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  • This Is The Perfect Present for Cumshot Fanatics

    Every good masturbator knows that disposing of the evidence is an important of every fap session. After all, there’s nothing worse than someone asking, “What the hell are all these white stains everywhere?”

    So rather than cum wherever our hearts please, we are forced to cum in a combination of Kleenex, toilet paper, dish towels, paper towels, cut up beach towels, old socks, new socks and cardboard boxes, none of which are all that satisfying compared to cumming inside a vagina, ass or, best of all, a hot girl’s mouth.

    But that’s all about to change with Spankrags!  Continue Reading

    December 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 7467

  • Amy Schumer Explains Why Women Don’t Watch Porn

    PORN AND WOMEN? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET ALONG?

    Yes, it’s time to once again open this awful can of worms that is: Why don’t more women watch porn?

    Though the industry has tried time and time again to get more women watching porn, none of their harebrained schemes ever seem to stick.

    Lately, I’ve been watching Comedy Central’s Inside Amy Schumer, because Amy Schumer is fabulous and funny. If you’re not watching Inside Amy Schumer, get it together and start watching the show because it’s awesome.

    Continue Reading

    May 28, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 16617

  • Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex

    Before I ever set foot in the Sex.com offices, I had always assumed that nobody knew anything about sex. Now, after writing sex tips and giving sex advice to the readers of the Sex.com Blog for nearly two years, I’ve realized that I was wrong.

    People actually do know a lot about sex. Unfortunately 99% of what people think they know about sex is wrong.

    Who is to blame for the perpetuation of misinformation? I blame the inadequate sex education most people receive in school. The only thing I remember from sex education in school was an animated short with a voiceover saying, “Penises are a lot like noses. They all come in different shapes and sizes.” And the only reason I remember that lesson is because it maybe me feel better about my own disfigured penis and while the voiceover was comparing penises to noses, a million different animated penises were flying across the screen all wearing the classic mustache and glasses disguise to make them more like noses? That image of millions of penises wearing that hilarious disguise still haunts me to this day.

    Anyways, to help you forget about all those penises wearing the mustache and glasses disguise to help you have more pleasurable, safer sex, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex. So if you’re ready to find out that you’ve been doing sex wrong all these years, continue reading.

    10. Men don’t fake orgasms

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    Faking orgasms isn’t just for women. Men do it too. Of course, male fake orgasms are slightly trickier than their female counterpart because men discharge when they cum. But that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

    If you’re wondering why men fake orgasms, it’s simple. Not being able to orgasm can make your partner feel inadequate and sad. So it’s better just to grunt and make a stupid face when they’re through thrusting to preserve their partner’s sexual confidence.

     

    9. Oral sex and anal sex are safer than vaginal sex.

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    NOPE! Almost all STIs can be passed on through unprotected vaginal sex can also be passed on through unprotected oral and anal sex. Herpes, warts, gonorrhea, hepatitis, chlamydia, syphilis, and HIV can all be contracted orally or anally. Oral sex is certainly less risky compared to vaginal and anal sex, but just for your own safety wear a condom!

     

    8. Oral sex and anal sex don’t count as real sex.

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    Some people seem to think that having oral sex or anal sex instead of vaginal sex is a way of circumventing losing their virginity and still being able to have sex. Absolutely not true. “Sex” is in the name, therefore if it’s in your mouth or your ass, you’re having sex.

     

    7. Vaginas all look a like

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    I blame porn for this one, because porn rarely features any girls with large labias or anything. For whatever reason, almost all the vaginas you see in porn are the same, which is not indicative of vaginas around the world. This lack of vaginal variety in porn has led to more and more women getting labiaplasty surgery to make their vaginas look “normal” when in fact there’s nothing wrong with their vaginas.If penises come in all shapes and sizes like noses, then vaginas are like lips…THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

     

    6. Two condoms are better than one.

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    NO. I understand why people assume that two condoms are better than one, because two of everything is better than one almost always. Double the condom, double the protection. Well, you’re totally wrong if you think that.”Double-bagging” can increase the friction of the latex, making them more likely to rip or tear. One condom (male condom or female condom) is all you need.

