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  • The 10 Hottest Lesbian Porn Pairings of 2014

    There’s only one thing that we like better than watching a hot pornstar cum all over a big, hard cock and that’s watching hot pornstars get off from some scintillating lesbian sex.

    I must admit that lesbian porn is my favorite genre of porn videos because I love pornstars and lesbian porn, by definition, must feature at least two gorgeous pornstars making each other cum.

    For me, good lesbian porn all starts with the casting. 99% of girls who do lesbian porn are already hot. In order to keep your attention for more than a minute to check out their hot bodies, lesbian porn videos need chemistry between its stars.

    Does this crackpot lesbian porn theory make any sense to you guys?

    The point is this: great lesbian porn videos start with pairing the right pornstars with each other. This year, we saw a lot of sexy pornstar pairings in lesbian porn videos, but for the sake of our on-going Best of 2014 series, here are the top 10 hottest lesbian porn pairings of 2014! (Really though, this could have easily been a top 100). Continue Reading

    December 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 8348

  • Anna Kendrick, Dildo Expert

    Last night on Letterman, Dave debuted a new holiday toy called the Cat Paw.

    His guest, Anna Kendrick, was quick to point out that Dave’s Cat Paw toy is really just a repackaged, furry dildo.

    Watch Anna Kendrick know a dildo when she sees it below.  Continue Reading

    December 17, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 5658

  • I Cloned My Willy With The Clone-A-Willy Kit and My Girlfriend Dumped Me

    Writing the Sex.com Blog comes with its fair share of perks. The biggest perk by far is receiving unsolicited packages in the mail (especially when they’re not riddled with an anthrax-like powder).

    A few weeks ago, I received a package that didn’t contain any anthrax-like powders. Instead, to my surprise, there was a Clone-A-Willy Kit for me to try.

    For those of you unfamiliar with the Clone-A-Willy Kit, it’s exactly what the name suggests. It’s a kit that contains everything you need to make a dildo that is replica of your penis in a matter of hours.

    Sounds fun, right? Who doesn’t want a dildo molded after their own penis?

    But there’s a problem with the Clone-A-Willy Kit that I could have never anticipated…It works too well!  Continue Reading

    December 10, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 3335

  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: December 5th, 2014

    Guess who’s back! Back again!

    Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist is back! Tell a friend!

    Yes, once again, the Sex.com Blog staff spent a good chunk of our week combing through the free porn videos on Sex.com to select the seven hottest free porn videos for your viewing pleasure.

    Rather than waste all weekend trying to find the best porn yourself, we’ve done it for you!

    Let’s see the 7 hottest free porn of the week in another edition of Your Weekend Free Porn PlaylistContinue Reading

    December 5, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 20230

  • My First Dildo: A Review

    As a man tasked with reviewing sex toys from time to time, I often find myself in the predicament of being the wrong gender. Though there are tons of sex toys for men available for you to try, they never seem to get shipped to me for free so that I can tell you whether or not they’re worth your hard-earned money.

    So when a box of dildos and vibrators arrive at my desk, I do what any man would…contact as many females I know and tell them that I have a bunch of dildos and vibrators they need to use and describe the experience in great detail. Usually that’s followed by a, “Chico, you pervert.” But then I explain its “for work” and we all good.

    Earlier this month, I made my friend Helen try the Fetish Fantasy Elite 6″ Pink G-Spot Dildo. Little did I know this was her first time ever playing with a dildo! Let’s find out how it went.  Continue Reading

    November 17, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 8461

  • Sorority Car Wash starring Dakota Skye – A Review

    “What’s sexier than watching 2 young girls wash a car? How about watching them fuck?!”

    Picture this, you’re driving down the highway, it’s hot as hell out, you’re on your way to your dead end job at the local factory. All of a sudden, on the side of the road, you spot Dakota Skye and another hot topless college babes lathering each other up and selling car washes for the local sorority. You COULD just keep driving. It’s probably just an optical illusion or mirage or something right? OR you could pull that dusty old Honda Civic in and get it washed while watching couple of nubile porn stars have lesbian sex for awhile. The choice is yours, but it seems like a pretty obvious one to me.

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    October 8, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Reviews, Sex News • Views: 8157

  • 25 Places To Masturbate Ranked From Worst To Best

    Masturbation! We all do it and there’s no reason to be ashamed of it. To make sure that you’re making the most of your masturbation, we decided to rank all 25 places to masturbate from best to worst. So let’s get straight to it!

    25. The beach

    SAND IS GOING TO GET EVERYWHERE. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE!

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    October 7, 2014 • Funny, Porn Lists • Views: 26823

  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: September 26th, 2014

    Alright all you motherfuckers! It’s the motherfucking weekend. We got sleep to catch up on. We got parties to go to. We don’t have to go to work for TWO WHOLE DAYS. It’s time to live life to its fullest.

