• A Threesome with Marry Lynn & Alli Rae Is All I Want For Christmas (Next Year)

    Hey guys! How was your Christmas?

    I hope it was good because mine was terrible! Not only was I deathly ill the entire time, but I was dragged out of bed and forced to open presents.

    I’ve been forced out of beds for worse reasons than to open presents, but what sucks about Christmas nowadays is the fact that my presents are nothing but a bunch of useless crap that I have to pretend to be excited for and then jump through many hoops when I try to return them for cash.

    I don’t want no damn store credit! I ain’t gonna buy shit at your store! Gimme the cash!

    This year marks the end of Christmas presents for me with one exception. The only thing I want for Christmas next year is a threesome with Marry Lynn & Alli RaeContinue Reading

    December 30, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 7748

  • Sara X’s Twerking Titties Spread Holiday Cheer

    Remember Sara X? She’s the inked model that caused a huge stir online when shared her secret talent: making her boobs “twerk” to Mozart.

    In case you missed it the first time around, watch Sara X’s boobs twerk to Mozart below.  Continue Reading

    December 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 5785

  • All I Want For Christmas is Isabella de Santos

    I don’t want a lot for Christmas. There’s just one thing I need.

    I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.

    I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true…

    All I want for Christmas is you… Isabella De SantosContinue Reading

    December 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 9639

  • XXX-Mas: Gift Ideas For Adults (Part 1)

    Thanksgiving isn’t even over yet, which is why I’m sorry to tell you it’s time to start thinking of Christmas gift ideas.

    Christmas is only 28 days away and if you don’t start thinking of gift ideas now, you’ll find yourself doing your shopping at a gas station on Christmas Eve. And let me tell ya something, nobody wants a present from a gas station!

    That’s why the Blog is going to give you some amazing adult gift ideas for the upcoming Christmas season. But since we’re a sex blog, we’ll be focusing on sex toys and adult accessories that make great gifts rather than just telling you to buy a PS4 (because a PS4 would truly be a great gift).

    Let’s see what gift ideas for adults in Part 1 of the Blog’s XXX-Mas.  Continue Reading

    November 27, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 19941

  • Sex Gifts

    This is what I really wanted for Christmas

    This is what I really wanted for Christmas

    Christmas 2013 is about to wrap up and maybe it’s just me but it’s been another huge letdown. That’s not to suggest that I didn’t some sick material goods that I have absolutely no use for, but it just sucks because sex acts are still considered “inappropriate” gifts.

    Now I have to wait a month and a half until Valentine’s Day before receiving a sex act as a gift from my significant others (yes, plural).

    So now that you have all your presents piled up and waiting to be re-gifted  next year, I’m curious to know what you guys would have really wanted this Christmas.

    If you could have had any of these sex acts as gifts this Christmas, which would it have been:


    There’s always Valentine’s Day to get the sex act you wanted this Christmas. And if not Valentine’s Day…there’s always next Christmas.

    If the sex act you wanted this Christmas isn’t in that poll, please tell us what you wanted in the comments!

    December 25, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1611

  • Mia Malkova’s Merry Christmas


    Mia Malkova

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Mia Malkova soon would be there.

    The teens were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; and mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

    With a sexy young driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Mia Malkova. More rapid than eagles her coursers they came, and she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    “Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
    On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, so up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of sex toys, and Mia Malkova too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, down the chimney Mia Malkova came with a bound.

    She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot, and her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; a bundle of sex toys she had flung on his back, and she looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    Her eyes — how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry! Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry! Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and her breasts ‘neath her chin were as white as the snow;

    The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth, And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath; She had a lean face and a little round booty, that shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

    She was sexy and fine, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw her, in spite of myself;
    A wink of her eye and a twist of her head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work, stripping off her stockings; then turned with a jerk, and laying her finger aside her clit:

    Why don’t I just show you what happened next instead of conveying it to you in rhyme:


    Then, she sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But I heard her exclaim, ere her drove out of sight…


    I just wanted to prove to you all that Mia Malkova is just as, if not more, magical than that Santa guy everyone’s talking/singing about.

    December 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2604

  • Try This Sex Position: O Holy Night (Holiday Edition)


    Fall on your knees…just like the song O Holy Night

    It’s Christmas Eve! That means you only have one more day to try these holiday sex positions.

    So everyone find a sexual partner and try the O Holy Night sex position.

    Here’s how this one is done… Continue Reading

    December 24, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1972

  • Riley Reid’s Holiday Treats


    Riley Reid and her holiday treat

    The holidays are more than just a time to get presents and pretend to like your family. The holidays are also about pigging out on as many sweet treats as possible.

    And what better way to enjoy sweet treats than having them made and served by a nude Riley Reid?

    So before you go stuff your face with sweet treats, feast your eyes on this treat: Riley Reid stripping out of sexy lingerie and seducing you with cupcakes.  Continue Reading

    December 23, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1962

  • Try This Sex Position: Sleigh Ride (Holiday Edition)


    The Sleigh Ride

    Christmas is great BUT IT IS BORING.

    To help stave off the Christmas boredom, I have a new festive sex position for you all to try. It’s called The Sleigh Ride sex position and here’s how it’s done.  Continue Reading

    December 22, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1923

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Spreads Christmas Cheer


    Alessandra Ambrosio spreads Christmas cheer

    Alessandra Ambrosio went to a beach to frolic around in lingerie and reindeer antlers.

    I’m not exactly sure why but I’m glad she did because it’s surprisingly sexy.



