• Why Was Bree Olson Banned From Tinder?

    Tinder is basically the wild west of online dating, right? If it feels right, you can ask a perfect stranger you’ve matched with if they’d be interested in meeting up in a secluded parking lot so you can fuck their face for a few minutes and never see them again (speaking from personal experience here).

    Simply based on the salacious messages I’ve sent strangers on Tinder with no consequence besides bolstering my reputation as a pervert, I really didn’t think it was possible for anyone to get banned from Tinder. Until news broke that former pornstar Bree Olson, of all people, was banned from Tinder.  Continue Reading

    May 19, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Top, Trending • Views: 10574

  • People Who Use Emoji Have More Sex

    If don’t have emojis on your phone, the results of this new study will make you download it right away.

    According to’s Singles in America survey, 54% of emoji users had sex in 2014, compared to 31% of singles who didn’t use them. And 64% of men and 46% of women who use emoji regularly are having sex at least monthly.  Continue Reading

    February 5, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 1965

  • Get Laid Tonight with

    Since the end of November until just before New Year’s, I was going through my worst sex drought since I lost my virginity.

    All my regular fuck-buddies were out of town or too busy for a booty call. Chicks at the bar were shutting down my advances. My Tinder has been maxed out for months, having already been matched with all the hottest, most fuck-able girls on there. And every girl on OkCupid was looking for commitment before they did the deed.

    My balls were bluer than the sky on an afternoon in May. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.

    I am by no means a religious man, but sometimes things work out so perfectly that you can only assume that a higher power is looking out for you.

    I was so desperate to get my cock inside a pussy again, I was about to spend all my savings for an evening with an escort. But before I placed the call to trade away all my money for an evening of sex with a sexy escort, I received an email from asking me if I write about their site.

    After I made a free account on, it was only a matter of minutes before I knew my sex drought was over.  Continue Reading

    January 9, 2015 • Reviews, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News, Sites • Views: 10362

  • How To Date Alexandra Daddario

    Moments after we declared Alexandra Daddario’s nude scene in True Detective to be the best nude scene of 2014, GQ magazine did us all a huge favor by finding out how one would date Alexandra Daddario.

    Watch the video and find out how to date Alexandra Daddario.  Continue Reading

    December 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6644

  • Fifty Shades of…Health? Kinky sex is good for you!

    Coleen Singer is a writer, photographer, film editor and all-around geeky gal at, where she often waxes eloquent about sex, porn, sex toys, censorship, the literary and pandering evils of Fifty Shades of Grey and other topics not likely to be found on the Pulitzer Prize shortlist. She is also the editor and curator of When she is not doing all of the above, Singer is an amateur stock-car racer and enjoys modifying vintage 1970s cars for the racetrack. Oh, she also likes porn.


    Well let’s just file this under “Who knew? But I’m not surprised!” shared a study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine that shows a correlation between mental well being and getting yoru freak on. 900 people who practice some form of BDSM were interviewed and shown to be more happy and healthy than their vanilla counterparts, showing more evidence of general mental well being, confidence and security in their relationships.  Continue Reading

    October 29, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 8166

  • Telltale Signs You’re About To Have First Date Sex

    Picture this: it’s Friday night and you’ve been grinding away at work for the last week. You’re tired but you want to relish in the glory that is the weekend. Some of your friends may be hitting the bars, but you? You’ve got a first date.

    In a world where dating sites, hook up apps and general sexiness are rampant, it’s easy to lose sight of what some would call a dead art form: the classic platonic date. Some would say it’s nothing more than a vessel for sex and it’s hard to disagree with that fact. Sex is pretty fantastic and first date sex is among some of the most sexy situations you can place yourself in.

    So how do you decipher what’s a booty call and what’s an actual date? Both could potentially end in sex, which is awesome, but there’s a lot of grey area to take in to consideration.

    A booty call is much more tangible than a date and it’s likely that you’ve already fucked before if you’re on a booty call. There’s no real reason to be together other than to fuck, and the sex tends to come quickly as you’re both there for one reason. It lacks that romantic feel which tends to go hand in hand with seduction and love.

