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  • “Blowjobs Are Fucking Great” Starring Kayden Kross

    Last time we heard from everyone’s favorite multi-talented Kayden Kross, she had just published an interesting piece in the New York Times about balancing family life and being a pornstar.

    Now, Kayden Kross has taken ArragementFinder.com’s spokesperson reigns from Bree Olson and she’s doing a damn good job!  Continue Reading

    October 16, 2014 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 15579

  • Sara Jay and Siri are Live-Streaming Their Promised World Cup Blowjobs

    Remember the World Cup?  No?  It’s that thing that all of those people were going wild about earlier in the summer.  That soccer thing.  Though there are some soccer fans amongst the staff at Sex.com, most of us had a very specific reason for following the world’s biggest soccer tournament.  Fellow blogger Chico Dusty wrote a blog post about it earlier in the summer, but here’s the key point:

    Sara Jay and Siri promised free blowjobs to all of their Twitter followers if one of Germany, Brazil, the US or UK won the World Cup.

    #TeamBJ, as they’re known, cast the net pretty wide on this one, as there were pretty solid odds that one of these teams was going to walk away with the gold. And they did!  Germany ended up beating Argentina 1-0 in the finals, and beyond glory and good times for Germans everywhere, that means a bunch of free blowjobs are going to get given.

    Here’s the video of their promise, the video that got thousands of blowjob and twitter fans salivating:

    When is #TeamBJ of Sara Jay and Siri going to make good on their promise?  I’m glad you asked, because the answer is tomorrow!  And, even better, they’re live-streaming the whole thing!

    You can check out the live-streams at various different websites: SIRIpornstar.com, SaraJay.com and VNALive.com.  Now, if you’re not already a member on all of these sites, then what the heck are you waiting for, but also, you can catch the first 15 minutes of the live-stream for FREE at the following link: VNALive.com/TeamBJ.

    Now, here’s the really important part;

    If you want to check out the action after that initial 15 minutes (and trust me, you’re definitely going to want to) you’re gonna have to sign up for one of the above mentioned sites.

    Sara Jay had this to say about her #TeamBJ exploits:

    Having done one #TeamBJ in the past, it’s fascinating to see who actually shows up to collect. It is reality porn at it’s finest. Real guys hooking up with their dream porn star through twitter… while people watch!”

    Meanwhile, Siri offered her two cents:

    “I am genuinely excited. We won’t actually know just how many people will show up literally until the time of the event. It is personally thrilling and I hope my fans are as excited as I am.”

    I know I’m going to be tuning in, if only so I can be jealous and throw shade at all of the lucky bastards who are going to be getting free blowjobs for simply following Siri and Sara Jay on Twitter and becoming sudden soccer fans.

    In case you’ve been living under a porn rock for awhile, here’s why you should also be jealous that you’re not getting a free blowjob from one of these busty babes.  And if on the off chance you ARE going to get a celebratory soccer BJ, then be sure to let us know how the experience was.  Here’s Sara Jay and Siri at the cock-sucking finest:

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    September 4, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 11756

  • The States Where Blowjobs Are Illegal But Necrophelia Is Not

    Yesterday, the Louisiana State House rejected an appeal of the state’s unconstitutional anti-sodomy law. According to the New York Times, the appeal lost 66 to 27. That means Louisianans are breaking the law every time they have anal sex or give/receive oral sex.

    Why would Louisiana subject itself to a pitiful existence where no one can legally give/receive a blowjob or experiment with anal sex? Because enjoying any kind of sex is immoral, especially fancy kinds of sex like oral sex and anal sex. If it’s not unpleasurable, missionary sex, then you better not be having it in Louisiana.

    Though if you want to have sex with a corpse, you can do that in Louisiana because necrophelia is legal!

    Yes, in Louisiana, if you want to dig up a corpse and literally fuck its brains out, you can. But if you want to give your husband a blowjob, that’s technically a felony.

    But that’s not the weirdest part. The weirdest part is that Louisiana isn’t the only state in the union that explicitly bans blowjobs and anal sex but allows necrophelia.

    North Carolina also has a ban on oral and anal sex, but you’re totally free to do a dead person.

    Oklahoma and Kansas don’t care if you want to do the deed with the recently deceased, but there’s a ban on oral intercourse between lesbian and gay couples.

