract that was offered to him by some company called DogFart Productions.
From a cursory glance at DogFart’s website, it seems that they focus exclusively on interracial scenes and exploiting the ‘ol “black guys vs. gangbang blond girls” dynamic. In fact, they call themselves “The undisputed kings of adult interracial entertainment.”
It remains to be seen how Jeremy Meeks will respond to this offer, though I’m willing to bet that he can ride his internet fame to bigger, non-pornographic endorsements and modelling gigs. He better strike while the iron is hot, however, because we all know how quickly internet memedome fades into obscurity.
So Jeremy Meeks, what do you think? Will you leave the world of prison and attempting to put a normal life together and provide for your family, to join the ranks of the porn actor?