    A real date on the other hand is something you prep for with a fresh outfit and maybe even a dinner reservation. Spending money isn’t a must but you’re much more likely to drop a few bucks on a date than on a booty call. The reality of a date is that you’re there to enjoy the other person’s company and share some time and ideas. It’s a bonding process which can be very sexy or have no sexual connotation at all – it really depends on who your date is and their personality.

    I personally suck at dating, but I do love first date sex. It’s a rare feat for those who can pull it off and there are a couple telltale signs that your first date is going to eventually end up in some steamy sexual exploration:  Continue Reading

    September 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 14389

  • Top 17 Worst Texts From Straight White Boys

    In this time of texting-based courtship, some men have gotten it into their heads that it’s totally OK to text women all their depraved thoughts as a means of attracting them.


    I’m not sure.

    Because some of the things these men are texting to women were said in real life, they’d be meet with a quick slap or thrown drink to the face. But since there’s no risk of being slapped or having a drink thrown at them, then what’s the harm of texting them something inappropriate, right?

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    June 25, 2014 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 11424

  • Top 10 Mistakes Men Make When Trying To Get Girls

    The weekend is here and, as we all know, this is the time where we all go out to shitty bars and parties in hopes that someone will take pity on us and lay us.

    Some of you men might be more proactive than me in trying to get laid in the sense that you actually approach women and run game to get them to sleep with you. To help you up your attraction game for the coming weekend, I will now tell you the Top 10 Mistakes Men Make When Trying To Get Girls.

    Follow this advice carefully and you might just have sex this weekend.

    10. Social media is not where you want to break the ice

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    How do you get girls to notice you? The easiest way to get her to notice you is to like every single one of her Facebook photos, write on her wall and favorite all her tweets, flooding her phone and email with notifications. But it’s also down right creepy and pathetic and lazy. Unless you’re on a dating site or app, the internet is not a tool for you to get laid.

    So what should you do? TALK TO THEM IN PERSON! It’s really not so bad once you get the ball rolling. Just be confident you dumb idiot.

    9. Grinding is not a good way to break the ice

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    I totally understand that when your brain is full of testosterone and alcohol, cutting through the dance floor and rubbing up on as many warm bodies might make you think you’re turning every woman in the club on, but the truth you’re being a jackass.

    Guys, if grinding on as many women as you can is your pick-up technique, let me ask you this: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET SLAPPED? Because that’s what you gon get if you gon be grinding up in the club like that.

    Dance like someone who is not totally desperate for sex and don’t force your presence on the club. If a phone number or a hook-up is in your future, let it find you. Don’t force it.

    8. Resist the urge to drunk text

    Source: via SexyWomenNow on

    Again, I understand why you think, “I’ll just text everyone I’ve ever slept with to see if they’re free to have sex with me right now,” is a good idea after a couple of Cosmos, but it’s not.

    You’re not being sneaky or unassuming. Girls absolutely know that when you text them out of the blue at 2:30 in the morning, you’re trying to get some. Why is this a bad thing? Because girls talk. Amongst themselves. And if you keep doing this, every girl in town will know you as the guy that sends creepy booty texts every weekend even though you only hooked up once and it was because you were at your little sister’s bridal shower earlier that day and you just felt like making a mistake because you couldn’t bear to live with the jealously that your little sister Angela was getting married before you.

    Lay off the drunk texts, aight?

    7. Be Realistic

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    Many men have highly-inflated views of themselves. Don’t.

    Above is supermodel Irina Shayk. You will never date her. Ever. So don’t waste your time trying to impress her. Be realistic about who you’re going after.

    Now I’m not saying that there is a league system in place for human mating, but there totally is and you have to work your way up the ranks just like any pro athlete.

    Wait hang on…is that why they call it game?

    6. Be aware of your surroundings

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    It’s not always appropriate to start hitting on a beautiful woman as soon as you see her. She’ll just think you’re a desperate jerk with no class if you pick the wrong place to hit on her.

    For example, some women at the gym are there to work out. Women attending funerals probably don’t want to be hit on. Grocery shopping is super boring, leave them be. People get raped on subways (probably), so don’t approach the woman riding the subway late at night because she probably thinks you’re a rapist.

