Good news! The weekend has officially begun, which means it’s time to kick back and press play on another edition of our world famous porn blog’s marquee feature: YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST. Continue Reading
OMG you guys! I have great news! It’s the weekend, which it’s time for another edition of… YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST!
In case this is your first Weekend Free Porn Playlist, then let me explain what’s going on. The weekend is only 48 hours long. 48 hours of freedom. We know you like to get off when you’re off, but there’s so much free porn on the internet that how do you know what’s hot and what’s not?
That’s where we come in. We watch porn all week (for work) and to help you masturbate efficiently, we pick our Top 7 free porn videos from the past week so you’re not wasting any time on the weekend trying to find porn. We’ve found the best porn for you and put it in Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist. All you need to do is press play, cover your junk in lube and enjoy!
Being a teenager sucks.
No one understands you or takes you seriously when you’re a teen. You’re constantly facing pressure, criticism and torment from your peers. You have to hustle to get booze. And your body is changing in strange new ways.
But everything bad about being a teenager is exponentially worse if you have braces.
For those of you lucky enough to have never been to an orthodontist, let me tell you (as a former brace-faced teen, myself) that there’s nothing worse than getting braces. First of all, it hurts like hell to put them on. Eventually you adjust, but that horrible pain comes back whenever you go back to the orthodontist to get them tightened. Food constantly gets stuck in your braces, prompting people to tell you, “You have shit in your teeth,” all the time. They cut up the inside of your lips constantly.
These are all draw backs to forcing your mouth to change shape, but the worst thing about braces is the apprehension that you’ll never be sexually active. Continue Reading
The original plan was to spotlight each and every Halloween-themed porn videos released (like we did for Kendra Lust’s Halloween porn video) in anticipation for Halloween 2014. After all, watching hot pornstars fuck in sexy costumes is the only thing that gets me excited for Halloween anymore.
However, that was going to be too much work, so instead we decided to do one big post spotlighting all the Halloween porn videos. Then we realized that Brazzers had released 11 brand new, scintillating Halloween porn videos, so they had to get their own post!
Needless to say, this whole plan has blown up in my face, but regardless of my fumbling, it’s my responsibility to show you the best Halloween porn this year, so let’s just do it to it! Continue Reading
Digital Playground‘s new series is a lot like Seth Rogen’s Neighbors but with hot chicks instead of obnoxious frat boys. Here’s the sypnosis:
“The ladies of sorority Delta Pi Chi just moved into the neighborhood and the community is not thrilled! These sex-crazed sorority sisters party loud and screw louder with the fraternities without any consideration for their neighbors! Rush just started and a handful of horny freshman girls are eagerly waiting to pledge. The hazing gets kinky and the girls are constantly dropping to their knees to please, but it all pays off when the last ceremony, an all-girl orgy, seals them to the sisterhood! President Bella has one last party to throw, but if the girls get one more complaint, Delta Pi Chi is out. To ensure their fun, she’ll have to go deep into the system and sort things out!”
Sounds hot, right? That’s because it is. Episodes 1 to 3 were great, but I could have never anticipated the exciting conclusion to Digital Playground‘s Sisterhood series…
A TEN WOMAN SORORITY LESBIAN ORGY!
Do you subscribe to the expression, “No good deed goes unpunished?”
I’ve always thought that people who truly believe that doing good deeds will ultimately come back and bite them in the ass are just jerks.
There can be negative consequences to all actions, not good deeds. And if the fear of something negative happening to you or others from a good thing you’ve done deters you from doing good deeds, then why do anything at all? Why keep breathing, drinking, eating or sleeping?
Personally, I like to believe in Karma. Good intentions and good deeds contribute to good karma and future happiness. Good things happen to good people with good intentions.
Of course, it’s easy to lose sight of the good given the current state of the world. So where do we turn to remind ourselves that doing good things can lead to good things? Strangely enough, we can turn to pornstar Jenna J. Ross and Digital Playground. Continue Reading
Ava Dalush is a gorgeous English pornstar who is both petite and shapely in all the right places.
In her latest Flixxx for Digital Playground, Ava Dalush makes an incredible argument why we shouldn’t bother waiting for a second or third date before having sex. Maybe I have a weakness for petite women with loads of tits and ass, or perhaps I’m just a sucker for accents. Either way, I think you’ll enjoy Ava Dalush’s reasoning for fucking on the first date. Continue Reading
In 1972, the American Broadcasting Company (also known as ABC) coined the term “After School Special” with a series of didactic made-for-television movies to teach the youngins’ about controversial or socially relevant issues.
These programs taught us all about the dangers of premarital sex, illegal drug use and alcohol by scaring viewers with religion-based idealogical brainwashing. Quality programming!
Did after school specials corrupt the minds of a generation to think that sex was a shameful, unnatural thing? It’s possible. It certainly made me afraid of sex because if I remember correctly, everyone who had sex in an after school special inevitably died of AIDS. But thankfully, Dakota Skye and Digital Playground have teamed up to make an after school special that’s going to teach you lesson worth learning…
How to fuck hot teens in the ass! Continue Reading
QUESTION: Is there a more exciting pornstar in the adult industry right now than Stevie Shae?
Though she’s been in the business for a minute, Stevie Shae’s star rose this summer after starring in Digital Playground’s Girls of Summer. Now with the release of Digital Playground‘s latest blockbuster porn movie, Apocalypse X, Stevie Shae is set to reach new heights of greatness. That shouldn’t come as a surprise because Stevie Shae is talented, sexy and cool to the core.