• Literally No One Wants This Charity Porn Site’s Money

    I was always under the impression that charities would take money from literally anyone that offered a donation simply because they need money to further their cause. Right?

    Well, it turns out that’s not exactly true.

    Charity porn site can’t find a single charity that will accept its donation.  Continue Reading

    March 4, 2015 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 5524

  • Adrian Peterson’s Charity Once Paid For His Orgy

    A new profile by the Minneapolis Star-Tribune on Minnesota Viking’s star running back Adrian Peterson links the indefinitely suspended superstar back to a scandal regarding his charity, the All Day Foundation.

    According to the Star-Tribune, NFL star Adrian Peterson, who is currently battling allegations of child abuse, used a credit card connected to his charitable foundation for a wild night of sexual debauchery, that included his younger brother and four women at an Eden Prairie, Minnesota hotel in 2011.  Continue Reading

    October 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6124

  • Webcam Girl Sasha Pain Supporting Ferguson Protestors With Sex Video

    Are you familiar with webcam girl Sasha Pain? 46.6 thousand people on Twitter are.

    It’s not uncommon for a webcam girl, especially one as sexy as Sasha Pain, to have massive followings on social media since interacting with fans encourages them to tune-in to webcam shows more often (thus generating more revenue for the webcam girl in question). That said, Sasha Pain is using her online adult celebrity-status for something far more important than her own financial well-being: supporting demonstrators in Ferguson, Missouri.  Continue Reading

    September 29, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 12719

  • Women Ride Sybian In Public For Charity

    The men behind viral video machine Simple Pickup have finally figured out how to get women to riding sybians in public.

    For those of you that don’t know, a sybian is a sex toy that was designed in the late 1980’s has been known to give women very intense orgasms. Basically, it’s a saddle that women strandle which contains a gearbox speed reducer, and mechanism connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the top centre.

    Now, I know that description doesn’t sound like sybians are very much fun, but it stimulates the clitoris…so it’s fun. In case you don’t believe me, you can watch some videos of babes riding sybians on Sybians on

    For years, I’ve been bringing one of my old sybians down to the beach, politely asking strange women to ride the sybian. Strangely enough, no woman took me up on the offer and I have since been banned from going anywhere near the beach.

    What I’ve learned from Simple Pickup is that if you want women to ride your sybian, you just have to tell them it’s for charity!

    For every second that a girl stayed on the Sybian, they donated $5 to the prevention of female circumcision, straight to a charity called The Orchid Project.

    Oh the things people will do for charity. Let’s watch what happens when girls ride a sybian in public for the sake of charity:

    Good job Simple Pickup. Not only did you contribute to the fight against female circumcision, but more importantly you’ve taught us that most women will do anything for charity.

    So the next time you’re lady is withholding sex from you, try donating $5 to The Orchid Project for every minute you have sex.

    Also ladies, start withholding sex until your man offers to start donating to The Orchid Project.

    May 13, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 13805

  • Pornhubs Donates Trees for Arbour Day

    What the hell is Arbour Day exactly?  I’ve never even heard of it.  Does that make me a bad person?

    *consults Wikipedia*

    OK, so Arbour Day is an internationally observed pseudo-holiday where people are encouraged to plant, respect and look after trees.  Isn’t there already an Earth Day for all of the environmentalists?

    Anyways, as might be totally expected at this point, porn streaming bigwigs Pornhub have jumped on a holiday bandwagon and have a cool promotion running to celebrate Arbour Day, our earth, trees, and of course, watching hours and hours of videos of dudes with big dicks having sex with porn stars.

    Pornhub will be donating and planting 1 tree for every 100 videos viewed in the “Big Dicks” category.  Because trees are made of wood, and the male pornstar in the video and whoever is watching the video will both have erections…get it?

    Behind all of the tree-based puns and innuendo there’s a really great initiative that might help drum up some environmental interest in the legions of dudes that flock to Pornhub.  I’m never again planting more trees and trying to make our world a better and greener place.  We need them things to breathe, yo.

    Pornhub has even set up a totally SFW page for their promotion, which keeps track of how many trees have been donated thus far.  There’s only a couple of days left to participate, so make sure that you take the next two days off of work and spend them at home in a dark room masturbating to big dick videos.  If you don’t, you’ve let Mother Nature down and you should be totally ashamed of yourself.

    Also, to get you primed up to give back to our Earth, here’s a bunch of photos of hot babes getting naked in the forest.  There’s no better place to get naked than the forest.  You can live out your Adam & Eve or ‘roughing it’ fantasies or whatever your sick mind can think up.

    Anything goes when it comes to Arbour Day, which is now officially the new sexiest ‘holiday.’  Get to Pornhub and start watching those big dick videos, you nature-hater!