    Just be mindful of where you are and what’s happening around you and your game can be applied more effectively.

    5. Boring ass compliments get you nowhere

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    Above you see the incredibly gorgeous Alyssa Arce. What do you say to her if you want to attract her in real life?

    “Wow. Alyssa Arce, you are incredibly gorgeous.”

    Congratulations, you are now the 50th million person to call her “incredibly gorgeous”. Is that supposed to impress her? She’s only heard it 50 million times before.

    Compliments aren’t just nice things you say to people, guys. They are especially not supposed to be dull observations. The next time you compliment a woman, which I hope is already a part of your game, say something unique and memorable. Otherwise you’re just another fucking spec of sand in the hourglass.

    4. Don’t talk about yourself too much

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    Rattling off every attractive detail of your charmed life will make you look like an overcompensating dickhead. By contrast, drilling a girl with a full clip of questions will make her feel like she’s at an interview for a job that she doesn’t even want. It’s a difficult balance to maintain.

    But here’s a tip to maintaining the conversational balance: think of your conversation as sex.

    Like sex, conversation isn’t all about you, nor is it all about her. It’s about the two of you reacting to each other, coming together as one. Otherwise it’s just masturbation. So ask yourself before you start a conversation with someone you’re attracted to, “Do you want to have sex or just masturbate?”

    3. Don’t rely on booze

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    Though alcohol can sometimes give you a much needed confidence boost, just think about how hard peeing in a urinal can be while wasted. How you going to spit game in that state?

    You’re not. (Unless of course there happens to be a lonely girl as wasted as you are, then it’s a match made in heaven…but she’s likely to get poached by some scumbag)

    Drink in moderation because ultimately you need a clear head if you want to win at these mindgames.

    2. Avoid employees

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    How many times have you thought to yourself, “This waitress/barista/bartender/stripper/promotional model is totally into me?”


    They’re just making their living off the gullibility of men and who can blame them? It’s hard out there. It’s especially hard for these girls because the minimum flirting they do as a part of their job only ensures that they get hit on from the moment their shift starts until they quit that job and start a new career.

    Just leave these girls alone. Be polite and nice and not overly creepy. They’ll appreciate that.


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    Ultimately, you can’t take anything you read on the internet seriously, and that includes the Blog.

    These rules or tips or whatever are just things that I’ve learned over time through my own personal experiences, but they could be the complete opposite from your own.

    Here’s what you should do: Believe in yourself.

    If what you’ve been doing has been working, then keep doing it.

    If not, then maybe try something new? Experiment!

    All that matters is that you’re happy and healthy. If you have those two things, consider yourself very lucky and just enjoy it.

    June 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 32115

  • Advice on Leaving the “Friendzone”

    I (Your friendly neighborhood lesbian, Red Velvet) got a message asking for dating advice on my Tumblr yesterday and I figured this is something others struggle with too, so I might as well answer it publicly here.

    The question goes as follows:

    I’ve been friends with this girl for almost two years and when she’s drunk she’s all over me but when she’s sober, we always talk about how sad she is about her exbf. I don’t want to take advantage of her when she’s drunk but it’s hard because I like her and I really want to have sex with her. Do you have any advice on leaving the friendzone?”

    I really dislike this whole idea about the “friendzone”. It’s not only guys who talk about it, girls do too. The problem I have with it is a lot of people think that just being there emotionally for a person is enough to make them fall in love with you but it isn’t. A good relationship has emotional support, but they aren’t only about that.

    Most of the time I’d much rather be with the person who has the power to upset me than the person I complain about them to. The reason why is not because “girls like douchebags” but because when you like someone, your feelings give them the power to upset you even about little things. If you didn’t like them, you would just be like “that dude is a douchebag, fuck him”.

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    Having said that, I’m going to move onto what you really need to be doing to show her you like her.

    It’s time to change things up a bit. Show her that you’re more than just a therapist. If her ex boyfriend is all you two ever talk about, then no wonder you haven’t left this so called “friendzone”. Show her things you like hoping she’ll like them too. Figure out what you guys have in common and bond over that. Tease her subtly and see how she responds to that.

