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  • Jennifer Lawrence & Her Butt Plugs

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    J-Law loves butt plugs

    Last night on Conan, Jennifer Lawrence revealed that if she wasn’t an Academy Award winning actress she’d probably be a hotel maid because she loves snoop through people’s stuff.

    This revelation then led her to talk about the time a hotel maid discovered her massive collection of butt plugs.

    Let’s watch Jennifer Lawrence talk about her butt plugs:

    RIGHT…A JOKE…

    I wonder what the joke was…

    I’d like to believe that Jennifer Lawrence was complaining to some friends about how difficult it is to find a man that would have anal sex with her since winning an Oscar so they decided to get her butt plugs so that she can pleasure herself anally without depending on men.

    Ultimately, the thing with joke gifts is that unless they are promptly thrown away, they end up getting used in secret. I know this because the bottle of Jizz Lube I gave to a friend as a joke seems to get emptier and emptier every time I see it…even though he claims that it’s “just a joke”. So Jennifer Lawrence might have received a bunch of butt plugs as a joke but I’m willing to bet an Academy Award that she’s used them.

    Now would you please excuse me? I need to become a maid at a fancy hotel for celebrities so I can get the dirt on what sex toys they travel with.

    December 19, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3054