Now she’s starring in a new movie called Open Windows where a man named Nick (Elijah Wood, in the role he was born to play) winning a dinner date with his favorite actress, Grey’s Jill. When she doesn’t show, however, he’s offered the opportunity to constantly watch Jill through his computer. The premise is creepy, but her new movie’s creepiness pales in comparison to the creepy sexts Sasha Grey read for the latest instalment of Machinima’s “Creepy Test Theatre”. Continue Reading
The Snappening is real, and it’s amongst us.
Considering how extensive and popular our Self-Shot category is, I’m hesitant to suggest that you should stop saving/sending sexy selfies on your smartphone. Nude selfies of hot babes make our digital world go around, and I don’t want to discourage sexy babes from pinning pictures of themselves to our site. I’m not a monster. I know our legion of faithful users would kill me.
Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of next month’s Vanity Fair to promote her new movie The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (seriously? Part 1? Why must every franchise be milked to the last drop? Oh right…money.) But Vanity Fair’s Sam Kashner took the opportunity to ask Jennifer Lawrence about the infamous incident where so many of her nude photos were leaked (colloquially known as The Fappening).
Up until this brand new Jennifer Lawrence Vanity Fair profile, JLaw has kept silent on the whole incident, only releasing statements through her representation. Here now are Jennifer Lawrence’s thoughts on The Fappening: Continue Reading
A lawsuit filed on Friday in California by a dental technician alleges that part-time actor and full-time crazy person loveable scamp Charlie Sheen sexually harassed her, threatened the dentist with a knife and flung split all over the dentist’s office while he was being treated for an abscess in his mouth. Meanwhile, the dentist she was working with has denied these allegations.
The dental technician, Margarita Palestino, alleged in the suit that Sheen ripped off his nitrous oxide mask and yelled “I’m going to fucking kill you!” to everyone in the room. Oh Charlie Sheen, you loveable scamp. Continue Reading
Hollywood sex scenes have the potential to be as hot as any porn video. Though they have potential to be very hot, it’s probably worth mentioning that they’re terribly awkward and tedious to film.
Nothing illustrates this better than the new behind the scenes clip of Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson getting sprayed with fake sweat and faking orgasms in front of a crew of who knows how many for their new movie, Stretch.
Director Joe Carnahan released the video to promote Stretch‘s iTunes and Amazon release tomorrow, because why spend money on advertising when you’ve shoe-horned a Brooklyn Decker sex scene into your movie. Millions of people are already searching for a Brooklyn Decker sex scene. Pretty smart Joe Carnahan! Continue Reading
Recently, I wrote a review of Vivid Entertainment’s Phil Varone Groupies: Music from Behind the Scenes. Ultimately, I praised the movie for its sense of humour, light-heartedness and extremely sexy amateur vibe. If you haven’t checked out my review, you totally should, and then you should sign up for Vivid Entertainment and watch the entire film as well as the other great celebrity sex tapes that they offer!
Here’s a trailer for Phil Varone’s latest movie if you haven’t checked it out:
It’s hard not to be reflective on a day like today, given the terrible tragedy that occurred 13 years ago…but there’s no time to be reflective this September 11th because Vivid Entertainment may have gotten their hands on an Iggy Azalea sex tape!
Vivid claims they have been approached by a third party who claims he represents an individual with rights to a purported sex tape featuring big assed, sexy Australian rapper Iggy Azalea.
WOW! An Iggy Azalea sex tape? Ever since I first saw Iggy Azalea’s big booty, I’ve dreamt of the day that her sex tape surfaced. Dreams really do come true. Continue Reading
Nicki Minaj and her huge ass dumped the new music video for “Anaconda” quietly onto the internet last night. If you haven’t heard the song yet, it’s basically Nicki Minaj begging for an anaconda-sized cock while also reminding everyone that she has one of the biggest, most fabulous asses in the world today.
So how does the video stack up?
- At times, it reminds me of a Worldstar Hip Hop babe video.
- Tribe of hot jungle babes twerking in the jungle.
- Light lesbian grinding.
- Nicki Minaj doing aerobics = lots of gratuitous ass shots.
- Nicki Minaj wearing only an apron and fishnet stockings while she eats whipped cream off her cleavage.
- Nicki Minaj deepthroats a banana and then slices it in half. Friendly reminder that she’s the baddest bitch around.
- Drake gets a lapdance from Nicki. When it’s over, it looks like Nicki Minaj’s ass made Drizzy jizz in his pants.
- No Kelly Divine. Can you imagine how much better this video would be if Nick Minaj’s ass went head-to-head against Kelly Divine’s ass?
- The video is only like 90% ass. Why stop at 90%? Why not make it 100% ass?
- The song is catchy as hell and will inevitably be stuck in your head all day.
Watch Nicki Minaj’s music video for Anaconda below:
And now time for some sexy Nicki Minaj GIFs!
Recently, Oxford released a list of entries that are now apart of their dictionary which include “FML”, “douchebaggery” which I’m pretty sure they did this one specifically for Justin Bieber, “cray” and.. drum roll please “side boob”!
I’m pretty sure the addition of some of these new words is just a ploy by Oxford in order to stay relevant in comparison to Urban Dictionary but I guess I’m okay with that because I can now write about side boob while still feeling professional, even if I still get that red squiggly correction line underneath it.
So, to celebrate the addition of “side boob” to the oxford dictionary, I thought I would make a list of the best celebrity side boobs not only on the red carpet, but everywhere.