    To be honest, if she’s hanging off of you while drunk, there is obviously something there she’s not acknowledging because she’s either not ready or she doesn’t think you reciprocate.

    And if it turns out she still only wants to be friends with you, then to be honest there are millions of girls in the world who are going to be extremely hot, like the same things that you do, want to do them with you and will give you a fuzzier feeling than she will. Don’t you worry.

    If you have a question for a lesbian, you can ask me on my tumblr or in the comments section below.

    June 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6207

  • Tinder Adds Sexting Feature

    Officially, Snapchat is a photo messaging application that allows users to take photos, record videos and add text or doodle all over them before they’re gone forever in ten seconds or less. That’s how Snapchat would like to be known as.

    In reality, Snapchat is an app that facilitates safe-sexts. The only real use for Snapchat is to take pictures of your dick, or perhaps boobs if you’re a lady, and send them to people you know when you’re feeling real horny. The reason Snapchat is the most effective way to share your dick pics is because once opened, your dick pic will disappear forever within the time you selected for it to last. Therefore, the likelihood of you being blackmailed a la Anthony Weiner is lower than with email or text messages.

    I say “lower” rather than “eliminate” because it is still possible for the receiver of the dick pic to screenshot your dick pic before it disappears. At least Snapchat notifies the sender of the dick pic so they can at least anticipate a blackmail in the upcoming future.

    However, Snapchat’s status as the most effective way to send safe-sexts is now being challenged by popular hook-up app Tinder. Their ephemeral photo sharer is known as “Moments” and it could really change the way you send dick pics.

    According to Tinder CEO Sean Rad (nice name you fucking loser), Tinder Moments should make it easier for people to star conversations on the app. Because when you can’t muster the courage to type “Yo”, at least now you can just take your pants off and snap a pick of your flaccid penis.

    Now I know what you’re thinking…”Why should I take a picture of my flaccid penis?”

    Easy. You start by showing your flaccid penis to open the conversation. Then, if the person you’re sexting on Tinder hasn’t already blocked you, they’ll write something like, “Yo, is that your dick?”

    Then you come back with, “Yeah it is. And if you like the look of my flaccid penis, then wait until you see my erect penis!”

    Whether or not you proceed with sharing a picture of your erect penis or try to entice them to see it in person is totally up to you. The point is not to give it all away. Just like a job interview. The person who gets hired is not the person who begs for the job, or the most docile candidate. The people that get worked the hardest to snag are the candidates who knew their own value. Simple as that.


    Tinder’s Moments feature not only allows users to take a photo but also add a filter, doodle all over it, write a message and broadcast it to all their Tinder matches. Meanwhile, your Tinder matches will be able to view and like the photos for 24 hours before they disappear.

    What’s interesting about Tinder’s sexting feature is that the person who took the photo can keep their own gallery of “moments” forever. So rather than taking a new picture of your flaccid penis every time you get a new Tinder match, you’ll be able to amass a collection of your most flattering flaccid penis pictures and send the ones you feel are the most appropriate for your latest match.

    While I do think it’s cool that Tinder has added a new sexting feature, I wonder whether or not Sean “Nice Name You Fucking Loser” Rad is right about sending pictures being easier than writing a message.

    So what do you think?

    June 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 24390

  • Is Body Hair Sexy?

    Since it seems like everyone is trying to grow beards nowadays, razor companies, such as Gillette, seem to be panicking because men aren’t buying razors to shave their faces.

    In the good old days, beards were only worn by hippies or the homeless. But now, it’s acceptable for pretty much anyone to have a beard. So rather just lay back and accept lower profits, Gillette is now trying to sell men on the idea that if they’re not going to shave their face, they should buy a special new razor to shave their body hair.

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    May 14, 2014 • Polls, Stuff • Views: 10543

  • You’re More Likely To Get Cheated On If You Have A Big Penis

    I get thousands of emails every day. 99% of those emails are men asking me for sex advice about the size of their penises. Unfortunately, I have to ignore everyone asking about the size of their penises because I’ve already told you multiple times that NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS. Long, short, thick or thin, it really doesn’t matter what the dimensions of your penis are, as long as you keep it clean and communicate with your partner to maximize it’s pleasure giving ability.

