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  • You Can Now Get Fake Boobs For 24 Hours In 20 Minutes

    When it comes to the different sizes of boobs, I’d pick C-cups every single time. C-cup boobs aren’t too big, they’re not too small, they’re just right.

    C-cups are my favorite breast size but in the grand scheme of things, I’m not picky. I can fucks with any size of breast so long as they’re real. I have no problem ogling women with fake boobs, but in real life fake boobs are kind of a turn-off as I’m generally weirded out by plastic surgery.

    As of recently, fake boobs have gotten even weirder because there’s now a new procedure that lets women who have always been curious about fake boobs but were too nervous to go under the knife get the implants they’ve always dreamed of for 24 hours.  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9030

  • 6 Tips For Playing with Boobs That Will Drive Women Crazy

    Recently, I’ve been hearing some women are frustrated that men aren’t giving boobs enough attention.

    At first I thought, how can that be possible? There are millions of men jerking off to Sex.com’s big tit category on a daily basis. Why, when presented with boobs in real life, would men ignore what they’ve spent so much time coveting online?

    Then I remembered that most men are desperate to seem good at sex, so it seems likely that they’re skipping the tits and going straight for the clit. After all, most men think that the clitoris is an automatic orgasm button that will make their woman cum if pressed correctly.

    Guys, it don’t work like that. If you want to be good at sex, you need to stimulate all the erogenous zones, including the boobs. To help you earn that reputation of world’s greatest love machine, we are about to tell you the right way to play with boobs that will drive women crazy.

    Keep reading if you want to know how to play with boobs and be good at sex.  Continue Reading

    November 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 12939

  • Redditors Confuse Dude’s Butt For Boobs, Jerk Off To It

    How many times have you been browsing for free porn and come across a super hot babe with big fake tits that get you rock hard, only to scroll down a little bit further to see that this sexy lady is actually a tranny?

    It happens to me all the time. I don’t know why it keeps surprising me because I’m specifically browsing for free tranny porn, but that’s besides the point.

    On Monday, redditor poshpink330 posted what LOOKED like a sexy cleavage pic in a skimpy bikini top to r/GoneWild, a popular community where hot amateurs post sexy photos of themselves. “(NSFW) first time poster… Wanna see more? ;-)” she wroteContinue Reading

    October 22, 2014 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 4036

  • Relax, Three-Breasted Woman Is Probably A Hoax

    Is anything on the internet not a hoax? After discovering information that may or may not prove that the impending release of Emma Watson’s nude photos are a big hoax earlier today, we’ve now found some convincing evidence that the three-breasted woman we posted about yesterday might be a massive hoaxContinue Reading

    September 23, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4288

  • Woman Undergoes Surgery For A Third Breast

    No, there’s nothing wrong with your screen. No, this is not some silly photoshop prank. The picture of the three breasted woman you see at the beginning of this post is the real deal.

    Jasmine Tridevil, a Floridian massage therapist, allegedly saved up $20,000 over the course of two years to get an extra boob. Though her struggle for a third breast wasn’t all financial. She apparently met with between 50 and 60 surgeons, but none of them would perform the surgery to add a third breast as they would be violating ethics codes. Finally, one surgeon agreed to give her a third breast as long as she signed a nondisclosure agreement (thus protecting the surgeon from any professional outcry).

    Her third breast was constructed in the middle of her chest with a silicone implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen. The surgeon was unable to make an artificial areola, so Jasmine Tridevil did the next best thing and got an areola tattooed on.

    But why did she have a third breast created?  Continue Reading

    September 22, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6194

  • Sunny Leone Took The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    Why is it that whenever I see a hot babe’s name next to the words “ALS Ice Bucket Challenge”, I immediately assume that it won’t be as underwhelming as all other ALS Ice Bucket Challenges.

    I suppose it’s because I associate hot women getting showered in ice cold water with hard nipples poking through a wet, see-through t-shirt, but hardly ever works out. The only one that came close was Jourdan Dunn’s ice bucket challenge.

    Today I came across Sunny Leone’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and naturally I assumed I’d get to see Sunny Leone’s tits for the first time since she left porn for Bollywood stardom. Sadly…it was not meant to be.

