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HAPPY FREAKING LABOR DAY EVERYONE!
Why am I so happy to be working on a Sunday night of a long weekend? It’s because we are currently experiencing the biggest celebrity leaked nudes bonanza of all time!
Move over Weekend Free Porn Playlist! We’ve got something else to fap to now!
A 4chan user claims to have released nude photos of several female celebrities in what seems like the biggest heist of celebrity nude pictures of all time. The hacker has leaked photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, Victoria Justice, McKayla Maroney and more.
Jennifer Lawrence’s representation has confirmed that the leaked nude images of JLaw, that were once safely stored on her iCloud account, are in fact the real deal.
“This is a flagrant violation of privacy,” the spokesperson told HuffPost Entertainment. “The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence.”
Ok. Well, I can only imagine how good Jennifer Lawrence’s lawyers are. She’s the most bankable female star in Hollywood right now. Her lawyers must be rabid dogs when it comes to litigation.
Normally I’d do everything in my power to share these leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence, Kirsten Dunst, Kate Upton, Victoria Justice and McKayla Maroney with you, but this time I’m going to save my own ass.
Lame, I know. But what’s more important than you having something to masturbate to? Me staying out of jail. I feel like my knowledge of how to give great blowjobs would really work against me if I were to go to jail. Just a funny feeling I have…
But you never know. Maybe someone’s already pinned Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes as well as Kirsten Dunst’s leaked nudes and Kate Upton’s leaked nudes and Victoria Justice’s leaked nudes and McKayla Maroney’s leaked nudes and a bunch of other hot celebrity leaked nudes?
Why not check the main site to find out?
Look, I’m sorry I had to chicken out about sharing all these leaked nudes but I really do not want to go to jail. Some brave soul certainly has the balls (or the lack of foresight) to share all the leaked nudes! Just keep scrolling!
The hacker claims to have plenty more celebrity nude pictures and videos. He’s just waiting for someone to pony up with some cash rather than release them for free and go to jail for it.
Here’s the list of celebrities we can maybe expect to see nude in the near future:
“This might be the best but also the saddest day in /b/’s history,” commented one random 4chan user in one of the threads. “We’ve been teased with all of these glorious pics. BUT there’s lot’s of videos out there, and I have a feeling that we will never get our hands on them because the dude is a hero but simultaneously a greedy hero. Think about it.. There’s 60~ [Lawrence] vids out there that you might or might not see. It’s going to haunt you forever.”
Good thing tomorrow’s a holiday because no one would get any work done tomorrow anyway. Everyone would just be scrambling for a chance to see Jennifer Lawrence nude, Kate Upton nude, Kirsten Dunst nude, Olivia Munn nude, Selena Gomez nude and the list just keeps going on and on and on.
It seems like the only thing people have been talking about on the Internet is the Jay Z-cheating-on-Beyonce scandal. Whenever a celebrity couple cheating scandal breaks, all of a sudden everyone has their two-cents to share.
You got the teenybopper (or older, unfortunately) female sample who join in lament with Bey, united by the unbreakable bond of sistahood, accusing Jay Z of being pea-brained for cheating on the Queen.
You got the sleazy male pool (us included) who are getting ready to serve as rebound for Queen Bey, posting stupid Facebook statuses and Tweeting to Beyoncé things like “I would never cheat on ya bae”.
Natasha Blasick is a Ukrainian born actress and model who has starred in a variety of small budget movies and TV shows. She is certainly very attractive, but considering I’m not a ghost, I don’t think my chances of hooking up with her are very high.
Recently, Natasha Blasick claimed on British television that she has had multiple sexual experiences with a ghost who enters her room at night.
The funny thing is, she often acts in B and C level horror films, including a rip-off of the Paranormal Activity series entitled “Paranoid Activity.” So maybe she just has paranormal shit on her mind right now.
She describes her experience with the spectral lothario as follows:
Though it might sound a little creepy, you have to remember that it’s not actually that weird because the whole thing is certainly complete bullshit.
