Have you always wanted a big, bountiful booty? A big, ole behind? Something that you could just cover in barbeque sauce and take a bite of and when the sauce is dripping from your face you let out a blood-curdling howl to say, “Look at that full moon butt!”
Of course you have because asses/butts/booties are great.
And it’s an exciting time to be an “Ass-Man” because there’s a cool, new booty enhancing cream debuting later this month for larger, firmer, shapelier asses that we can all enjoy!
Bootiful All-Natural Butt Enhancement Cream has all the benefits of a surgical butt-lift enhancement at a fraction of the cost and without any of the painful side-effects or complications.