    December 21, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1011

  • Try This Sex Position: The Stocking Stuffer (Holiday Edition)


    The Stocking Stuffer

    You know I love Christmas and I always will. But let’s face it, Christmas can be pretty boring at times. That’s why I have some festive sex positions for you to try to stave off that Christmas boredom.

    This Christmas, try The Stocking Stuffer sex position.  Continue Reading

    December 21, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2675

  • Try This Sex Position: The Ornament (Holiday Edition)


    The Ornament

    There’s nothing going on because it’s Christmas. So to stave off Christmas boredom, I’d have some Christmas-themed sex positions for you to try.

    This Christmas, try The Ornament sex position.  Continue Reading

    December 20, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1960

  • Christmas Role Play Scenarios


    Merry XXXmas y’all

    Most people tend to spend the holidays with family. However, if you’re one of the lucky ones that gets to spend Christmas with just your significant other, you two should celebrate with some festive role play sex.

    Why should you try role play this Christmas? Because role play lets you act out your wildest sexual fantasies and it’s more fun than your regular old foreplay!

    To get you started on your Christmas-themed sexual role play, here are some 100% original Blog-certified sexy Christmas role play scenarios.  Continue Reading

    December 19, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3082

  • Miley Cyrus Frees Her Nipples For Christmas


    Can’t wait to get another look at those wrecking balls

    Miley Cyrus is back again this week trying to save Christmas sex for the entire world.

    This time instead of twerking for Christmas, she’s taken to flashing her boobs to spread the spirit. On Saturday, Miley tweeted, “Merry Christmas THANK YOU NY for being one of the few states to @freethenipple” and included this picture:


    Free the Nipple is a cause very near and dear to both Miley and I. It’s an organization that aims to “decriminalize the female body.”

    Believe it or not, there are some crazy people who think that women should keep their bodies concealed by clothing. But thankfully with Miley Cyrus backing them, a Christmas miracle that lets women go topless wherever they go could be in the works.

    December 16, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1940

  • Miley Cyrus Christmas Twerking


    Merry Christmas Miley!

    KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2013 was last Friday (December 6th, 2013) and Miley Cyrus came through to slut-up the Holiday season.

    I’d like to thank Miley for her performance because I feel like she’s finally found a way to make Christmas sexy and hopefully these catch on as Christmas traditions.

    Instead of actual reindeer, why not have a bunch of scantily clad babes wearing prancing around in antlers?

    Instead of sitting on Santa’s lap, why not twerk on his junk?

    If this isn’t your idea of Christmas, take a look at the pictures and see if you won’t reconsider:



    Actually, Christmas is fine the way it is.

    December 9, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1434

  • All I Want For Christmas is Brea Bennett


    Brea Bennett brings XXXmas cheer to us all.

    I know we just had new pictures of Brea Bennett yesterday, but I can’t pass up a chance to share even newer pictures of Brea Bennett. Especially not when the newer pictures of the beautiful Brea Bennett are Christmas themed!

    Penthouse just announced that Brea is the Penthouse Pet for December 2013. And because it’s December, it has to be Christmasy. That’s the law.

    My question is how did Penthouse know exactly what I’ve wanted since last Christmas: Brea Bennett wearing nothing except a ribbon. She’s literally the perfect Christmas present.

    Let Brea Bennett’s sexy, nude body get you into the Christmas spirit! Continue Reading

    December 4, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1745

  •’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 – La Tour Est Folle

    Welcome back to another edition of’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013. 

    All year long I’ve been keeping an eye on the best sexy gifts and now that it’s time for everyone to give and receive, I’m going to tell you about the best sexy gifts that you can give this holiday season.

    I don’t know about you but my wife hopelessly asks for a trip to Paris every Christmas. Obviously I can’t afford to send her to Paris, so I’m going to get her a little piece of Paris that she’ll love.

    It’s called La Tour Est Folle and it’s a sex toy shaped like the Eiffel Tower! Have a look: Continue Reading

    December 4, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1503

  • Emily Ratajkowski Spreads Christmas Cheer In Festive Lingerie


    Emily Ratajkowski

    Having trouble getting into the Christmas spirit? It may only be December 3rd 2013 but if you don’t get into the Christmas spirit today, you risk becoming a mean old Mr. Grinch all season long.

    Don’t worry! Emily Ratajkowski is here to spread Christmas cheer by showing off that sexy body in some festive lingerie!

    Let’s get into the Christmas spirit with some help from Emily Ratajkowski’s sexiness:


    You know what I don’t get?

    Why does Ms Claus always have to be some old lady? Why can’t she be a sexy fox like Emily Ratajkowski? Obviously Santa is a huge pimp, everyone loves him. You’d think he’d be able to pull a hottie up to the North Pole so that she could give his North Pole a polishing…or a ride?

    Excuse. Emily Ratajkowski has filled me with horny feelings and holiday cheer. It’s very confusing.

    December 3, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1531

  •’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 – Spank Weight

    Thanksgiving isn’t even over yet but if you haven’t already finished your Christmas shopping, you’re totally screwed.

    Thankfully I’m here to make sure you can salvage your Christmas by getting all the coolest, sexy gifts this holiday season.

    This is’s Christmas Gift Guide 2013 Part 1 and today we’re talking about the perfect gift for the out of shape masturbator in your life. This year, get the out of shape masturbator the SPANK WEIGHT from PipeDream ProductsContinue Reading

    November 29, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1329

  • Sexy things to do on Christmas Day

    As much as we love Christmas, sometimes it can be a little boring. To help you spice your Christmas up, we’ve put together a Top 10, Sexy things to do on Christmas Day. Enjoy! Continue Reading

    December 21, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 2044