    First of all, let me say that I understand why men are so obsessed with having a big penis. Men see a big penis as a symbol of power and sexual prowess. And in having a big penis, a man is then irresistible to women, giving them the best sex of their lives. But what you need to know is that that line of thinking is just your brain on porn.

    That said, a new study from Kenya, published in PLOSOne, may reassure you that having a small penis is actually a positive thing. Apparently, men with big penises are more likely to get cheated on by their wives.

    Researchers interviewed 545 Kenyan married couples to better understand relationship habits and factors for extramarital affairs in order to help stop the spread of HIV in the region.

    The couples were individually asked to self-report the size of the man’s erect penis size. Then, if the reported sizes were different, the researchers took the average of the two or the woman’s estimate (because you know men be lying about the size of their dicks).

    And the results were SHOCKING.

    “Every one inch longer penis increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times,” the researchers wrote. “Women associated large penises with pain and discomfort during sex which precludes the enjoyment and sexual satisfaction that women are supposed to feel.”

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Though you, a man, might think a big penis is a symbol of power and sexual prowess, it actually signifies pain and discomfort. SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR PENIS SIZE. The pointless pursuit of having a bigger penis will only push your sexual partner away because she’s not sexually satisfied.

    In fact, one woman interviewed for the study told the researchers the following: “Some penis may be large yet my vagina is small, when he tries to insert it inside, it hurts so much that I will have to look for another man who has a smaller one [penis] and can do it in a way I can enjoy.”

    Of course, there will always be size-Queens in the world, but they’re so few and far between that there’s absolutely no reason to feel self-conscious about your penis size (unless in the unlikely event that you have a big penis, which in that case you should be worried that you’re getting cheated on).

    [h/t: HuffingtonPost]


    April 24, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 13978

  • You Only Have 12 Minutes To Impress On A First Date Says New Study

    Do you feel like you’re the type of person that becomes more attractive as someone gets to know you? If you think you are, then prepare to be alone forever because new research says we only have 12 minutes to impress the opposite sex.

    AXA surveyed 2,000 people about their first date experiences and found that prospective sexual partners are immediately judged on their smiles (64%), whether or not they make eye contact (58%), and their tone of voice (25%).

    59% of people said that foul body odor was the most off-putting characteristic. Bad breath was the second most off-putting characteristic, repelling 53% of daters. And 38% were turned off if their date started swearing.

    When it comes to impressing a date, a quarter of the people surveyed said they make drastic changes to their appearance before a big date. Women prefer to get a new haircut, manicure, or wear a new perfume on a first date, where men mostly grow designer stubble to impress their date (which is indicative of men’s innate stupidity since beards aren’t attractive anymore).

    One in sixteen women (six per cent) and one in 20 men (five per cent) go on a diet in the lead up to a first date, which makes absolutely no sense because unless your date is several months away, dieting before a date won’t make you look slimmer. It will only make you feel bad because you’ve been without your comfort food.

    The point is…people form first impressions quickly. And no matter how wildly inaccurate that first impression may be, everyone is a stubborn prick and won’t want to budge on their first impression. Which is why when you’re on a first date, you need to impress the person you’re going on the date with in less than ten minutes. That doesn’t mean do something grand, that will only succeed in creeping them out.

    Let’s review what you need to do to impress a first date in less than 12 minutes:

    1. SMILE: Humans are programmed to return a smile. Even though you’re sweating bullets, smiling will make your date smile, which will put you both at ease, setting a comfortable atmosphere for the evening and help you focus on having fun.

    2. EYE CONTACT: Eye contact conveys sincerity, trustworthiness, and shows that you’re interested in the other person. All of which is highly erotic.

    3. LOOK GOOD: Dress nice and comfortably to make yourself comfortable and confident.

    4. SMELL GOOD: Making sure that your body and breath smell good conveys to your date that you have some self-respect. He or she doesn’t need to know that you’re a self-loathing mess until later.