    Here at the Sex.com Blog, we want all you motherfuckers to have the best damn weekend possible. How can a porn blog help you have the best damn weekend possible? Every Friday, we supply you with YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.

    You could spend your entire weekend searching for hot, free porn videos to fap to…or you could just let us do it for you!

    To save you time, we spend all week carefully curating the 7 best free porn videos from the past week for optimal weekend fapping.

    So let’s not delay a second longer. Let’s see the 7 best free porn videos from the past week in yet another edition of YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.

    1. Naughty slut August Ames films a sex tape in a dive bar bathroom

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    September 26, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 37000

  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: August 8th, 2014

    Despite what you might think, surfing the internet for porn is hard.

    With so much free porn on the internet, where do you start? Do you search for your favorite pornstars and hope to God that there’s something new from them? Of course, that never seems to work because how can you narrow it down to just one favorite pornstar?

    Do you just scroll through the categories on Sex.com until something catches your eye? No offense to ourselves but there’s so much free porn on Sex.com that it’s a good way to desensitize yourself to porn entirely.

    If only some awesome sex blog would make a porn playlist, right? I mean, they spend all week looking at porn…the least they could do is assemble some kind of porn playlist from videos they saw throughout the week to help you choose what to fap to over the weekend, right?

    Well, you’re in luck!

    To make surfing for porn easier, every weekend we’re going to share with our wonderful Sex.com community the Top 7 porn videos that we hope you like a lot so that we can save you the trouble of sitting hunched over your computer, holding your flaccid penis, hoping that some awesome porn video will find you.

    So here it is! The inaugural Sex.com Blog’s Weekend Porn Playlist:

    1. Tight gal Jasmin pleasuring with a dildo.

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 44686

  • Wanna Make $$$? Become a Pro Sex Toy Tester

    In the spirit of it being National Orgasm Day in the UK, I thought I’d talk about sex toys for a second.

    A lot of people dismiss sex toys as masturbation aids, something that should be enjoyed in the privacy of a masturbation session.  I know many men who are intimidated by the idea of having toys in the mix when they have sex with their partner. A lot of dudes are actually threatened by toys – I guess their line of thinking is probably: “Well if the toy can give her an orgasms 100% of the time, then why am I even here?  What’s the point?”

    Well, the point is that it can vastly improve things in the bedroom – why would you dismiss something that can make the experience more enjoyable and fun for everyone involved?  There’s hundreds and hundreds of different sex toys you can try out, of varying functions and qualities, so chances are you can find something that works for you.

    Just ask Cara Houiellebecq, a British woman who tests out and reviews sex toys as a living.

    Wanna make 15,000 British pounds a year testing sex toys?  All you gotta do is create a well-read and established adult review blog.

    Cara started by working at an adult sex toy site, then branched off on her own and created her own enterprise.  At this point she’s getting toys sent to her almost every day, her site is booming,  she’s getting consulting gigs from adult sites everywhere, and yea, she’s raking in 15,000 pounds a year to have 15 orgasms a week.  Sounds like a pretty good gig.

    In terms of couples using sex toys together, Cara states:

    My partner doesn’t see it as a threat – we always say that toys are the seasoning to a sex life – not a replacement.”

    Hey, wait a second, I work for an established sex blog also – where are all of my free sex toys?  Send me free sex toys and free money you cheap jerks in the adult manufacturing business.

    All of this to say – try out sex toys, you goddamn prudes.  Spice things up a bit.  Celebrate National Orgasm Day.  Have fun.  Sex!!!!!!!!!!

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    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12482

  • This Woman Had A Sex Toy Stuck Inside Of Her For 10 Years!

    (In the interest of not being accused of click-baiting you, I’ll let you know right now that the woman who had a sex toy stuck inside of her is not the woman pictured above. It’s just a hot picture courtesy of MasturbationFun on Sex.com.)

    A 38-year old Scottish woman walked in to a hospital last week only to discover that a sex toy had been lodged in her vagina for the last decade.

    Yes. You read that correctly. I’ll repeat it just in case you don’t believe me.

    A 38-year old Scottish woman walked in to a hospital last week only to discover that a sex toy had been lodged in her vagina for the last decade. 10 years! She’s had a sex toy stuck in her vagina for the last 10 years!

    STV News reports that the woman sought medical attention after contracting sepsis. Sepsis is a potentially fatal condition in which the body fends off infection by releasing chemicals into the bloodstream. While the chemicals the body releases fight the infection, they also trigger inflammation that can cause organ damage and potentially organ failure.

    The woman had also been suffering from fatigue, shaking, dramatic weight loss and incontinence. When doctors at the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary were diagnosing the woman, they just so happened to find a five-inch object (sex toy) protruding into the woman’s bladder from her vagina. When asked, “What the fuck?” by the doctors, the woman recalled that she had once used a sex toy during a sexual encounter and never removed it…10 years ago.

