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  • My First Dildo: A Review

    As a man tasked with reviewing sex toys from time to time, I often find myself in the predicament of being the wrong gender. Though there are tons of sex toys for men available for you to try, they never seem to get shipped to me for free so that I can tell you whether or not they’re worth your hard-earned money.

    So when a box of dildos and vibrators arrive at my desk, I do what any man would…contact as many females I know and tell them that I have a bunch of dildos and vibrators they need to use and describe the experience in great detail. Usually that’s followed by a, “Chico, you pervert.” But then I explain its “for work” and we all good.

    Earlier this month, I made my friend Helen try the Fetish Fantasy Elite 6″ Pink G-Spot Dildo. Little did I know this was her first time ever playing with a dildo! Let’s find out how it went.  Continue Reading

    November 17, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 7682

  • Sorority Car Wash starring Dakota Skye – A Review

    “What’s sexier than watching 2 young girls wash a car? How about watching them fuck?!”

    Picture this, you’re driving down the highway, it’s hot as hell out, you’re on your way to your dead end job at the local factory. All of a sudden, on the side of the road, you spot Dakota Skye and another hot topless college babes lathering each other up and selling car washes for the local sorority. You COULD just keep driving. It’s probably just an optical illusion or mirage or something right? OR you could pull that dusty old Honda Civic in and get it washed while watching couple of nubile porn stars have lesbian sex for awhile. The choice is yours, but it seems like a pretty obvious one to me.

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    October 8, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Reviews, Sex News • Views: 7680

  • 25 Places To Masturbate Ranked From Worst To Best

    Masturbation! We all do it and there’s no reason to be ashamed of it. To make sure that you’re making the most of your masturbation, we decided to rank all 25 places to masturbate from best to worst. So let’s get straight to it!

    25. The beach

    SAND IS GOING TO GET EVERYWHERE. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE!

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    October 7, 2014 • Funny, Porn Lists • Views: 23402

  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: September 26th, 2014

    Alright all you motherfuckers! It’s the motherfucking weekend. We got sleep to catch up on. We got parties to go to. We don’t have to go to work for TWO WHOLE DAYS. It’s time to live life to its fullest.

    Here at the Sex.com Blog, we want all you motherfuckers to have the best damn weekend possible. How can a porn blog help you have the best damn weekend possible? Every Friday, we supply you with YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.

    You could spend your entire weekend searching for hot, free porn videos to fap to…or you could just let us do it for you!

    To save you time, we spend all week carefully curating the 7 best free porn videos from the past week for optimal weekend fapping.

    So let’s not delay a second longer. Let’s see the 7 best free porn videos from the past week in yet another edition of YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.

    1. Naughty slut August Ames films a sex tape in a dive bar bathroom

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    September 26, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 35190

  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: August 8th, 2014

    Despite what you might think, surfing the internet for porn is hard.

    With so much free porn on the internet, where do you start? Do you search for your favorite pornstars and hope to God that there’s something new from them? Of course, that never seems to work because how can you narrow it down to just one favorite pornstar?

    Do you just scroll through the categories on Sex.com until something catches your eye? No offense to ourselves but there’s so much free porn on Sex.com that it’s a good way to desensitize yourself to porn entirely.

    If only some awesome sex blog would make a porn playlist, right? I mean, they spend all week looking at porn…the least they could do is assemble some kind of porn playlist from videos they saw throughout the week to help you choose what to fap to over the weekend, right?

    Well, you’re in luck!

    To make surfing for porn easier, every weekend we’re going to share with our wonderful Sex.com community the Top 7 porn videos that we hope you like a lot so that we can save you the trouble of sitting hunched over your computer, holding your flaccid penis, hoping that some awesome porn video will find you.

    So here it is! The inaugural Sex.com Blog’s Weekend Porn Playlist:

    1. Tight gal Jasmin pleasuring with a dildo.

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 43365

  • Wanna Make $$$? Become a Pro Sex Toy Tester

    In the spirit of it being National Orgasm Day in the UK, I thought I’d talk about sex toys for a second.

    A lot of people dismiss sex toys as masturbation aids, something that should be enjoyed in the privacy of a masturbation session.  I know many men who are intimidated by the idea of having toys in the mix when they have sex with their partner. A lot of dudes are actually threatened by toys – I guess their line of thinking is probably: “Well if the toy can give her an orgasms 100% of the time, then why am I even here?  What’s the point?”

    Well, the point is that it can vastly improve things in the bedroom – why would you dismiss something that can make the experience more enjoyable and fun for everyone involved?  There’s hundreds and hundreds of different sex toys you can try out, of varying functions and qualities, so chances are you can find something that works for you.

    Just ask Cara Houiellebecq, a British woman who tests out and reviews sex toys as a living.

    Wanna make 15,000 British pounds a year testing sex toys?  All you gotta do is create a well-read and established adult review blog.

    Cara started by working at an adult sex toy site, then branched off on her own and created her own enterprise.  At this point she’s getting toys sent to her almost every day, her site is booming,  she’s getting consulting gigs from adult sites everywhere, and yea, she’s raking in 15,000 pounds a year to have 15 orgasms a week.  Sounds like a pretty good gig.

    In terms of couples using sex toys together, Cara states:

    My partner doesn’t see it as a threat – we always say that toys are the seasoning to a sex life – not a replacement.”