    And if you don’t want to repel your date instantly, remember to avoid these TOP 5 FIRST DATE TURNOFFS:

    1. BODY ODOR. No one wants to date or have sex with someone that stinks.

    2. BAD BREATH. You ain’t getting kissed with the breath of a rotting corpse. It’s just too gross.

    3. SWEARING. Fuck if I know why the fuck this is on the fucking list, but just don’t fucking swear, ok fucker?

    4. SCRUFFY CLOTHES. You look like a homeless person. No one is going to date a homeless person…besides maybe another homeless person.

    5. NOT SMILING. Smile, alright? It’s important.

    So there you have it! Follow these simple Do’s and Don’ts of the first date and your date won’t immediately regret going on a date with you. That regret will come later when you have too much to drink and start over-sharing about something embarrassing that’s not funny. But at least you smell and look good.

    [h/t: The Daily Mail.]

    April 23, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 10271

  • Science Says Women Don’t Find Beards Sexy Anymore

    Alright guys, it’s time to shave off that scruff because scientists say that beards have reached their peak.  Researchers at the University of New South Wales (Australia) have reason to believe that big, bushy beards are no longer hot.

    The research team recruited 1,453 women and 213 men and asked them to rate the attractiveness of different images of men’s faces. Some participants were shown mostly full beards, while others were shown images of mostly clean shaven men. A third group was shown a mixture of different types of facial hair, from bald face to James Harden-sized beards.

    What they found was that the rarer the facial hair type, the more attractive it was to both men and women. I’m sure that you’ve noticed that for the last few years the popularity of beards has been high. So why then are they suddenly so unattractive? Well, it’s their popularity that’s made them unattractive. It’s an evolutionary phenomenon known as “negative frequency-dependent sexual selection.”

    “Big thick beards are back with an absolute vengeance and so we thought underlying this fashion, one of the dynamics that might be important is this idea of negative frequency dependence,” one of the study’s authors Bob Brooks said. “The idea is that perhaps people start copying the George Clooneys and the Joaquin Phoenixs and start wearing those beards, but then when more and more people get onto the bandwagon the value of being on the bandwagon diminishes, so that might be why we’ve hit ‘peak beard.’”

    In other words, the rarer a trait is, the more attractive it is.

    This shouldn’t come as a surprise because if you think about it, who are women going to be more attracted to in a room full of bearded men? One of the sixty guys with big bushy beards or the one clean-shaven man? Obviously the clean-shaven man because he is unique. The ability to resist jumping on the bandwagon communicates self-confidence, and confidence is the single most important trait one needs to demonstrate if they ever want to attract the opposite sex.

    So though the study that beards are no longer attractive, the lesson to be learned is that being unique and resisting popular trends will help you catch the eye of a cutie. But don’t mistake that for an endorsement of peacocking. Wearing a fuzzy hat and glow-sticks might make you unique, but you’re an asshole first.

    Just be yourself, look how you want to look, and you’ll be fine. It just helps if you’re clean shaven or stubbly for the next little while.

    April 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 7719

  • How To Have Friends With Benefits


    Doing what friends do best.

    Don’t you want to have sex regularly without all the mind-numbing boredom of a relationship and the shame of one-night stands? If you said yes then you need to get yourself friends with benefits.

    For those of you unfamiliar with friends with benefits, it’s a 2011 romantic comedy starring Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake it’s when two friends agree to have no strings attached sex without any boyfriend/girlfriend responsibilities. Just two (or more) friends doing what they need to so that their mutual horniness doesn’t impede them in their regular day to day.

    Because having friends with benefits is such an ideal arrangement, most people tend to think that it’s too good to be true. But that’s just because they haven’t read this guide to having friends with benefits. So if you think you can handle hours and hours of no strings attached sex, then read on!  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 50174

  • Online Dating Etiquette


    Online dating!

    The internet is responsible for many deaths. Now I’m not talking about cyberbullying, which is a terrible, terrible thing. It’s so terrible that I’m just going to move on because I don’t want to get my hands dirty talking about cyberbullying.

    When I say that the internet is responsible for many deaths, I was thinking more along the lines that the internet is responsible for the death of record stores, print media, and conventional dating.

    Yes, the days of calling up a lil cutie and asking her to escort you to the box social are dead. Why would anyone risk the humiliation of getting rejected by a real live person when they can just send an attractive single a message on an online dating site? Online dating has made connecting with hot, local singles easier than ever. But even though it’s never been easier to meet hot, local singles with just a few clicks, y’all have been doing it wrong.