     

    5. Pulling out is an effective method of birth control.

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    According to this article, more and more people are pulling out as a means of contraception. THAT’S REAL STUPID.Withdrawal is significantly less effective at preventing pregnancy as compared to other methods. Now, if you’re pulling out because a lifetime of watching porn has given you an obsession with cumshots, then by all means do it. But don’t assume for one second that pulling is a substitute for condoms or the pill.

     

    4. Penis size is important.

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    ThoughtCatalog.com
     asked 50 women about their thoughts on penis size. Of the 50, only 6 said that bigger was better.

    Truth is, size only matters to people that let it matter. Motion, rapport, depth of intimacy, lovemaking skills, and/or positions often have more to do with partner satisfaction than size. But if you’re still concerned about your penis size, then you should read this: Satisfying Women with Your Tiny Penis.

     

    3. Women can achieve an orgasm from penetration alone.

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    Most women don’t achieve an orgasm from vaginal sex alone. It’s possible for sure, but according to data from a 2009 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, most women (about 2/3) have orgasms when they have sex, and this could be from vaginal, clitoral, breast or other kinds of stimulation.

    The key is diversity of stimulation. Women are sophisticated creatures and if you want to make one cum then you’re going to have to explore all of her erogenous zones.

     

    2. The clitoris is a fun button that will give women instant orgasms.

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    This basically the same point as #3, but it’s worth stating again. You need to diversify your attention to all areas of a woman’s body. You can’t just go storming straight to the clitoris and hope for results. Though stimulating the clitoris is never a bad idea, but too much attention could be more painful than pleasurable.So diversify! Have some fun! Don’t be so simple minded when it comes to sex.

     

    1. Vaginas are not Fleshlights.

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    What do I mean when I say, “Vaginas are not Fleshlights”?Well, though Fleshlights look and feel like vaginas, you should know that they aren’t the same. Fleshlights are a male masturbation toy. When you use a Fleshlight, you should feel totally free to fap yourself silly, pounding away at that fake vagina. However, you can’t just jackhammer a vagina. Women know when you’re using their bodies to masturbate and they don’t like.

    I know it’s tempting to do what that dude in the GIF above is doing to Stoya, but it’s not good sex. Simply pounding away, using a real live vagina as if it were a common Fleshlight is a surefire turnoff. There’s no nuance, no build-up, no feeling when you’re using a vagina like a masturbatory aid. It also signifies sexual inexperience or selfishness, which are not very attractive qualities. Rather than mindlessly thrusting away, you want to vary your speed throughout the sex. Gauge your partner’s response and let it inform your movements. If she asks you to go harder, then go harder. But if the moment calls for a slower approach, then slow it down.  After all, you’re not alone, you’re working together to have great sex.

     

    Obviously, there are more than 10 misconceptions about sex out there. In fact, it was tough to decide which 10 misconceptions about sex I would attempt to clear up for you today. Hopefully, you’ve learned something useful. But if you have a question about sex or you need some advice, you can always…

    Send an email to cdusty@sex.com

    OR

    Use the contact submission form.

    And I’ll be happy to answer your sex questions via blog post.

    April 16, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 70876

  • Top 10 Best #AfterSex Pictures

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    #AFTERSEX

    If taking sexy selfies are a form of electronic masturbation like Karl Lagerfeld says, then surely the #AfterSex selfies are a new low for people oversharing on the internet.

    For those of you unfamiliar with this new trend, couples are taking photos of themselves after they’ve just had sex and sharing it online.

    Why are they doing this? I have no idea. Maybe they think they look good with flushed faces and fucked up hair? Maybe they just feel like bragging about the fact they just had sex? Well I’m here to tell you that you look terrible #aftersex and no one gives a care that you just had sex.   Continue Reading

    April 4, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 34564

  • Money Shots with Tasha Reign

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    Answer: Literally anywhere.

