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  • Threesomes are Dope Unless You’re Driving.

    Threesomes are awesome, except for when they lead to breaking both of your legs and ending up in the hospital, in which case, they are terrible.

    Recently, three young Chinese people got pulled from a wreckage when they accidentally crashed into a tree during a ‘menage a trois.’ Apparently, during the threesome, one of the participants accidentally hit the parking break, sending the car rolling backwards into a tree. One of the women was severely injured and ended up in the hospital with two broken legs, and the other two escaped relatively unscathed.

    For some hilarious reporting on the accident, check out the video below:

    The most important aspect of this video is the fact that apparently China is so big that weird stuff happens in it sometimes.

    Here at Sex.com, it is clear that we always support ‘triple action’ as it’s described in the video. On the other hand, we can’t support people seriously maiming or potentially killing themselves for the sweet sweet satisfaction of a successful ‘triple action.’

    So, in conclusion, these people really suck at having threesomes. If they want to figure out how to have proper threesomes without killing themselves in the process, then they should probably check out some threesome videos and pictures at Sex.com. For example:

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    Yes, I realize that most of these pictures are actually of people having sex on top of, or around cars, but that’s my point.  Be careful with automobile sex, that shit can be dangerous.

    via Jalopnik

    June 19, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 16844

  • The “Hook-up Truck” Lets You Finally Have Sex in the Back of a Truck

    I didn’t live the most exciting teenage life.  I was an awkward, nervous young man who had trouble even speaking to women, let alone trying to seduce them.  Since then, things have gotten slightly better for me, but I still feel like I missed out on some of the exciting moments associated with coming-of-age.

    I never realized how much I missed until I started watching sexy teen romp comedies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Dazed and Confused, which both involve a lot of under-age drinking, sex, partying, and weed-smoking.  I partook in some of those things, to be sure, but all in all, not the most exciting high school career.

    One thing in particular that I regret missing, a common trope of these raunchy teen comedies, is having sex in the back of a hazy, smoke-filled van.  Or even in a car.  Actually, now that I think about it, I’ve STILL never had sex in a car.  I’m either a huge moron, or a huge loser, or both I guess.

    But all is not lost for your personal Hero, Gil Powers:

    Enter the Hook-up Truck.  According to their official website,

    “The Hook-up Truck™ is a mobile meeting room accommodating intimate relations, available for short term rentals. Call the Hook-up Truck™ when using your favorite mobile dating app for immediate dispatch, or pre-book for festivals, weddings, holiday parties, and more!”

    The Hook-up Truck has been making the rounds in California (mostly San Francisco), offering up a safe and clean sex den for all so you can live out all of your sex-on-the-road fantasies.  It costs $75 for a half-hour rental, though is currently free until the owners get some legal stuff sorted out.  They’ll provide you with protection, so you don’t have to whip out that crusty 9 year old condom from your wallet.

    I think this is a pretty cool idea.  Ultimately, the more safe places one can have sex, the better.   I feel like some loopholes might get exploited here: it seems like an ideal situation to encourage the solicitation of prostitution, for example.  If things are kept clean and legal, however, this could be a really successful idea that catches steam with people who for some reason want to spend 75$ for a half hour in an uncomfortable truck rather than spending 10$ to take a cab home.

    An interesting twist:  The Hook-up Truck also includes some video equipment, so you can make a sexy home movie while you’re fucking in a strange, dingy locale.  Now you can finally live out your moving-guy-person-being-moved-out-of-their-apartment-erotic-fantasy.  Awesome!

    Also, here are a bunch of hot pictures of people having sex in vehicles.  Because a truck, in case you didn’t realize, is a vehicle and not just your personal private sex box.

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    May 7, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 14898

  • How To Have Sex In A Car

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    Road Trip!

    Monday is Labor Day. That means come Tuesday, summer is over.

    If you saw our Top 10 Sexy Things We’ll Miss About Summer, you know that the thing we’re going to miss most is summer road trips.

    If you don’t have any plans for Labor Day, why not take an impromptu road trip? It’s your last chance to take a road trip until next summer.

    It doesn’t matter where you go. An impromptu Labor Day road trip is just the spontaneous, romantic activity you and your partner need to end the summer on a high note.

    But before you hit the open road, you’re should brush up on how to have sex in a car for all the impromptu car sex you’ll be having on your Labor Day road trip.

    Lucky for you, I’ve had lots of sex in lots of different cars over the years. The easiest way to have sex in a car is to rent a limo, but that won’t work for you Labor Day road trip. Instead, allow me to break down the best ways to have sex in a car.

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    August 30, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3600