    Fortunately, the doctors were able to remove the decade-old sex toy surgically and repair the internal damage it did.

    So let this be a reminder to anyone that’s lost sex toys recently to check your vagina. It could be lodged against your bladder and it could be up there for 10 years without you knowing. It is remarkable to me that only when she was near-death did she remember what happened to that old sex toy.

    Be safe out there guys! Keep track of your sex toys! Don’t let your body hog them!

    [h/t: STV News]

    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 13077

  • New Sex Toy, Gaga, Lets You See The Gross Insides of Your Body

    Ever thought to yourself: man, I like using this dildo a lot, but I really wish that I could simultaneously see the inside of my own body in all of its fleshy glory while pleasuring myself?  If the answer to that question is yes, well, that’s kinda weird buddy.  But I won’t judge you, because I’ve seen much, much, much, much weirder shit while working at Sex.com

    The Gaga costs $180, which is pretty fucking steep for a sex toy.  But it includes the toy, a camera, a built-in light, as well as a USB charger and some other crap.  Personally, I don’t really see the appeal.  What if you stick it in your butt and see some poop?  Gross.

    Yes, I just dropped a bit of a poop joke.  What up, readers?

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    July 22, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 7242

  • Belle Knox’s Secret Stash Of Homemade Porn

    As some of you may already know, school’s out for the summer. Unfortunately that means young people are literally everywhere with absolutely nothing do, thus endangering the lives of adults everywhere. Though this summer, at least one young person is doing something cool…

    I’m of course talking about none other than the world famous Duke University pornstar Belle Knox.

    Belle Knox is currently doing an internship with Pornhub for the summer. What does that entail exactly? Well, if you’ve ever had a summer internship, you know that there’s nothing to do other than get bossed around and have people talk about your inadequacies when they think you can’t hear them but you heard every word they said and you spend the rest of the day contemplating whether or not it would be professional suicide to confront them about their harsh words but then again you don’t want to spend the next two months as their good-natured doormat either.  Ah yes, internships truly do suck.

    Belle’s on the other hand doesn’t sound so bad. Pornhub’s been teaching her all about internet marketing, branding, how the tube sites work and so on and so forth. It’s a good opportunity for someone who was unjustly thrust into the position of “Face of the Porn Industry” by the mainstream media to get a fuller understanding of how the adult industry works in this.

    Unfortunately, Belle’s internship means that she has to take time away from her other job as a pornstar…or does it?

    To keep herself in top pornstar condition during her internship, Belle Knox has been maintaining a surprisingly under-viewed Pornhub account and uploading homemade porn videos. So let’s appreciate Belle Knox’s dedication to her fans by watching some videos from Belle Knox’s secret stash of homemade porn videos:

    To stay up to date on Belle Knox’s secret stash of homemade porn videos, check out her Pornhub channel here: BELLE KNOX ON PORNHUB.

    And when you see something you like, don’t forget to pin it to your Sex.com boards!

    July 1, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 14727

  • Send Yourself 3D Printed Dildos With This Cool Website

    They’re doing some really amazing things with 3D printing technology these days. They’re creating more efficient casts, printing cheaper and more accessible prosthetic limbs, and some people are even messing around with the idea of printing FOOD. Yes, that’s right, your Star Trek fuelled fantasies of a food replicator might someday become a reality thanks to 3D printing.

    All of that stuff is cool and important, but it’s not exactly fun. What kind of stuff can an average-Joe-four-limbs like myself print using a 3D printer? Well, check this site out:

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    June 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 21792

  • Masturbate As Much As Possible for Masturbation Month

    May is usually associated with warm weather, blooming trees, flowers and getting day-drunk every day in the park while skipping as much work as possible.  Did you also know that May is the unofficial month celebrating  masturbation?  IT’S TRUE.

    I know that, considering the fact that you are currently reading articles on a pornography site’s blog, you likely celebrate masturbation every single minute of every day of every month, but for all the prudes/squares out there, now’s your chance to whip it out on the regular and masturbate freely.

    I say unofficial because Masturbation Month is not (yet) recognized by the UN.

    Good Vibrations, an online sex toy provider, started up Masturbation Month in 1995 to pay respects to former Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders, who was given the boot by conservatives for suggesting that masturbation should be taught to school children as a safe and natural sexual practice.

    Masturbation Month is used to promote Elders’ message of masturbation education, while also acting as a ‘fuck you’ to the stuffy old bigwigs who like to plug their ears, chant “la la la la,” and pretend like the concept of sex doesn’t enter anyone’s minds until they step into their wedding suite.  Fuck those bigwigs!

