I didn’t live the most exciting teenage life. I was an awkward, nervous young man who had trouble even speaking to women, let alone trying to seduce them. Since then, things have gotten slightly better for me, but I still feel like I missed out on some of the exciting moments associated with coming-of-age.
I never realized how much I missed until I started watching sexy teen romp comedies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Dazed and Confused, which both involve a lot of under-age drinking, sex, partying, and weed-smoking. I partook in some of those things, to be sure, but all in all, not the most exciting high school career.
One thing in particular that I regret missing, a common trope of these raunchy teen comedies, is having sex in the back of a hazy, smoke-filled van. Or even in a car. Actually, now that I think about it, I’ve STILL never had sex in a car. I’m either a huge moron, or a huge loser, or both I guess.
But all is not lost for your personal Hero, Gil Powers:
Enter the Hook-up Truck. According to their official website,
“The Hook-up Truck™ is a mobile meeting room accommodating intimate relations, available for short term rentals. Call the Hook-up Truck™ when using your favorite mobile dating app for immediate dispatch, or pre-book for festivals, weddings, holiday parties, and more!”
The Hook-up Truck has been making the rounds in California (mostly San Francisco), offering up a safe and clean sex den for all so you can live out all of your sex-on-the-road fantasies. It costs $75 for a half-hour rental, though is currently free until the owners get some legal stuff sorted out. They’ll provide you with protection, so you don’t have to whip out that crusty 9 year old condom from your wallet.
I think this is a pretty cool idea. Ultimately, the more safe places one can have sex, the better. I feel like some loopholes might get exploited here: it seems like an ideal situation to encourage the solicitation of prostitution, for example. If things are kept clean and legal, however, this could be a really successful idea that catches steam with people who for some reason want to spend 75$ for a half hour in an uncomfortable truck rather than spending 10$ to take a cab home.
An interesting twist: The Hook-up Truck also includes some video equipment, so you can make a sexy home movie while you’re fucking in a strange, dingy locale. Now you can finally live out your moving-guy-person-being-moved-out-of-their-apartment-erotic-fantasy. Awesome!
Also, here are a bunch of hot pictures of people having sex in vehicles. Because a truck, in case you didn’t realize, is a vehicle and not just your personal private sex box.