Because Canada has historically been the UK’s lil bitch, it’s no surprise that the Canadian government might soon be introducing a bill that would introduce an internet porn filter not unlike the one in the UK. Read more…
A Canada Post worker has been suspended without pay for his own protection after a local Quebec newspaper broke the story that he may have fathered more fifty illegitimate “people”. Read more…
I hate Canada, but Canadian women are all babes, especially Canadian pornstars. For proof of this look at Capri Cavanni.
With Lanny Barbie, Sunny Leone and Shyla Stylez all retired, it’s time for Capri Cavanni to take the title of “Best Canadian Pornstar”. Capri has been in the adult industry since 2008, but it seems like her career is reaching brand new heights. She was just named Penthouse Pet September 2013.
Capri took some time out of her busy schedule to talk about being a Penthouse Pet, feature dancing, and having porn’s best body.
So enjoy our interview with Canada’s Best Pornstar, Capri Cavanni! Read more…
In the past, I’ve been extremely critical of Canada.
To be honest I’m not sure why.
All things considered, Canadians don’t have it so easy. They have to put up with some brutal winters only to be forgotten by the rest of the world. They don’t need me ragging on them.
Today (July 1st) is Canada Day, the most holiest of holidays in Canadian culture. As a peace offering to Canadians everywhere, I’d like to now shed some light on the sexy Canadian girls that have managed to escape the miserable winters and become beloved babes.
So here you go Canada, the Top 10 Sexy Canadian Girls: Read more…
There has never been any reason for anyone to follow soccer. At least in North America. However that could all change thanks to a Columbian-born, Canadian-based pornstar and “fuutball” fan.
27 year old Janeira Ventura (more of an aspiring pornstar) is such a big FC Barcelona fan that she has pledged to give other fans a wild night of passion if they win the Spanish League. She toldEl Mundo Deportivo, a national sports newspaper in Spain, that, “If we win the league this year, I pledge publicly to spend a night of passion with any Barcelona member or supporter who dares.”
All fans need to do to claim this night of passion is send a picture of a membership card or tickets from a game to Ms. Ventura’s website (though we think she means Facebook page because she doesn’t seem to have a website of her own).
Every now and then, we are forced to ask ourselves, “What’s going on in Canada?”
Like drunkenly texting a girl at four in the morning that you promised yourself you would never see again because every time you hook it’s fine but there’s a sense of guilt that you just can’t shake because you know she wants to get serious and you’re just looking for a good time but you’re wasted and lonely so you do it anyways and learn to live with being a douchebag, we look north to Canada to say, “Sup? Want to meet up in like 20 minutes?”
In other words, sorry but this blog has reached rock-bottom by talking about Canada.