In order for Natasha Blasick to prove her claims and appease me, I demand the following evidence or else the story is 100% false:
1) A video of Natasha Blasick sitting on a stool, making some pottery, while the ghost in question sits behind her with his arms wrapped around her, and then they start forming the clay vase together and start making out and have sex, and also the ghost is Patrick Swayze. Oh shit, that’s not funny because he’s actually dead now. Whatever. Sorry. Tasteless.
I’m not making fun of Patrick Swayze. I love me some Swayze. SWAYZE! Ya’ll ever seen the movie Young Blood? That movie is dope. He doesn’t play a ghost in it though so it’s slightly less dope. In fact, I am completely morally opposed to Blasick having sex with a ghost unless it’s Patrick Swayze because I would hate to think there’s other ghosts cock-blocking ghost Swayze and honing in on the decidedly limited pool of models/actress who wanna have sex with ghosts. You tryna leave Swayze with Kesha?
But it should look like this:
Anyways, that’s all of the proof that I need. If Blasick can provide a video I will stop accusing her of being a liar. Here’s what I think is actually happening (most likely). Blasick is a young actress who has just started securing more prominent roles, and she needs something to distinguish herself from the droves of talented and beautiful young actresses around the world. So she makes up a story like this to get some easy media buzz. I’m writing about her, so I guess it worked?
Anyways, here are some pictures of Blasick. You can imagine you’re a ghost while you look at them.
And since sexy photos of Blasick are quite scarce, here’s some pictures of Demi Moore. Because she’s in the movie Ghost. And Ghosts. Ghosts. Ghosts! Swayze!
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I’m going to start by saying that I don’t like Lars Von Trier. His films are able to cut straight to my core, leaving me depressed and disturbed. With that said, I am hesitantly looking forward to his latest movie Nymphomaniac.
Though I’m sure that Nymphomaniac will be an emotionally draining watch and could likely turn me off sex for a while, at least we’ll get wild sex scenes from stars Charlotte Gainsbourg and Uma Thurman, plus the acting and sex scenes debuts of babes Mia Goth and Stacy Martin.
Just watch the trailer and you can decide for yourself whether or not you want to endure the hardship of a Lars Von Trier film for the sake of graphic Charlotte Gainsbourg, Uma Thurman, Mia Goth, Stacy Martin, Shia Labeouf, Christian Slater, and Willem Dafoe sex scenes.
Yes, there will definitely be sex but it also looks very brutal.
Screen Daily is reporting that there are two versions of Nymphomaniac coming soon. The shorter, 4-hour cut of Nymphomaniac will be released in Denmark on Christmas Day and then internationally in the early part of 2014. The longer and more sexually explicit (i.e. more close-ups of genitals) 5.5 hour cut of Nymphomaniac will be released a few months later in 2014.
It’s probably going to be a masterpiece, but do you really have time to watch a 4 to 5.5 hour long art-house porn movie that will leave you depressed and hating sex?
I know I don’t. No word on whether or not Von Trier plans to make a third cut featuring just the sexy celebrities having sex and none of the depressing stuff in between, but I’m sure the internet will take care of that once the film is released.
And just so you know, when asked about the sex scenes in Nymphomaniac, producer Louise Vesth said, “We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles, who really did have sex, and in post we will digital-impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star and below the waist it will be the doubles.”
So unfortunately, these sexy celebrities aren’t really having sex but it’s pretty damn close.
Is there any other pluralized name in the world that could be possibly more exciting than “Oscars”?
For three hours and thirty-five minutes, we sat in suspenseful boredom to see some celebrities sing, dance, and win awards for movies we did not see.
Of course, the big story from Oscar night has nothing to do with any of the nominees or winners (other than Jennifer Lawrence because J-Law is so hot like Hansel right now). The only thing people are talking about from Oscar night is seeing boobs. Specifically, “We Saw Your Boobs”. Continue Reading