Discussing the most overrated sex act
Welcome to the Sex.com Blog’s latest special feature TIP TO TIP.
This is where me (Chimpo Dunsty) and my special assistant Gil Powers discuss any topic that has to do with sex, porn, or whatever comes to mind really.
For our 1st ever TIP TO TIP, we discuss how our wonderful readers voted in Gil’s poll What’s The Most Overrated Sex Act?. Hope y’all like it!
Gil: Yo fuck you, dingleberry.
Chico: Hi Gil, how are you today?
Gil: Hi Chico I am doing OK – but I think you already knew that?
Chico: Ok please shut up now. So earlier this week, you asked our readers which sex act is the most overrated? 1,952 people voted
Gil: WOW! Thanks loyal sex.com blog readers. I feel so loved!
Chico: Wait, don’t thank them yet. They voted and the most overrated sex act is anal sex with 20%. 397 votes. That’s the majority.
Gil: Oh GODAMMIT, I TOLD THEM TO VOTE FOR HANDJOBS. I do indeed retract my thank you
Chico: Yeah you were quite leading in the initial blog post. I had a problem with the way you presented it since I don’t think handjobs are overrated at all. Everyone that I’ve talked to about handjobs have agreed that it’s the bottom of the barrel of sex acts. Sure, it’s better than nothing but it’s still nothing to get excited about.
However if all handjobs looked like this:
Then I wouldn’t think so lowly of them.
Gil: So, you’re saying that something so unanimously voted as a waste of time by the general population can’t possibly be overrated?
Chico: Yeah exactly. Handjobs have the rating they deserve for being so damn lacklustre.
Gil: But if thats the case, then why did handjobs clock in at #2 in the poll? Obviously some of the people got my back on this one.
Chico: Because you told them to!
Gil: Here’s where I’m coming from – I think handjobs are probably accurately rated by men, but overrated by women. I think women think men like handjobs more than they actually do.
Chico: Oh interesting
Gil: And most men are so happy to get any action at all that they don’t speak up. Obviously a generalization, but I think it’s true!
Chico: So what do you think the solution is? Whilst getting tugged men should say, “I really appreciate the effort but handjobs suck so please use your mouth a little bit.”
Gil: Yes. I mean, not in those words exactly. Listen, I think a lot of people probably like (put up with) handjobs. But there’s no problem with communicating what you like/dislike when you’re having sex. In a sexual encounter, I would probably try to move things away from a handjob ASAP, whether through communicating that directly, or by simply initiating something else. Why do you think the people voted that anal sex is the most overrated? Continue Reading