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  • The Sex Noises of Mes Voisins Baisent

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    Mes Voisins Baisent

    Have you ever been sleeping peacefully and then rudely awakened by your neighbors having loud sex?

    Being woken up by loud sex noises isn’t the worst thing in the world. It’s much better than hearing loud domestic disturbance noises from across the hall.

    Whenever I get woken up by loud sex noises I’m like, “Ok we get it. You’re having sex right now. Wrap it up!”

    If the neighbors aren’t finished having sex within 30 seconds, what can I do other than listen intently to the sex noises and get very aroused?

    Well now there’s something you can do whenever you’re woken up by loud sex noises. There’s a new blog called Mes Voisins Baisent (which is French for My Neighbors Are Fucking) that encourages people to record their neighbors loud sex noises and share them online!

    Here’s a sample of the aural pleasure you derive from listening to strangers loud sex noises:  Continue Reading

    November 7, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 917

  • Hentai explained

    If you’ve ever been confused by the weird world of Hentai, maybe this explanation will help you:

    Nope. Still don’t understand Hentai. I don’t want to pass judgement on anyone but even that guy who loves Hentai doesn’t even seem to get Hentai.

    February 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 436

  • CHEATING: Do’s & Don’ts

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    Is this cheating or pimping? I’ll let you decide.

    CHEATING!

    Whether it’s to win a race, pass a test, or to get unlimited ammo in a video game, we’ve all cheated or considered cheating at least once (if not hundreds of times). While these examples of cheating are clear cut breaking the rules to gain an advantage, cheating in a relationship is way more ambiguous. Because what advantage does cheating in a relationship give you? More sex, I guess. But the stress cancels out that advantage.

    What even constitutes cheating in a relationship anymore? Are you cheating on someone when you tightly close your eyes and imagine Kagney Linn Karter during sex? Are men and women allowed to talk to each other once they’re involved? What the heck is it?

    Lucky for us SexToy.com polled some Redditors for a definitive info-graphic on cheating. Everything you wanted to know about cheating’s Do’s and Don’ts is here. Let’s take a look:
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    February 12, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2726

  • Vaginas cost $218 on Valentine’s Day

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    How much is a vagina worth?

    Be careful when and where you ask that question because it could be misinterpreted as objectifying women, which you don’t want to do.

    A few months ago, Jezebel calculated that the average woman spends approximately $2,663.02 on vaginal maintenance in a year. That includes birth control, pubic grooming, toilet paper, tampons, pads, etc.

    $2,663.02 is a lot of money to spend on one area of your body. I wonder how much men spend on their penises? You can get condoms for free. Hand moisturizer can be substituted with literally any liquid. Without any investigation at all, I’m going to guess that the average man spends anywhere from $0 to $300 annually on his penis.

    But the real question is, how much money does your average man spend on a vagina?

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    February 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 273

  • Tastebuds.fm is changing the dating game

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    Music!

    Dating isn’t easy. Especially for music lovers.

    There are few things worse as a music lover than going out with someone you like, having a great, getting an invite back to their place, and then… hen you get to their place…you see not only the entire Nickelback discography but Nickelback posters everywhere.

    What the heck are you supposed to do once you’re hit with this revelation? Even though the date itself was good, you can’t possibly ever see them again because of their musical taste (which, if I’m being nice about it, is questionable at best).

    Are music lovers doomed to make concessions to all their potential mates with terrible musical taste? Or perhaps die alone in a pile of records?

    NO!

    Now that Tastebuds.fm exists, music lovers don’t have to compromise their favorite artists for physical and emotional human love.

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    February 5, 2013 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 239

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 3) – Fake Girlfriends

    It is now officially Valentine’s Day shopping crunch time.

    Football has ended.

    Part 1 and Part 2 of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide have been online for almost a week.

    You have no more excuses. You have all the tools to make Valentine’s Day great.

    I’m sure a lot of you are single and couldn’t care less about celebrating Valentine’s Day or shopping for Valentine’s Day because the holiday is a reminder that you will be alone forever.

    Well, in Part 3 of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we’ve found the perfect gift for all the singles in the world…

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    February 4, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 580

  • New App helps you have sex with co-workers

    In porn movies, the office is all about sex. No one does any work and they get to have sex on a desk. Wouldn’t it be great if real offices were like that? Believe it or not, the sex based office we know and love from pornography could be coming soon to real life with a new LinkedIn app called “BangWithProfessionals“.

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    Abbey Brooks, add me on LinkedIn!

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    February 1, 2013 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 2142

  • Reasons to love Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy is currently in critical condition due to an aneurysm near his heart. Hopefully, he pulls through. He’s a total weirdo but we can’t help but love him.

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    Love you, dog.

    While we have our fingers crossed, hoping that he’ll recover, we’d like to share with you  our Top 10 Reasons to love Ron Jeremy.
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    January 30, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1000

  • Sex surrogacy and the elderly

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    Old people love sex too

    Homer Simpson once said, “If you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet.” And that couldn’t be more true when you think about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks. Yes, old people do have it pretty sweet.

    But it’s not all fun and games for the elderly, especially for the residents of Chaseley nursing home in Eastborne, Sussex. At least not anymore now that the East Sussex City Council is launching an investigation into the nursing because they believe the home has been arranging prostitute visits for their residents.

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    January 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 0

  • Remy Lacroix is back! Gets a Top 10!

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    Remy Lacroix

    Remember at the end of June 2012, we were all sad because our favorite new porn star Remy Lacroix retired? Well we had no reason to be so sad because her retirement was just a dirty little tease.

    As it turns out, she only quit for the summer. She did the shoots that were scheduled post-retirement, she started working at Kink.com’s talent department, and continued to promote her new releases on social media. Good thing too because she just won AVN’s Best New Starlet.

    “In hindsight, I wish I never made that original announcement, and instead just took the physical break that I needed,” she told AVN. “Regardless, I am back for more, and with this amazing award to back me up, and with a better outlook on how to handle myself and my body in this industry.”

    Remy made a second announcement in November that went largely unnoticed retracting her retirement. Though we’re late in recognizing that Remy Lacroix is back for good, we’d like to celebrate her return and her Best New Starlet win with a Top 10. So please, enjoy the Remy Lacroix Top 10:

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    January 28, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 3237