As an internet-famous person, I can tell you first hand that fame has a way of has a way of turning you into a sex-crazed, attention-starved maniac.
For proof of this, we need only to look to actual famous person Miley Cyrus, who already totally synonymous with sex-crazed, attention-starved manic already. But in typical Miley fashion, she’s taken it to a whole new level.
The Hand Of Adonis is designed specifically for fans of fisting. Nice Miley. Here’s the manufacturer’s description:
NOT for the faint of heart, the Hand of Adonis is a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting. The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a ‘duck bill’ positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. The realistic feeling, SilAgel filled rubber material is firm, yet quite flexible, and able to bend and twist for the perfect fit inside. It’s also anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium free for safe enjoyment. The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you’re experienced with large sized toys, you’ll love it. Check out the Fist of Adonis too!
Some of you might be surprised to see Miley Cyrus using a 16 1/2 inch fist shaped dildo, but just to remind that Miley Cyrus is very famous. And though that might mean she gets to drink Fiji Water on a private jet, it also means that the average dildo can’t get her off anymore. . Poor little rich girl.
Miley, my hands are very slender and unusually soft…so if you’re ready to take on a real fist, I’d like to nominate myself to do the honors. We can talk about what it’s like to famous and sexually depraved. It will be great.