Comedian Marlon Wayans was on Conan last night to promote his new movie, A Haunted House 2, and Conan O’Brien took the opportunity to ask him about this tweet Marlon made about Ronda Rousey.
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) February 22, 2014
Watch Marlon Wayans explain to Conan O’Brien why he wants to smell Ronda Rousey’s training gloves and feet:
I don’t get down with UFC. It’s too violent for me. But it’s not just too violent, it’s also really boring. When the people in the Octagon aren’t getting bludgeoned in the face, they’re just laying on top of each other motionless. I don’t know why people are crazy for UFC because from what I’ve seen, it only has two gears: boring and hyper-violent. Why can we get some consistent action like basketball?
That said, Ronda Rousey is hot and I totally get what Marlon Wayans is saying. Maybe we’re both submissives, but isn’t there something sexy about a woman that could beat the fuck out of you? I think so. What’s not to like about a powerful woman? That’s why whenever I feel I need to cum faster than usual, I picture Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
To better explain the sex appeal of being beaten by Ronda Rousey, let’s take a look at Ronda Rousey nude (sort of):
I don’t know about smelling Ronda Rousey’s sweaty training gloves and feet, but I would definitely accept a beating from a babe this fine.
What do you all think? Are you with me and Marlon Wayans?Thanks for voting! Don’t forget to watch CONAN week nights at 11 on TBS!