    Hey, wait a second, I work for an established sex blog also – where are all of my free sex toys?  Send me free sex toys and free money you cheap jerks in the adult manufacturing business.

    All of this to say – try out sex toys, you goddamn prudes.  Spice things up a bit.  Celebrate National Orgasm Day.  Have fun.  Sex!!!!!!!!!!

    5910715 who doesnt love some rabbit Wanna Make $$$?  Become a Pro Sex Toy Tester

    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12126

  • This Woman Had A Sex Toy Stuck Inside Of Her For 10 Years!

    (In the interest of not being accused of click-baiting you, I’ll let you know right now that the woman who had a sex toy stuck inside of her is not the woman pictured above. It’s just a hot picture courtesy of MasturbationFun on Sex.com.)

    A 38-year old Scottish woman walked in to a hospital last week only to discover that a sex toy had been lodged in her vagina for the last decade.

    Yes. You read that correctly. I’ll repeat it just in case you don’t believe me.

    A 38-year old Scottish woman walked in to a hospital last week only to discover that a sex toy had been lodged in her vagina for the last decade. 10 years! She’s had a sex toy stuck in her vagina for the last 10 years!

    STV News reports that the woman sought medical attention after contracting sepsis. Sepsis is a potentially fatal condition in which the body fends off infection by releasing chemicals into the bloodstream. While the chemicals the body releases fight the infection, they also trigger inflammation that can cause organ damage and potentially organ failure.

    The woman had also been suffering from fatigue, shaking, dramatic weight loss and incontinence. When doctors at the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary were diagnosing the woman, they just so happened to find a five-inch object (sex toy) protruding into the woman’s bladder from her vagina. When asked, “What the fuck?” by the doctors, the woman recalled that she had once used a sex toy during a sexual encounter and never removed it…10 years ago.

    Fortunately, the doctors were able to remove the decade-old sex toy surgically and repair the internal damage it did.

    So let this be a reminder to anyone that’s lost sex toys recently to check your vagina. It could be lodged against your bladder and it could be up there for 10 years without you knowing. It is remarkable to me that only when she was near-death did she remember what happened to that old sex toy.

    Be safe out there guys! Keep track of your sex toys! Don’t let your body hog them!

    [h/t: STV News]

    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12603

  • New Sex Toy, Gaga, Lets You See The Gross Insides of Your Body

    Ever thought to yourself: man, I like using this dildo a lot, but I really wish that I could simultaneously see the inside of my own body in all of its fleshy glory while pleasuring myself?  If the answer to that question is yes, well, that’s kinda weird buddy.  But I won’t judge you, because I’ve seen much, much, much, much weirder shit while working at Sex.com

    The Gaga costs $180, which is pretty fucking steep for a sex toy.  But it includes the toy, a camera, a built-in light, as well as a USB charger and some other crap.  Personally, I don’t really see the appeal.  What if you stick it in your butt and see some poop?  Gross.

    Yes, I just dropped a bit of a poop joke.  What up, readers?

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    July 22, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 7017

  • Belle Knox’s Secret Stash Of Homemade Porn

    As some of you may already know, school’s out for the summer. Unfortunately that means young people are literally everywhere with absolutely nothing do, thus endangering the lives of adults everywhere. Though this summer, at least one young person is doing something cool…

    I’m of course talking about none other than the world famous Duke University pornstar Belle Knox.

    Belle Knox is currently doing an internship with Pornhub for the summer. What does that entail exactly? Well, if you’ve ever had a summer internship, you know that there’s nothing to do other than get bossed around and have people talk about your inadequacies when they think you can’t hear them but you heard every word they said and you spend the rest of the day contemplating whether or not it would be professional suicide to confront them about their harsh words but then again you don’t want to spend the next two months as their good-natured doormat either.  Ah yes, internships truly do suck.

    Belle’s on the other hand doesn’t sound so bad. Pornhub’s been teaching her all about internet marketing, branding, how the tube sites work and so on and so forth. It’s a good opportunity for someone who was unjustly thrust into the position of “Face of the Porn Industry” by the mainstream media to get a fuller understanding of how the adult industry works in this.

    Unfortunately, Belle’s internship means that she has to take time away from her other job as a pornstar…or does it?

    To keep herself in top pornstar condition during her internship, Belle Knox has been maintaining a surprisingly under-viewed Pornhub account and uploading homemade porn videos. So let’s appreciate Belle Knox’s dedication to her fans by watching some videos from Belle Knox’s secret stash of homemade porn videos:

    To stay up to date on Belle Knox’s secret stash of homemade porn videos, check out her Pornhub channel here: BELLE KNOX ON PORNHUB.

    And when you see something you like, don’t forget to pin it to your Sex.com boards!

    July 1, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 14144

  • Send Yourself 3D Printed Dildos With This Cool Website

    They’re doing some really amazing things with 3D printing technology these days. They’re creating more efficient casts, printing cheaper and more accessible prosthetic limbs, and some people are even messing around with the idea of printing FOOD. Yes, that’s right, your Star Trek fuelled fantasies of a food replicator might someday become a reality thanks to 3D printing.

    All of that stuff is cool and important, but it’s not exactly fun. What kind of stuff can an average-Joe-four-limbs like myself print using a 3D printer? Well, check this site out:

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    June 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 21441