Watch out when you’re going down…you may never come back up…

The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.

Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.

Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.

No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.

Continue reading “Oral Sex Assassin” »

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Christmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

Continue reading “Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex” »

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Popsicles can be used for practice

It’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:

Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health.

In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself:

BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH!

Specifically, blowjobs reduce depression in women (and men).

This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.

Continue reading “Blowjobs Reduce Depression in Women (and Men)” »

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To all pent-up men with expecting wives: you may now invoke the medical word in your quest for a morning hummer.

Citing a study that may seem motivated by the sex-deprived, doctor Gordon Gallup insists oral sex is a pregnant woman’s best bet for curing morning sickness. In a study done at SUNY-Albany in New York, the psychologist concluded that semen can combat that pesky morning nausea often associated with baby-making. Apparently, the repeated introduction of her man’s milk lets the mother-to-be to build up a tolerance to the sticky stuff, which is thought to be a cause of morning sickness in the first place.

Gallup, the same man who released a study in 2002 that said semen has antideprssive qualities, also says regular sex is key to keeping up good physical health during pregnancy.

Have your marital years, or pregnant months, fostered a noticeable decline in oral sex? Doctor Gallup’s findings may be just what you and your lovely lady need to delve back into a therapeutic routine of blissful blowjobs.

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#TEAMBJNBA

On June 21st, the dreaded Miami Heat and Lebron James took home the NBA Championship. While I wanted to see Oklahoma City Thunder upset the favorites, they couldn’t overcome the three game deficit. It’s in the history books now, but there is a consolation prize.

Last month, Miami pornstars Angelina Castro and Sara Jay promised on their twitters that if the Heat won the Championship they would give out free blowjobs to all their followers. Not bad right? Continue reading “Team BJ NBA” »

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