I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.

 OSCARS!

Is there any other pluralized name in the world that could be possibly more exciting than “Oscars”?

For three hours and thirty-five minutes, we sat in suspenseful boredom to see some celebrities sing, dance, and win awards for movies we did not see.

Of course, the big story from Oscar night has nothing to do with any of the nominees or winners (other than Jennifer Lawrence because J-Law is so hot like Hansel right now). The only thing people are talking about from Oscar night is seeing boobs. Specifically, “We Saw Your Boobs”. Continue reading “We saw your boobs at the Oscars” »

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Gronk!

Rob Gronkowski is going to be rubbing elbows with the Hollywood elite on Oscar night instead of bumping uglies with one of porn’s hottest stars. (FYI, we’re talking about Bibi Jones)

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Anna Kendrick

Y’all know Anna Kendrick? Her latest album Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City was not only one of the best hip hop albums in recent memory but it was also probably the best album of last year.

Hang on, sorry. I was thinking of Kendrick Lamar. I always mix those two up. Anna Kendrick is that adorable and sexy actress you may remember from such films as Twilight, Up in the Air, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and most recently Pitch Perfect.

The other day she tweeted, “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate’”. The tweet currently has over 30,000 retweets and 25,000 favorites.

Normally we’d just have a chuckle and move on, except someone’s been pinning lots of Ryan Gosling pictures to Sex.com. Here’s a screenshot we took from earlier today when we doing our daily look around Sex.com:

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