    Hooray! Another episode of the Tasha Reign show!

    In this episode, Tasha finds out where the fans in Las Vegas would shoot their load if they had to could choose any spot on a woman’s body. Personally, I love the question but it makes me sad to admit that I would probably just cum in my pants if it were ever asked directly to me.

    Make sure to visit TashaReign.com either before or after this episode.

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    Now on to the show!

    In case you missed it, watch episode 1 of the Tasha Reign Show here.

    PS. Tasha Reign is a very busy young lady, so if you like the Tasha Reign and you’d like to see more, show your support in the comments!

    More Tasha Reign Show coming this week so stay tuned!

    February 3, 2014 • BABES, INTERVIEWS • Views: 4320

  • The Most Overrated Sex Acts – TIP TO TIP

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    Discussing the most overrated sex act

    Welcome to the Sex.com Blog’s latest special feature TIP TO TIP.

    This is where me (Chimpo Dunsty) and my special assistant Gil Powers discuss any topic that has to do with sex, porn, or whatever comes to mind really.

    For our 1st ever TIP TO TIP, we discuss how our wonderful readers voted in Gil’s poll What’s The Most Overrated Sex Act?Hope y’all like it! 

    Gil:  Yo fuck you, dingleberry.

    Chico:  Hi Gil, how are you today?

    Gil:  Hi Chico I am doing OK – but I think you already knew that?

    Chico:  Ok please shut up now. So earlier this week, you asked our readers which sex act is the most overrated? 1,952 people voted

    Gil:  WOW!  Thanks loyal sex.com blog readers. I feel so loved!

    Chico:  Wait, don’t thank them yet. They voted and the most overrated sex act is anal sex with 20%. 397 votes. That’s the majority.

    Gil:  Oh GODAMMIT, I TOLD THEM TO VOTE FOR HANDJOBS. I do indeed retract my thank you

    Chico:  Yeah you were quite leading in the initial blog post. I had a problem with the way you presented it since I don’t think handjobs are overrated at all. Everyone that I’ve talked to about handjobs have agreed that it’s the bottom of the barrel of sex acts. Sure, it’s better than nothing but it’s still nothing to get excited about.

    However if all handjobs looked like this:

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    Ideal handjob

    Then I wouldn’t think so lowly of them.

    Gil:  So, you’re saying that something so unanimously voted as a waste of time by the general population can’t possibly be overrated?

    Chico:  Yeah exactly. Handjobs have the rating they deserve for being so damn lacklustre.

    Gil:  But if thats the case, then why did handjobs clock in at #2 in the poll?  Obviously some of the people got my back on this one.

    Chico:  Because you told them to!

    Gil: Here’s where I’m coming from – I think handjobs are probably accurately rated by men, but overrated by women. I think women think men like handjobs more than they actually do.

    Chico:  Oh interesting

    Gil:  And most men are so happy to get any action at all that they don’t speak up. Obviously a generalization, but I think it’s true!

    Chico:  So what do you think the solution is? Whilst getting tugged men should say, “I really appreciate the effort but handjobs suck so please use your mouth a little bit.”

    Gil:  Yes.  I mean, not in those words exactly.  Listen, I think a lot of people probably like (put up with) handjobs. But there’s no problem with communicating what you like/dislike when you’re having sex. In a sexual encounter, I would probably try to move things away from a handjob ASAP, whether through communicating that directly, or by simply initiating something else. Why do you think the people voted that anal sex is the most overrated? Continue Reading

    January 23, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2519

  • What’s the Most Overrated Sex Act?

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    SEX, YOU DINGUS

    This question may seem absurd – personally speaking, I have a really hard time calling ANY sex act overrated.  It’s sex after all.

    For me, asking which sex act is the most overrated is like asking which flavour of Doritos is overrated – screw that, give me one bag of each so I can go home and eat them all silently in the dark.  What I’m trying to say is that I’m down for WHATEVER.  Lay it on me.  I can handle it.

