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  • “Sweet Peach” Doesn’t Want to Make Her Pussy Smell Like Peaches

    About two weeks ago, we posted about these dudes who wanted to make pussies smell like peaches. Turns out that was a misinterpretation and those guys had no idea what they were talking about, despite having a 10% stake in the company.

    Recently, the actual CEO of “Sweet Peach” spoke out and explained what the company is really about.

    What the company really aims to accomplish is to come up with a probiotic that will reduce bacteria in the vagina, reducing infection (which is what usually causes bad odour) and will in turn make vaginas smell better, which is an extremely noble cause. (You can contribute to the campaign here if you’d like.) It won’t make it smell like peaches though, and the CEO was actually quite appalled he made it seem that way. In fact, the company name actually comes from how pussies have frequently been alluded to as peaches in literature.

    That got me thinking though. Is the goal really for vaginas to smell/taste like peaches?  Continue Reading

    December 3, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 2865

  • 9 Sex Tips Guaranteed To Make Her Cum Like Crazy

    Let me start by saying that good sex is not depended on orgasms. Sure, it’s obviously nicer when both parties get to cum one or more times throughout the night, but you shouldn’t get down on yourself if it doesn’t happen!

    That said, GREAT sex is when you can make your girl cum like crazy. Like can’t walk straight for a few days because she came so hard. If you want to have explosive sex and make your girl cum like crazy, try these 9 sex tips that will help your girl cum like crazy.  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 27222

  • 29 Perfectly Good Excuses For Why You’re Not Going To Cum Tonight

    Cumming! It’s something that we all thoroughly enjoy, but even those we love to cum, sometimes we can’t do it. We try and try but for some reason, we can’t seem to cross the finish line.

    Of course, not being able to cum is not a big deal when you’re alone. You just put the Kleenex is a safe place, minimize the window on your computer screen with the free porn videos you were trying to fap to and say, “I’ll see you two in the morning.”

    But when you’re with a partner, not being able to cum is embarrassing for both parties. They’ll feel either unattractive or sexually inadequate, while you feel awkward because you’ve just learned from trying to fake an orgasm that you’re a terrible actor.

    Even though not being able to cum is embarrassing for everyone, you’re in luck. The only thing you need to do to save your partner and yourself from the humiliation of not being able to cum is good communication. Specifically, you need to be able to communicate a great excuse for why you will not be cumming.

    To help get you started, all of Sex.com’s resident sexperts came together to create this list of 25 perfectly good excuses for why you’re not going to cum tonight. Ready? OK!  Continue Reading

    September 4, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 12334

  • Have You Ever Made a Girl Squirt?

    Being friends with lots of couples sometimes means hearing sex stories from both sides, which sometimes leads to some very interesting findings.

    As you can imagine, this is rather useful, considering real life accounts are much more fun to write about.

    The most recent finding, though, has got me a little perplexed so I thought I’d instead take it to the sex.com community to act as my little sociology experiment in the form of a couple polls.

    Continue Reading

    June 2, 2014 • Polls • Views: 17748

  • Cumshot Etiquette

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    The last thing you see before a cumshot

    Watching porn affects our sex lives. I’m not going to waste your time trying to determine whether or not porn affecting our sex lives is a good or bad thing, because who cares, right?

    Sometimes you will see something in a porn movie and you’ll want to try it in your own sex life. It’s not good or bad. It’s just something that happens. However, it’s important to remember that sex in porn movies is a performance by professionals (and sometimes amateurs as well). As soon as the director says, “Cut!” there’s a clean-up crew ready to put everything back to normal.

    Regular people like you and me don’t have the luxury of a post-romp clean-up crew and we’re not performing for anyone, which means that when you’re attempting sex moves you’ve seen in porn movies, it will never be quite the same. Don’t worry! I’m here to help you have amazing porn movie-style sex in the comfort of your own home and without the cameras rolling (unless you’re into that sort of thing…).

    Today, I’m going to teach you the proper etiquette for an old staple of porn sex: the cumshotContinue Reading

    September 16, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6596

  • How to Improve the Taste of Cum

    tumblr ltytdj7sNg1ql9qx1 How to Improve the Taste of Cum

    9 times out of 10, this is the answer you’ll get to the question, “Which is it baby, spits or swallows?”