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    August 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 18722

  • Coolio’s Making a Comeback – With a Pornstar Filled Music Video

    If there’s one song I love, it’s Amish Paradise by Coolio.  I never thought that a mainstream rapper could make a song about being an Amish person believably, but here we are. Coolio is the most gangster Amish person of all time. Check out this video for Amish Paradise, Coolio’s biggest hit and one of the greatest and most influential songs in the pantheon of popular music:

    OK, OK.  I was just kidding.  I know that song is by the greatest man to ever live, Weird Al Yankovic.  I was simply trying to capitalize on the insane amount of buzz surrounding his most recent album.  Since when is Weird Al Yankovic the most famous and popular musician of all time anyways?  But back to Coolio, for real.

    TMZ reports that Coolio is putting out a new video, called “Take it to the Hub.”  This will be Coolio’s first song since 2009 – even then, nobody knew he was still putting out music.  In 2014?  Shit’s crazy.  Coolio totally looked like he was going to be one of the next big rappers when he put out Gangster’s Paradise in the 90s.  It’s an awesome song.  But he could never really capitalize on the fame the hit brought him, and he faded out into obscurity pretty quick.

    You know dude has fallen off for a couple of reasons:

    a) He’s 50.

    b) He’s never had a hit since the early 90s, yet has continued to put out music.  Nobody can speak to how good his later music is because nobody has ever listened to it.

    c) His new video is launching exclusively on Pornhub.

    It’s actually not a bad marketing method.  Lots of people go to Pornhub.  But they go to watch porn, not to watch rap videos.  I imagine furiously masturbating to porn videos and then all of a sudden, BAM, 50-year-old Coolio’s greasy mug is all up on my screen and my penis turns into a shrivelled pistachio in like 0.0000005 seconds.

    Anyway, here’s a teaser trailer for his new video, brought to you by TMZ:

    What do you think about Coolio’s marketing efforts?  Could get him a bit of buzz, I suppose, but I don’t see it translating into any form of sustained success.  More importantly – why didn’t he approach Sex.com?

    Let me leave you with this little bit of advice, direct from Coolio. If ever you’re feeling down about your own prospects or career or life, just remember these lyrics and recite them in your head meditatively.  Everything will be all right.  Serenity now.  And I quote, from Coolio:


    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
    But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
    At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
    Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows… fool
    And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
    Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
    I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline
    Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
    But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
    Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699

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    July 22, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 11964

  • Hey Nina Agdal, We Can See Your Boobs!

    How does one pose nude while still conveying that it’s art and not porn?

    Pornography is often defined as “obscene”. The famous quote from the Supreme Court’s Ruling on pornography came from Justice Potter Stewart. He was stuck on how to describe pornography, and Novak said to him, “Mr. Justice, you will know it when you see it.” 

    So how do you ensure that you they don’t know porn when they see it?

    Well there are two things you can do…First option: turn up the colour saturation, turn down the contrast, add a hip filter and people will not know whether or not what they’re seeing is porn.

    Second option: throw a wet, lace article of clothing over yourself (or the model if you’re shooting and not posing) thus obscuring the nudity just enough so that people don’t know what they’re looking at.

    And as we all know, when you’re looking at something that you’re not quite sure what it is…that’s what we call art.

    You know who seems to know this principle more than anyone else? Nina Agdal.

    Just the other day, some low contrast and high color saturation pictures of Nina Agdal surfaced online posing on the beach in a see-through top. And yes…you can totally see Nina Agdal’s boobs and her butt. Thank goodness someone pinned them to Sex.com!

    Having followed Nina Agdal’s posing for sexy pictures extensively, we’ve always felt that she has probably the most rocking body in history. These new nude pictures of Nina Agdal only confirm these assumptions:

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    NINA AGDAL NUDE!

    NINA AGDAL NUDE!

    THIS IS THE BEST LONG WEEKEND EVER!

    July 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 10655

  • If Nipples are Banned from Instagram, These 9 Things Should Also Be Banned

    Instagram has a no-nipple policy which has gotten a lot of attention in the past weeks, and has proven to be quite the contentious subject du jour, drawing influential involvement and opposition from celebrities such as Scout Willis, Grace Coddington and Rihanna.

