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  • Marlon Wayans Wants To Be Dominated By Ronda Rousey

    Comedian Marlon Wayans was on Conan last night to promote his new movie, A Haunted House 2, and Conan O’Brien took the opportunity to ask him about this tweet Marlon made about Ronda Rousey.

    Watch Marlon Wayans explain to Conan O’Brien why he wants to smell Ronda Rousey’s training gloves and feet:

    I don’t get down with UFC. It’s too violent for me. But it’s not just too violent, it’s also really boring. When the people in the Octagon aren’t getting bludgeoned in the face, they’re just laying on top of each other motionless. I don’t know why people are crazy for UFC because from what I’ve seen, it only has two gears: boring and hyper-violent. Why can we get some consistent action like basketball?

    That said, Ronda Rousey is hot and I totally get what Marlon Wayans is saying. Maybe we’re both submissives, but isn’t there something sexy about a woman that could beat the fuck out of you? I think so. What’s not to like about a powerful woman? That’s why whenever I feel I need to cum faster than usual, I picture Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.

    To better explain the sex appeal of being beaten by Ronda Rousey, let’s take a look at Ronda Rousey nude (sort of):

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    I don’t know about smelling Ronda Rousey’s sweaty training gloves and feet, but I would definitely accept a beating from a babe this fine.

    What do you all think? Are you with me and Marlon Wayans?

    Thanks for voting! Don’t forget to watch CONAN week nights at 11 on TBS!

    April 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 7988

  • What’s Going To Happen To Jack Dundee’s All-Gay Straight-Only Emporium?

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    Arizona Governor Jan Brewer overturned Arizona State Senate Bill 1062, which would have given Arizonans the right to deny service or any other action based on religious beliefs. So if your religious beliefs tell you to be offended by gay people, you would then have the right to deny gays service.

    While it’s good news for the LGTB community in Arizona (is there really such a thing?) that Gov. Jan Brewer overturned the bill, no one seems to be wondering what will happen to Jack Dundee’s All-Gay Straight-Only Adult Emporium

    February 27, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 614

  • Katy Perry Fingerbangs Anna Kendrick…

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    But man, after hearing about the interaction between Kary Perry and Anna Kendrick at the Grammys, I certainly wish I could have been Katy Perry’s fingers that night.

    Kendrick described her Katy Perry sex-sperience (new word, deal with it) as a guest on the Conan show.  As you might expect, Conan was fairly interested in getting a detailed account of what exactly occurred.  Here’s the clip!

    Sounds like a pretty interesting night.  I can’t wait until next year’s Grammys where I am predicting that I will be one of Katy Perry or Anna Kendrick’s dates.  I’ll keep you posted on how that works out.

    Now, we never like to condone forced down-the-front-of-dress cleavage fingerbangs, but since these two ladies seem to be on such good, friendly terms, we’ll let it fly this time.

    Kendrick ‘blames’ the fingerbanging on the dress that she was wearing, but doesn’t seem particularly upset – in fact, she stated that she would have been sad if nobody had taken the initiative and stuck their fingers down there.

    So I think we can all agree that this was a wondrous miracle act that benefitted humanity as a whole.

    So here’s my first question, which is extremely important: did anyone get any film or picture of this interaction?

    Second question, which is certainly as important as the first one:  was the act reciprocated?

    January 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2752

  • Gabrielle Union’s Hot Body Inspired By Pornstars

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    Gabrielle Union

    Do you guys remember the song “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” by Joe Jackson? That songs pretty much encapsulates my feelings towards super babe Gabrielle Union.

    How can a babe like Gabrielle Union who has always come off as super sweet and cool really be going out (and getting married to) the NBA’s biggest villain, Dwyane Wade?

    For those of you who don’t follow the NBA, Dwyane Wade is pure evil. Anyone who disagrees with this statement is also pure evil.

    But just because she loves world’s biggest jerk Dwyane Wade doesn’t mean that I can’t still love her. And thanks to an appearance on CONAN last night, I’m totally ready to forget all about the whole Dwyane Wade-issue.

    How did Gabrielle Union win me over? It was as simple as admitting that she watches porn, works out with pornstars, and that pornstars are the inspiration for her hot body.

    I know, it seems too good to be true but it is. Watch Gabrielle Union talk about her porno diet with Conan O’Brien and Andy Ritcher:

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    January 22, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1693

  • Jennifer Lawrence & Her Butt Plugs

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    Last night on Conan, Jennifer Lawrence revealed that if she wasn’t an Academy Award winning actress she’d probably be a hotel maid because she loves snoop through people’s stuff.

    This revelation then led her to talk about the time a hotel maid discovered her massive collection of butt plugs.

    Let’s watch Jennifer Lawrence talk about her butt plugs:

    RIGHT…A JOKE…

    I wonder what the joke was…

    I’d like to believe that Jennifer Lawrence was complaining to some friends about how difficult it is to find a man that would have anal sex with her since winning an Oscar so they decided to get her butt plugs so that she can pleasure herself anally without depending on men.

    Ultimately, the thing with joke gifts is that unless they are promptly thrown away, they end up getting used in secret. I know this because the bottle of Jizz Lube I gave to a friend as a joke seems to get emptier and emptier every time I see it…even though he claims that it’s “just a joke”. So Jennifer Lawrence might have received a bunch of butt plugs as a joke but I’m willing to bet an Academy Award that she’s used them.

    Now would you please excuse me? I need to become a maid at a fancy hotel for celebrities so I can get the dirt on what sex toys they travel with.

    December 19, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3299