    I think we can all agree that blowjobs are awesome.

    Men like them because they feel great and some women like them because they’re in control (note: this may not be the reason why, but it’s Camille Crimson’s reason and she’s the blowjob master so it’s good enough for me).

    By in large, men prefer it when women swallow their cum rather than spit it out. Even though women know that men find swallowing cum extremely hot and we’ve told our gals time and again that swallowing cum can cure depression, there are still some women out there who refuse to swallow cum because it tastes bad.

    If you’re desperate to get your girlfriend, wife, or casual sex partner on board with swallowing cum, there is one thing you can do…

    You can improve the taste of cum!

    The taste of cum is determined by your diet. That’s why they say, “You are what you eat.” If you eat nothing but junk, chances are when your lady gets a taste of cum she’s not going to be happy. Everyone’s cum tastes different. That’s because we’re all different. The consensus on the taste of cum though is that it tastes bitter or salty. How can we fix this? By making the tase of cum sweeter obviously!

    Science has been working very hard to find out which foods sweeten the taste of cum. So let’s find out what you should be eating to sweeten the taste of cum and get your girl swallowing that sweet, sweet semen.

    First things first, if you really serious about improving the taste of cum, you’re going to have to cut alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and any recreational drugs you’re doing out of your diet. I know that sounds absolutely impossible but they are all serious toxins that really pollute the body and make the taste of cum bitter and salty. It’s a huge commitment to make. First you need think if having your cum swallowed is more important than alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs.

    If sweet tasting cum is more important to you than alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs, then we are ready to continue.

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    Not a blowjob…but you get it.

    Now that you’ve cut out alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs from your diet, you’re going to want to drink lots of water. Drinking 1 to 2 liters (0.264172051 to .528344102 gallons or 4 to 8 cups of water a day) will help your body flush out all the toxins you’ve accumulated in your body from your alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drug habits.

    I’m now going to list the food that will sweeten the taste of cum for you:

    • Pineapples
    • Papayas
    • Cranberries
    • Melons
    • Mangoes
    • Apples
    • Grapes
    • Parsley
    • Wheatgrass
    • Celery
    • Cinnamon
    • Cardamom
    • Peppermint
    • Lemon

    The fruit on this list are all high in natural sugars that should off-set the bitter taste of cum. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are all high in chlorophyll, which is also said to sweeten the taste of cum. Anything with lots of zinc or selenium that doesn’t taste too strong is also good.

    The foods you should avoid because they make the taste of cum bitter or salty are:

    • Dairy products
    • Red meat
    • Cauliflower
    • Broccoli
    • Asparagus
    • Garlic
    • Onions
    • Fish
    • Junk food
    • Food with lots of preservatives

    Now I’m not saying that you should avoid these foods completely. Maintaining a healthy diet is more important than sweetening the taste of cum. It’s just a matter of striking a balance between these two food groups: good for the taste of cum and bad for the taste of cum.

    Instead of having that second helping of steak and asparagus, cut up some papayas and pineapples.

    What you put in your body takes anywhere from 12 to 24 hours. That means you can plan cum-sweetening diet on days you’re more likely to have sex than not. For example, on Monday you can eat all the fish, garlic, junk food, and cauliflower you want because you’re probably not getting a blowjob on a Monday evening (though you should try). But when Thursday rolls around, you should be loading up on cranberries for all blowjobs you’re going to get on Friday.

    Make sense?

    Even with the taste of cum sweeter than usual, swallowing is not a guarantee. Swallowing cum is a very intimate act. If you’re hooking up with someone for the first time, you shouldn’t expect a swallow. But you never know. In my experience, even if they don’t swallow on the first go, they usually say something like, “Why does your dick taste so much better than any other one I’ve had before?”

    Good tasting dick and sweetened taste of cum means two things for you:

    1. You will feel invincible.
    2. She will be more inclined to give you blowjobs in the future (with swallowing).

    Now get off the computer and get yourself to a grocery store before it’s too late!

    July 26, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 7260