    And for the record, several other states like Nebraska, New Mexico, and Vermont appear to allow necrophelia, but at least there’s no ban on oral or anal sex.

    I truly can’t imagine how these bans on blowjobs would ever be enforced, but it’s crazy to me that some states are holding on to their anti-sodomy laws. I mean, who cares what two or more consenting adults are doing to each other? No one should.

    So just a reminder, never move to these states in red because their priorities are all screwed up:

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    If you live in one of these states, I’m sorry.

    My advice to you is to give/receive as many blowjobs as possible as a form of protest against these unjust laws.

    [h/t: Gawker]

    April 16, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 12018

  • Top 10 Tips For A Great Blowjob on National Blowjob Day

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    Fact.

    I’m not sure how but the internet has declared January 7th to be National Blowjob Day!

    Some of you might be wondering why we need a National Blowjob Day when we already have Steak and Blowjob Day on March 7th. Well, we need a National Blowjob Day because vegetarians like to get their dick sucked too. Why should they be excluded from celebrating oral sex just because they don’t eat meat?

    Makes sense to me.

    Anyways, in the spirit of my new favorite holiday, I’d like to give you the Top 10 Tips For A Great Blowjob on National Blowjob Day. Celebrate the greatest holiday in the world the right way!  Continue Reading

    January 7, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 8617

  • Sex Gifts

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    This is what I really wanted for Christmas

    Christmas 2013 is about to wrap up and maybe it’s just me but it’s been another huge letdown. That’s not to suggest that I didn’t some sick material goods that I have absolutely no use for, but it just sucks because sex acts are still considered “inappropriate” gifts.

    Now I have to wait a month and a half until Valentine’s Day before receiving a sex act as a gift from my significant others (yes, plural).

    So now that you have all your presents piled up and waiting to be re-gifted  next year, I’m curious to know what you guys would have really wanted this Christmas.

    If you could have had any of these sex acts as gifts this Christmas, which would it have been:

    HEY THANKS FOR VOTING.

    There’s always Valentine’s Day to get the sex act you wanted this Christmas. And if not Valentine’s Day…there’s always next Christmas.

    If the sex act you wanted this Christmas isn’t in that poll, please tell us what you wanted in the comments!

    December 25, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1122

  • What’s the Point of Oral Sex?

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    Cunnilingus (aka eating out)

    Everyone loves getting oral sex. Fellatio or cunnilingus, it’s all good!

    If you see someone’s face headed towards your lap, what are you going to do stop them? Of course not!

    A new study in Evolutionary Psychology has attempted to determine the reason for why men perform oral sex on women. Their hypothesis was that men perform oral sex on women to increase sexual satisfaction in their relationship thereby minimizing the risk of cheating.  Continue Reading

    July 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2202

  • Oral Sex Assassin

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    Watch out when you’re going down…you may never come back up…

    The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.

    Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.

    Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.

    No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.

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    January 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2572

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex

    holiday sexy 300x300 Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral SexChristmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

    But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

    There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

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    December 21, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 618

  • Blowjobs Reduce Depression in Women (and Men)

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    It’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:

    Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health.

    In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself:

    BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH!

    Specifically, blowjobs reduce depression in women (and men).

    This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.

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    August 21, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 4975

  • Morning Sickness Cured by Oral Sex?

    To all pent-up men with expecting wives: you may now invoke the medical word in your quest for a 5 199x300 Morning Sickness Cured by Oral Sex? morning hummer.

    Citing a study that may seem motivated by the sex-deprived, doctor Gordon Gallup insists oral sex is a pregnant woman’s best bet for curing morning sickness. In a study done at SUNY-Albany in New York, the psychologist concluded that semen can combat that pesky morning nausea often associated with baby-making. Apparently, the repeated introduction of her man’s milk lets the mother-to-be to build up a tolerance to the sticky stuff, which is thought to be a cause of morning sickness in the first place.

    Gallup, the same man who released a study in 2002 that said semen has antideprssive qualities, also says regular sex is key to keeping up good physical health during pregnancy.

    Have your marital years, or pregnant months, fostered a noticeable decline in oral sex? Doctor Gallup’s findings may be just what you and your lovely lady need to delve back into a therapeutic routine of blissful blowjobs.

     

    August 13, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 558