Move over Carmelo Anthony! You’re no longer the prized pig of the NBA 2014 free agent class! To be fair, you’re still a very prized pig but c’mon dude, play some D once and a while, but Lebron James’s agent has announced that the best player in the world will be opting out of his six year contract with the Miami Heat early to test the market and hopefully end up on a team where he doesn’t have to drag the whole roster to the NBA Finals by himself.
Continuing with our sports themed playoff prediction poll coverage (because porn viewers are the most knowledgeable sports analysts in the world), we at Sex.com are curious to know who our readers think will take home the NBA championship title?
Last week, we asked you who was going to take home the NHL Stanley Cup. The winner was the Montreal Canadiens – a somewhat surprising result considering we get more American readers here than we do Canadian.
Now, with the NBA playoffs having reached the conference finals, it seems like a good time to pick the winner. The remaining teams are about as unsurprising as one could imagine. The conference finals bracket probably mirrors many analysts’ pre-season playoff selections down to a tee. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t enjoy the NBA as much: there seems to be less room for underdog stories and upsets.
Every Spring, the best teams in the NHL face off in a brutal, agonizing war for the Stanley Cup. The NHL playoffs are the culmination of all hard work, dedication and pain the players have gone through.
Currently, the Stanley Cup playoffs are in the semi-finals round. Tempers are already hot, and people are already beating the shit out of each other. We’ve already had a fair share of emotion and controversy (how about Boston’s twitter reaction to Montreal’s PK Subban)
We have our personal favourites at Sex.com (go Habs), and fuck all of the other teams because they’re all a bunch of losers whose careers will fade into obscurity in a few years anyways. Although the Montreal Canadiens are 100% guaranteed to win the NHL Stanley Cup this year (and that’s a guarantee), we thought we’d ask the Sex.com readers who they thought would take home the grand prize.
Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.
Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Sex.com Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.
So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?
The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).
Indiana Pacers babe:
Atlanta Hawks babe:
In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.
In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.
The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).
Miami Heat babe:
Charlotte Bobcats babe:
The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.
As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.
The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).
Toronto Raptors babe:
Washington Wizards babe:
Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.
And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.
The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)
Chicago Bulls babe:
Brooklyn Nets babe:
Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.
Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…
Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.
The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).
San Antonio Spurs babe:
Memphis Grizzlies babe:
Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.
Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.
The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).
Oklahoma City Thunder babe:
Dallas Mavericks babe:
Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.
Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.
The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).
L.A. Clippers babe:
Golden State Warriors babe:
Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.
And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.
The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).
Houston Rockets babe:
Portland Trailblazers babe:
That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.
Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!
Tonight the 2013 NFL season kicks off with the Ravens vs the Broncos.
If there’s anything we like more than sexy women, it’s sports. That’s why we have such a soft spot for cheerleaders. Cheerleaders combine our love of sports and sexy women to provide us with the best Sunday afternoons, Monday nights, and Thursday nights of our lives for 13 weeks of the year.
To get you excited for the upcoming NFL season (not like you need to be more excited), we’re going to show you the Top 10 Sexiest NFL Cheerleaders of 2013. Continue Reading