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  • Sex Gifts

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    This is what I really wanted for Christmas

    Christmas 2013 is about to wrap up and maybe it’s just me but it’s been another huge letdown. That’s not to suggest that I didn’t some sick material goods that I have absolutely no use for, but it just sucks because sex acts are still considered “inappropriate” gifts.

    Now I have to wait a month and a half until Valentine’s Day before receiving a sex act as a gift from my significant others (yes, plural).

    So now that you have all your presents piled up and waiting to be re-gifted  next year, I’m curious to know what you guys would have really wanted this Christmas.

    If you could have had any of these sex acts as gifts this Christmas, which would it have been:

    HEY THANKS FOR VOTING.

    There’s always Valentine’s Day to get the sex act you wanted this Christmas. And if not Valentine’s Day…there’s always next Christmas.

    If the sex act you wanted this Christmas isn’t in that poll, please tell us what you wanted in the comments!

    December 25, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1030

  • Mia Malkova’s Merry Christmas

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    Mia Malkova

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Mia Malkova soon would be there.

    The teens were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; and mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

    With a sexy young driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Mia Malkova. More rapid than eagles her coursers they came, and she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    “Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
    On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, so up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of sex toys, and Mia Malkova too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, down the chimney Mia Malkova came with a bound.

    She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot, and her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; a bundle of sex toys she had flung on his back, and she looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    Her eyes — how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry! Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry! Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and her breasts ‘neath her chin were as white as the snow;

    The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth, And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath; She had a lean face and a little round booty, that shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

    She was sexy and fine, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw her, in spite of myself;
    A wink of her eye and a twist of her head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work, stripping off her stockings; then turned with a jerk, and laying her finger aside her clit:

    Why don’t I just show you what happened next instead of conveying it to you in rhyme:

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    Then, she sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But I heard her exclaim, ere her drove out of sight…

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

    I just wanted to prove to you all that Mia Malkova is just as, if not more, magical than that Santa guy everyone’s talking/singing about.

    December 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1361

  • Try This Sex Position: O Holy Night (Holiday Edition)

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    Fall on your knees…just like the song O Holy Night

    It’s Christmas Eve! That means you only have one more day to try these holiday sex positions.

    So everyone find a sexual partner and try the O Holy Night sex position.

    Here’s how this one is done… Continue Reading

    December 24, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1353

  • Riley Reid’s Holiday Treats

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    Riley Reid and her holiday treat

    The holidays are more than just a time to get presents and pretend to like your family. The holidays are also about pigging out on as many sweet treats as possible.

    And what better way to enjoy sweet treats than having them made and served by a nude Riley Reid?

    So before you go stuff your face with sweet treats, feast your eyes on this treat: Riley Reid stripping out of sexy lingerie and seducing you with cupcakes.  Continue Reading

    December 23, 2013 • BABES • Views: 965

  • Try This Sex Position: Sleigh Ride (Holiday Edition)

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    The Sleigh Ride

    Christmas is great BUT IT IS BORING.

    To help stave off the Christmas boredom, I have a new festive sex position for you all to try. It’s called The Sleigh Ride sex position and here’s how it’s done.  Continue Reading

    December 22, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1085

  • Alessandra Ambrosio Spreads Christmas Cheer

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    Alessandra Ambrosio spreads Christmas cheer

    Alessandra Ambrosio went to a beach to frolic around in lingerie and reindeer antlers.

    I’m not exactly sure why but I’m glad she did because it’s surprisingly sexy.

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    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    December 21, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 506

  • Try This Sex Position: The Stocking Stuffer (Holiday Edition)

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    The Stocking Stuffer

    You know I love Christmas and I always will. But let’s face it, Christmas can be pretty boring at times. That’s why I have some festive sex positions for you to try to stave off that Christmas boredom.

    This Christmas, try The Stocking Stuffer sex position.  Continue Reading

    December 21, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1524

  • Try This Sex Position: The Ornament (Holiday Edition)

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    The Ornament

    There’s nothing going on because it’s Christmas. So to stave off Christmas boredom, I’d have some Christmas-themed sex positions for you to try.

    This Christmas, try The Ornament sex position.  Continue Reading

    December 20, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1208

  • Christmas Role Play Scenarios

    063 Christmas Role Play Scenarios

    Merry XXXmas y’all

    Most people tend to spend the holidays with family. However, if you’re one of the lucky ones that gets to spend Christmas with just your significant other, you two should celebrate with some festive role play sex.

    Why should you try role play this Christmas? Because role play lets you act out your wildest sexual fantasies and it’s more fun than your regular old foreplay!

    To get you started on your Christmas-themed sexual role play, here are some 100% original Sex.com Blog-certified sexy Christmas role play scenarios.  Continue Reading

    December 19, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1461

  • Miley Cyrus Frees Her Nipples For Christmas

    mileyflash Miley Cyrus Frees Her Nipples For Christmas

    Can’t wait to get another look at those wrecking balls

    Miley Cyrus is back again this week trying to save Christmas sex for the entire world.

    This time instead of twerking for Christmas, she’s taken to flashing her boobs to spread the spirit. On Saturday, Miley tweeted, “Merry Christmas THANK YOU NY for being one of the few states to @freethenipple” and included this picture:

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    Free the Nipple is a cause very near and dear to both Miley and I. It’s an organization that aims to “decriminalize the female body.”

    Believe it or not, there are some crazy people who think that women should keep their bodies concealed by clothing. But thankfully with Miley Cyrus backing them, a Christmas miracle that lets women go topless wherever they go could be in the works.

    December 16, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 739