    Yes, that’s right, I’m not a picky guy.  If you’ve lost self-control or gone completely crazy for a few minutes and have decided to have sex with me for some reason, I’m not going to turn you away….and I’m not going to be stuck up about how you want to get down to business..

    …Well unless you want to give me a handjob, but that’s obvious, because everyone hates handjobs.  Handjobs are like the Godfather III of sex acts – boring, tedious, unanimously the crappiest of the bunch.  I’m already predicting a runaway winner in this poll.  Prove me wrong!  Continue Reading

    January 20, 2014 • Polls • Views: 2802

  • The Outrageousness Of Interracial Threesomes

    Peter Debruge, Variety‘s chief international film critic, just reviewed Lars Von Trier’s psycho-sexual melodrama Nymphomaniac. Now any review of a 3-hour sex epic is going to come out a little weird but there’s something that Peter Debruge said in his review that raised my eyebrows.

     

    He wrote:

    If “Nymphomaniac” feels somewhat tame by comparison, that is surely a reflection of the compromised edit, considering the controversial elements Jo experiments with in the second half: sadomasochism, pedophilia, homosexuality and, most outrageously, a mixed-race three-way. (Any who doubt whether von Trier wants audiences to laugh at the absurdity of it all need only consider the sight of Jo, looking bewildered in a cheap hotel, framed by two visibly excited black suitors.) And yet, the director still intends to scandalize, serving up such images as labia that “open” to reveal an eye and a metal rod inserted into a woman’s genitals.

    So what raised my eyebrows was Debruge saying, “…and, most outrageously, a mixed-race three-way.

    Now this could be Pete Debruge referencing the outrageousness of the interracial threesome within the context of the film. I don’t know, I haven’t seen Nymphomaniac. Charlotte Gainsbourg in an interracial threesome sure sounds outrageous but the way he phrased sure sounds like he’s passing a judgement on interracial threesomes.

    Personally, I couldn’t care less about a person’s race. If they’re hot, they’re hot. And every race has their fair share of hotties. If they happen to be of a different race and they want to bring a friend into the mix, well that’s even better. What’s so outrageous about interracial threesomes?

    But then again, I work for Sex.com. I might be totally desensitized to the outrageousness of interracial threesomes because I see at five or six every single day. Given my desensitized view on sex, I’m curious to know what you guys think the most outrageous sex act is.

    Tell me what you think here:

    Create your free online surveys with SurveyMonkey , the world’s leading questionnaire tool.

    In Mr. Debruge’s defense, sex in general is pretty outrageous. I know I’m always like, “You want me to put my penis where? Yo, that is crazy!

    But in all seriousness, facials are pretty outrageous. Even if you have perfect cumshot etiquette, it’s super weird once you’re done.

    December 17, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 3527

  • Cumshot Etiquette

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    The last thing you see before a cumshot

    Watching porn affects our sex lives. I’m not going to waste your time trying to determine whether or not porn affecting our sex lives is a good or bad thing, because who cares, right?

    Sometimes you will see something in a porn movie and you’ll want to try it in your own sex life. It’s not good or bad. It’s just something that happens. However, it’s important to remember that sex in porn movies is a performance by professionals (and sometimes amateurs as well). As soon as the director says, “Cut!” there’s a clean-up crew ready to put everything back to normal.

    Regular people like you and me don’t have the luxury of a post-romp clean-up crew and we’re not performing for anyone, which means that when you’re attempting sex moves you’ve seen in porn movies, it will never be quite the same. Don’t worry! I’m here to help you have amazing porn movie-style sex in the comfort of your own home and without the cameras rolling (unless you’re into that sort of thing…).

    Today, I’m going to teach you the proper etiquette for an old staple of porn sex: the cumshotContinue Reading

    September 16, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6288

  • Easy Tramp Stamp

    Have you always wanted a tramp stamp? I mean, who doesn’t want one? They are the one of the greatest innovations in tattoo history.

    Well good news because there’s a new, fun way to get a tramp stamp without spending or enduring pain.

    Let’s check it out: Continue Reading

    March 27, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 525