    April 30, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 18796

  • Motorboating Boobs For Breast Cancer Awareness

    motorboating boobs cleavage

    Don’t you just want to nuzzle your face in there?

    As you all know, I love boobs.

    It doesn’t matter if they’re big or small, boobs are just good old fashioned fun.

    The most fun you could ever have with a pair of boobs is squeezing them together for a titty-fuck. But in my experience, titty-fucking is a rare treat. Probably why it’s so much fun.

    The second most fun you could ever have with a pair of boobs is motorboating.

    Touching boobs is one thing, but having your entire face smothered by boobs is the best.

    The geniuses from decided to celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness Month by raising money for Breast Cancer Awareness by donating $20 for every pair of breasts that they got to motorboat.

    Surprisingly, they weren’t get arrested. Watch it now!

    The rest of the internet has called this video “disgraceful” but they managed to $2060 for Breast Cancer Awareness.

    And yes, they actually donated the $2060. They made another video confirming the donation, which you can see here.

    It’s nice to see that women are willingly to have their boobs motorboated by a complete stranger for the sake of charity.

    This gives me an idea.

    Do you think I could get free blowjobs if I promised to donate $50 to a prostate cancer charity for each blowjob?

    There’s only one way to find out!

    October 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1602

  • Help Save Prince Yahshua’s Penis

    Prince Yahshua Jada Stevens

    Prince Yahshua with Jada Stevens

    In 2010, male pornstar Prince Yahshua broke his penis while shooting for West Coast Productions.

    I regret to inform you that Prince Yahshua has once again broken his penis while filming a scene last Tuesday.

    You might be wondering, “A penis can break?”  Continue Reading

    August 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3518

  • Proud Sponsors of Ride to End AIDS

    Lady and the Tramps

    Lady and the Tramps

    A few months ago, we found out that a couple of our friends from were participating in the AIDS/LifeCycle Ride to End AIDS.

    If you’re not familiar with the Ride to End AIDS, it’s a week long bike ride from San Francisco to L.A.

    Unfortunately, we couldn’t make the ride ourselves, but we’re very proud to sponsor and be represented on the Lady and the Tramps team. Check out the jerseys the Lady and the Tramps team are wearing: Continue Reading

    June 6, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1047

  • Bill Gates’s Condom Challenge

    Condoms  laying over a pile of us dollars bills

    The essentials: Condoms and money

    Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates has finally come to the realization that we here at the Blog figured out a long time ago…

    Macs are way cooler

    Condoms need a makeover. He believes that a new type of condom will increase health benefits world wide. And Bill Gates is willing to put his money where his mouth is. Bill Gates is prepared to give away a $100,000 grant to whoever can create the next generation condom.

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    March 26, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 750

  • Charity porn site seeking donations was too expensive of a domain

    Most of us when we watch pornography we feel horny or sleepy or sometimes horny and sleepy. But do you ever feel unfulfilled when watching pornography?

    Not that watching pornography is unfulfilling, we should all be watching much more pornography specifically on But when you’re watching a nubile young women perform sex you could never have, does your mind wander to the environment or poverty around the world and you have to wonder what you could be doing to help?

    I think it’s safe to assume that it’s very rare that we ever consider anything but what is currently happening on the screen. However, if you do find yourself distracted by world issues while watching pornography then is exactly what you need.

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    October 9, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 0

  • Good Vibrations teams up with National Breast Cancer Coalition

    Formerly Suicidal Notes record store

    San Fransisco based sex shop Good Vibrations has announced a new partnership and promotion with the National Breast Cancer Coalition as a part of their GiVe initiative.

    Until October 31st, Good Vibrations customers can make a financial gift to the NBCC with their purchase. Online customers can contribute directly at the checkout. 100% of these donations go to the NBCC, which is always reassuring to hear.

    The National Breast Cancer Coalition is dedicated to ending breast cancer by 2020. How do they plan to do that? Simple. The NBCC is all about supporting increased funding for breast cancer research, monitoring how those funds are spent, expanding access to quality health care for all, and ensuring that trained advocates influence all decision making that impacts breast cancer.

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    September 18, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 317

  • promises to provide Palestinians with pornography in response to Hamas’s crackdown

    The start of a beautiful partnership

    While we were worrying about potential internet porn crackdowns in the UK and the US, we completely forgot about the nations outside the developed world. On September 1st, Palestine’s Hamas government issued a full block of internet pornography.

    Now if you try to log on to your favorite porn site, for example, all you would see is a little message saying that the site “violates etiquette”. Maybe we do violate some etiquette but we do not impede on anybody’s freedoms.

    We’ve decided to take matters into our own hands. will supply any Palestinian over the age of 18 with a care-package of pornography to ensure that their lives are not completely miserable.

    Here is the official press release from our Media department:

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    September 5, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 265