    Here at Sex.com we believe that nipples, bodies and sex are evil and they should be completely banned from social media. In an effort to curb all of the perverts that want to promote sexuality, we have put together a list of additional elements that should be banned from social media. In doing so, Instagram and Facebook can be certain that nobody will every look at sexually explicit photographs on the internet ever again, unless they visit Sex.com

    1. Jen Selter

    Here is a woman who got famous, and I mean gracing-the-pages-of-mainstream-fashion-magazines famous, by showing off her toned physique in a series of scandalous Instagram photos. But because she doesn’t show her nipples, but rather her abs, butt, cleavage I guess its OK. We should probably ban her from Instagram, just so people don’t get too aroused.

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    2. Cleavage

    Showing every other part of the breast except the nipple is totally fine, because as long as you don’t see the actual nipple, its totally not sexually suggestive and all of the kids and repressed adults who look at pictures of cleavage don’t know what a boob looks like, right? Ban all pictures of cleavage, for the kids.

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    3. Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus poses naked in almost every second picture that appears of her on the Internetz. She promotes sexuality, her concerts are sexually explicit, she’s not ashamed of her body and flaunts it, but if she shows her nipples, well then she’s banned from Instagram. Makes sense! Ban her.

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    4. Lips

    Lips have been used to kiss before, and lips are involved in a variety of different sex acts and promote sex before marriage and being a slut, or something. Ban all pictures of lips because lips are the devil.

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    5. Adult performers

    Hey, these people acted in porn films before! You better ban them from social media because if someone sees a picture of a pornstar hanging out beside a pool with her friends, everyone who sees that picture will immediately go to a website like Sex.com and become a porn-watching pervert for the rest of their lives. Ban all pornstars from Instagram.

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    6. People enjoying bananas

    The eating of bananas is too suggestive for social media because when I see someone eating a banana it reminds me that I’m over-weight and should eat more fruits and vegetables. But to be real, a banana looks like a penis, so when someone eats it they are promoting illicit sexual acts. #banbananapics

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    7. Girl-on-Girl Action

    You know what’s really offensive? Lesbians. You know what’s even more offensive? Celebrities pretending that they’re lesbians. One pair of boobs in a picture is offensive enough, and now you want to include two pairs of boobs? Ban all girl-on-girl action, because it makes me feel funny inside.

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    8. Justin Bieber

    This one should be pretty self-explanatory. Justin Bieber is a huge moron. Fuck that guy. And his perpetual nipple-flashing. Ban him.

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    9. #aftersex

    If you include the word sex in a hashtag it means that you are promoting sex on the Internet and promoting sex on the internet is evil. This one is especially bad because it promotes inclusion and participation amongst people on social media. First someone sees #aftersex on their Instagram feed, and next thing you know they’re putting the word “nipple” into a Google Image search. Ban this shit before the epidemic spreads.

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    Yes, that’s right, all of the above items promote sexuality, smut, pornography, etc. There’s no room for that kind of garbage on our social media networks, which are so wholesome and positive! Let’s promote body and sex shaming on social media.

    Luckily, if you want to see sexy pictures covering all of the above (with the exception of Bieber…though there’s probably some Bieber erotica actually ☹ ) you can just visit www.sex.com and stop wasting your time on Instagram and Facebook!

    June 17, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 24384

  • Sky Ferreira’s Music vs. Sky Ferreira Tits

    Things are just awkward in Brazil right now. This awkward atmosphere is probably due to the fact that the biggest soccer nation is now hosting the sport’s biggest tournament in the World Cup, but at the cost of the overall quality of life for most of the nation’s population. That kind of conflict can’t help but make things strange.

    Or at least that’s how I would explain why Sky Ferreira was asked one of the most awkward questions in television history yesterday. (Though truthfully, the awkward question is probably a result of the language barrier between Portuguese and English, but anyways.) Anyways, the translator unapologetically asked: “Do you think people like your music because of the songs or because of the tits?” Ferreira’s response: “The music, but it helps if you’re a pervert.”

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    June 14, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 19186