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  • Bnaughty Deluxe – Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013

    Wouldn’t it be nice to give that special lady in your life a luxury sex toy this Christmas that you didn’t have to take out a second mortgage to pay for?

    It would be nice! That’s why you should get that special lady the Bnaughty Deluxe by B Swish because this Christmas, naughty is the new nice.  Continue Reading

    December 19, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 524

  • Sex Toys For Long Distance Lovers – Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013

    For a lot of couples in long distance relationships, Christmas is one of the few times during the year where they are reunited to make up for months of lost time sex with each other.

    Obviously all the reunion sex these couples are set to have over the Christmas break is going to worth the work they’ve put in to staying together, but if only there was a way for couples in long distance relationships could enjoy sex with each other when the holidays are over and they’re back dealing with the distance.

    Well there is a way! UK sex toy manufacturer EFEELINK has designed a set of sex toys that’s perfect for long distance lovers and it’s the perfect gift for your long distance lover this Christmas.  Continue Reading

    December 16, 2013 • Sex, Toys • Views: 874

  • Date With A Pornstar – Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013

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    Date a pornstar with Novadate.com!

    Welcome back to another edition of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013. Until it’s Christmas, we’re going to be giving the best damn sexy gift ideas on the internet.

    Though Christmas is mostly about giving presents to loved ones, where does it say you can’t get yourself an amazing present? I get myself a present every day and Christmas is no exception. In fact, I always get myself something extra special for Christmas.

    This year, I recommend getting yourself something you’ve always wanted: A DATE WITH A PORNSTAR.

    Getting a date with a pornstar might seem like an impossible feat, but Novadates.com is here to make Christmas miracles happen. So how can Novadates.com get you a date with a pornstar?  Continue Reading

    December 12, 2013 • Toys • Views: 599

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 – MVMT Watches

    Welcome back to another edition of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013, the best place to find all the sexiest gifts for the holiday season.

    Today I’d like to recommend giving that special someone in your life a MVMT watch.

    Now, I know what you’re thinking…”A watch? Why the hell does anyone need a watch? Sure, they might have made good presents in the early 1800’s but it’s almost 2014. I have a clock on my phone, tablet, computer, etc. Why do I need to wear something on my wrist to tell me how late I am for my hot date?”

    Well, you haven’t seen the photos Julien Archambault took for Drunken Stepfather‘s MVMT promo. Just take a look at these sexy babes modelling MVMT watches:  Continue Reading

    December 10, 2013 • Sex, Toys • Views: 426

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 – The MUA

    Welcome back to Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013, the best damn place to find the best damn sexy gifts this holiday season.

    Do you know someone who is constantly being humiliated because people keep finding their sex toys?

    They’ve tried stowing them in a drawer, or closet, or under the bed, but no matter where they put them, they always end up being discovered. Well, they’re in luck because you can get them The MUA Pleasure Products Organizer! It’s the perfect thing to finally keep their sex toys their little secret.

    Have a look:  Continue Reading

    December 6, 2013 • Sex, Toys • Views: 762

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 – La Tour Est Folle

    Welcome back to another edition of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013. 

    All year long I’ve been keeping an eye on the best sexy gifts and now that it’s time for everyone to give and receive, I’m going to tell you about the best sexy gifts that you can give this holiday season.

    I don’t know about you but my wife hopelessly asks for a trip to Paris every Christmas. Obviously I can’t afford to send her to Paris, so I’m going to get her a little piece of Paris that she’ll love.

    It’s called La Tour Est Folle and it’s a sex toy shaped like the Eiffel Tower! Have a look: Continue Reading

    December 4, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 902

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 – Spank Weight

    Thanksgiving isn’t even over yet but if you haven’t already finished your Christmas shopping, you’re totally screwed.

    Thankfully I’m here to make sure you can salvage your Christmas by getting all the coolest, sexy gifts this holiday season.

    This is Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 Part 1 and today we’re talking about the perfect gift for the out of shape masturbator in your life. This year, get the out of shape masturbator the SPANK WEIGHT from PipeDream ProductsContinue Reading

    November 29, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 558

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex

    holiday sexy 300x300 Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral SexChristmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

    But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

    There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

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    December 21, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 449

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 4)

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    Justin Timberlake wasn’t cool until he put his dick in a box

    Christmas presents used to be so simple! Let’s run through how easy it used:

    1. Cut a hole in the box.

    2. Put your junk in that box.

    3. Make her open the box.

    Then, of course, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake had to ruin it for all of us regular Joe’s. I know I’ve said it before but it needs to be said again: you can’t trust Hollywood celebrities. They are all bad news.

    So now that putting your dick in a box is no longer an option, what are you supposed to do for Christmas presents? Well, you’re in luck because we have been preparing Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide for almost thirty minutes to ensure that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.

    Let’s see what Part 4 of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide has in store for us!

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    December 18, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 319

  • Christmas Gift Guide: Musical Vibrators!

    Christmas. It really is the greatest time of year.

    For only a few more days, the government will be lifting its embargo on Egg Nog and you can throw out all those gallons of milk you bought yesterday. You can now live in sweet ecstasy, slurping back a thick cup of Nog. Some people like to put a little rum in it…

    …it’s a good way to keep nice and warm ;).

    There is one catch. You have to buy expensive and thoughtful presents while you’re out buying Egg Nog. AND NO, Egg Nog is not an expensive and thoughtful present. It’s cheap and lazy and very delicious.

    What is there to buy other than Egg Nog? Don’t worry, we’ve found the perfect gifts this Christmas and we’re proud to share them with you in part three of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide!

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    December 13, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 659