    Some people seem to confuse online dating with sexting and webcamming. When you’re trying to get a date online, you can’t send a picture of your dick or break the ice with, “Yo. Wanna fuck?” Well…you technically can do that but it probably won’t help you meet anyone. So to help you improve your online dating game, here now is a review of proper online dating etiquette.  Continue Reading

    April 2, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 5493

  • How To Attract Women With Only Your Voice


    Never sleep alone ever again!

    One question I always get asked is, “How do I talk to girls?” I’ve already answered this question once for Chico’s Sex Advice but I have some additional advice for you and how to talk to girls. had sociosexual psychologist Dr. Alex Schiller from explain his simple secret to attracting women. The secret? STOP TALKING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

    What the heck does that mean?

    1. Never complain. 

    Being negative can be a nice vicarious release for you, but it’s not very attractive. No one wants to hear about your stupid boss, your broken fridge, your sick dog, etc, because it’s boring and puts a real stink in the air. Staying positive will help you attract women because they will want to be a part of your positive life.

    2. Never speak quickly or loudly. 

    Speaking quickly or loudly can convey two things to men and women you’d like to sleep with: you’re insecure or you’re attention-whore. Nobody wants that. Speaking slow and low, especially in a crowded area, will show that you are a confident, relaxed person that everyone would be lucky to have sex with. Also, speaking slow and low will make the babe you’re talking to lean in to hear you better. Leaning in will make everyone around you feel that person wants you. If the group thinks this person wants you, then they will also want you. And if this person thinks they want you, then he or she will want you even more. Desire is contagious.

    3. Never misuse the word “like.”

    Misue of the word “like” makes you sound like a dumb idiot. “Like you know, I’m just like so into right now.” No one wants to sleep with someone that talks like that.

    Dr. Alex Schiller guarantees that changing the way you speak with these three easy tips will get you laid. I’m not 100% convinced that it will work, but it might because it’s basically like aural pea-cocking. But anything that might help you get laid, I’m going to tell you about.

    And hey! If you need more sex advice, feel free to send your questions to or

    March 25, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 13009

  • Another Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!


    World’s best holiday

    Every March 14th, men and women come together to celebrate the world’s greatest holiday: Steak and Blowjob Day.

    The idea is that men “work” “very” “hard” to “satisfy” their “lover” on Valentine’s Day, so a month later women get a chance to repay their efforts with a steak and a blowjob. I’ve heard worse excuses to eat red meat and get head, so I’m 100% on board with Steak and Blowjob Day.

    Last Steak and Blowjob Day, we showed you how to make the perfect steak and give a great blowjob. So this year here are the steps to convincing your significant other that Steak and Blowjob Day is a real thing:  Continue Reading

    March 13, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 7780

  • Study Says Watching Porn = More Sex, Better Relationships


    Watching porn!

    Cam4 teamed up with the IFOP survey institute to tell us good news that we’ve all been waiting to hear.

    They surveyed over 1,000 Americans and found that 90% of men and 60% of women watch porn. But wait! While it is good news that so many men and women are enjoying adult movies and pictures, that wasn’t the good news I was alluding to.

    Those who admitted to watching porn in the survey also had the most sexual partners as well as the most active sex lives than the people that watch porn and lied about it in the survey.   Continue Reading

    February 10, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2857

  • How Do I Talk To Girls? – Chico’s Sex Advice


    What the hell are you supposed to say?

    Welcome back to another edition of Chico’s Sex Advice where I use all my expertise as a sexpert to answer any questions my beloved readers may have about sex.

    If you need sex advice or if you have a question about sex that needs answering, feel free to send an email to OR use the contact form and I’ll answer as quickly as possible.

    Today’s question comes from friend of the News, Nikitas. Nikitas writes:

    “I don’t have any problems with my looks or my clothes, I mean I’m confident about myself but I only have one problem when it comes to girls. How do I meet them ? When I see a girl in a club dancing and looking at me, I don’t know what to say after I get her name. Could you please let me know how to do that?”   Continue Reading

    February 7, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6672