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  • Britain’s Biggest Nymphomaniac Regularly Goes to Magaluf for Sex

    Yes, that’s right, more Magaluf ‘news.’  Ever since that girl got busted for sucking off 20 dudes in the notorious nightclub a couple of weeks ago, more and more stories have been surfacing about this place.  The latest comes from a British woman,  Cerise, a glamour model from Britain.

    This is actually the fluffiest piece of non-news I’ve ever written about on this blog, but it’s Monday, so fuck it.

    So this girl, Cerise, 19, after hearing about all of the sexploits going down in Magaluf and other Belfast nightclubs, decided to jet out there with her girlfriend and try to achieve 25 orgasms a day.

    “She confessed: “I love sex. I’m Britain’s greatest nympho, but I do suffer with an addiction.

    “I’m constantly horny and always thinking about sex.”

    Wow, what a hard-hitting confession, Cerise.  The UK is a weird place.  I’ve noticed that every woman who has ever shown their tits or expressed sexual desire before has to describe themselves as a ‘glamour model.’  What’s a glamour model anyways?

    Cerise failed miserably at achieving her goal of 25 orgasms on the first day, ONLY managing to bang two dudes.  Cerise, you talk the talk, but I certainly do not see you walking the walk.

    Though Magaluf and other clubs in the district haven’t taken a very strong stance one way or another on the rampant sex culture they harbour, I think that they should take a stand.  And no, I’m not asking them to clean up.  I think that they should totally run with this, embrace it, and become the world’s sex capital.  Provide protection at the doors of all of your bars, loosen up the laws about having sex in public (not like people abide by them anyways) and just turn into a 24/7 orgy party city.

    Thanks to the Star for this extremely insightful and important piece of news.  Keep on doing that gritty journalism, guys.  Actually, who am I to talk, I’m also writing about this?

    Good Luck Cerise!  Godspeed!  We’ll be thinking of you!

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    July 21, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 15628

  • What porn is the world watching?

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    Everybody is all excited about this new Pope, but frankly I don’t get it. So an old man took another old man’s job? The economy is tough everywhere.

    Thankfully, PornMD has violated the privacy of millions and created one of the most interesting sex/porn infographics we’ve ever seen. They broke down the fapping habits by U.S. state and country to show everyone the top 10 most common searches in the last six months. “Milf”, “teen”, “college”, and “asian” were the most common across the United States.

    For some reason Montana’s most searched category is “compilation”, which is not a real category. Get it together, Montana. Continue Reading

    March 13, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 709

  • Kate Middleton’s Cousin is Playboy Covergirl

    Whether they like to admit it or not (usually not), every family has a black sheep. Every family…even the Royal Family.

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    Good looks run in the family

    When someone brings up a black sheep in the Royal Family, they are usually referring to Prince Charles and his divorce with Princess Diana. Or more recently, Prince Harry dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween. Actually when you think about it, they are all kind of weird. That’s what you get after centuries of incest, I guess.

    The latest black sheep is in the extended Royal Family. Her name is Katrina Darling and she is Kate Middleton’s burlesque dancing second-cousin.

    Continue Reading

    August 15, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 309