The 2014 World Cup will be drawing to a close next Sunday, but there’s still a lot of soccer to be played before it concludes.
However, we don’t care about last three remaining games.
Hang on, that’s not true. We care about two out of the three games remaining. Which ones? I’ll give you a hint: we only care about the ones that will determine whether or not we’ll get free blowjobs for following Siri and Sara Jay on Twitter.
For those of you who missed the initial post (which you can check out here: Siri and Sara Jay Promise Free Blowjobs to Twitter Followers), Siri and Sara Jay promised all their Twitter followers free blowjobs if either Team Brazil, Team UK, Team USA or Team Germany won the World Cup.
Sadly, Team UK and Team USA have both been eliminated, thus lowering our chances to receive free blowjobs from these busty pornstars. The good news is that Team Germany and Team Brazil are facing off tomorrow in the World Cup semi-finals, guaranteeing that at least one of our free blowjob teams will advance to the World Cup finals, thereby giving us a chance to receive free blowjobs from either Siri or Sara Jay.
Odds are that Germany will win tomorrow’s game, largely because Brazil’s superstar striker Neymar is out of the World Cup with a fractured vertebrae. But either way, who cares right? It’s only soccer.
If you’re tuning in to the match tomorrow, just remember that whatever the outcome, your hope for a free blowjob from Sara Jay or Siri is still alive. It’s Wednesday’s match, Argentina vs the Netherlands, you have to watch out for.
Whoever advances, Argentina or the Netherlands, will not only be contending for the World Cup, but also standing in your way from receiving a free blowjob from either Sara Jay or Siri. So I ask you, what’s more important? Glory for a nation you’ve hopped on the bandwagon for or getting blown by a sexy, big-titted pornstar? That’s what I thought.
So remember, either Argentina or the Netherlands are your enemy as of Wednesday, because they don’t want you to receive a free blowjob. How messed up with that?
To show you why getting a free blowjob from either Siri or Sara Jay is far more important than Argentina or the Netherlands winning the World Cup, please watch the videos below:
THIS IS WHY YOU WANT A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SIRI:
THIS IS WHY YOU WANT A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SARA JAY:
Sorry Messi, but maybe if you had offered to give your Twitter followers free blowjobs, we’d go for Argentina in the World Cup.
If you want to reap the free blowjob reward for either a Brazil or Germany World Cup win, then you need to follow these busty beauties on Twitter. Their Twitters are:
Sara Jay: @SaraJayXXX