    Beyond acting as a form of peaceful protest, masturbation has several benefits that you should know about so you don’t get immediately stricken with crippling Catholic guild as soon as you rub one out:

    1) It feels good.  Masturbation feels great, and you don’t even need to seduce anyone to do it.  For someone like me, who is so good looking that people are too intimidated to have sex with me, this is an important point.

    2) It makes your sex life better.  Masturbation can help you increase your sexual stamina, and it can also help you determine what feels good, important information that you can pass on to your partner when they humor you with yet another handjob.

    3) It has health benefits.  You can lose weight through masturbation.  Masturbation also provides a bevy of other possible medical boons, and can help you, for example, notice if you got a cancerous lump on your gonads.

    Masturbation, in a word, is awesome.  Why you tryna hate on masturbation?  Just celebrate it like the rest of the world, you dingus, and don’t feel guilty about it.

    In celebration of Masturbation Month, please peruse all of these photos of women masturbating.  To enhance your viewing pleasure, imagine that all of these photographs were taken in the month of May, masturbation month, and join in on their fun.

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    And also, while perusing Sex.com for masturbation pictures and gifs, I stumbled upon this one. Whoever uploaded this is my hero:

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    For more info about Masturbation Month, visit the Good Vibrations website.

    May 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 17115

  • Miley Cyrus Showed 17 Million People Her Fisting Dildo

    miley cyrus hand dildo Miley Cyrus Showed 17 Million People Her Fisting Dildo

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    As an internet-famous person, I can tell you first hand that fame has a way of has a way of turning you into a sex-crazed, attention-starved maniac.

    For proof of this, we need only to look to actual famous person Miley Cyrus, who already totally synonymous with sex-crazed, attention-starved manic already. But in typical Miley fashion, she’s taken it to a whole new level.

    On Tuesday night, Miley Cyrus tweeted a selfie that seemed innocuous, however upon closer examination it appears that her hand is actually THE HAND OF ADONIS, a 16 1/2 inch hand-shaped dildo.

    The Hand Of Adonis is designed specifically for fans of fisting. Nice Miley. Here’s the manufacturer’s description:

    NOT for the faint of heart, the Hand of Adonis is a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting. The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a ‘duck bill’ positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation. The realistic feeling, SilAgel filled rubber material is firm, yet quite flexible, and able to bend and twist for the perfect fit inside. It’s also anti-bacterial, non-toxic, and latex and cadmium free for safe enjoyment. The Hand tool is very large, quite heavy, and so not well suited to beginners, but if you’re experienced with large sized toys, you’ll love it. Check out the Fist of Adonis too!

    Some of you might be surprised to see Miley Cyrus using a 16 1/2 inch fist shaped dildo, but just to remind that Miley Cyrus is very famous. And though that might mean she gets to drink Fiji Water on a private jet, it also means that the average dildo can’t get her off anymore. :( . Poor little rich girl.

    Miley, my hands are very slender and unusually soft…so if you’re ready to take on a real fist, I’d like to nominate myself to do the honors. We can talk about what it’s like to famous and sexually depraved. It will be great.

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    The Hand of Adonis reaches into Miley’s crotch

    March 7, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2723

  • Malena Morgan: All Three Just For Me

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    Malena Morgan

    Aside from asking for sex advice, fans of the blog often ask me, “Has Malena Morgan ever done hardcore?

    While I’m flattered that you guys would ask me instead of a search engine like a normal person, it saddens me that I have to disappoint you by saying, “No. Malena Morgan has never done hardcore. She did a handjob scene with Rachel Steele but otherwise we’ll probably never see Malena Morgan with a penis ever again.”

    I’m fine with the fact that Malena Morgan doesn’t do hardcore. To see a babe as fine as Malena get naked and masturbate or sometimes have sex with other hot girls is already too good to be true.

    However, our friends at Twisty’s have found an amazing loophole get us to see Malena Morgan fucking a phallus. Fake penises.

    Yes, it’s the closest we’ll ever see to a Malena Morgan hardcore scene, and it’s pretty damn amazing.

    Malena stripping out of a white bodysuit while showering is amazing in itself, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. She takes on, not one, not two, but THREE fake penis that will quench your thirst for a Malena Morgan hardcore video.

    To see all the pictures from Malena Morgan’s simulated sex debut, please visit Twistys.com.

    And now enjoy this small sampling of Malena Morgan vs three penises.

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    I hope that this is a taste of what’s to come. I mean, Malena Morgan is already everyone’s favorite pornstar and she only does lesbian and solo porn. Can you imagine if she started doing B/G and more?

    She’d have a monopoly on all genres of porn. I, for one, welcome our new porn overlord Malena Morgan.

    February 21, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 16016

  • Sex Toy Races Are All The Rage

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    Sex Toy Races

    If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely sex toy races…is a…very good sport as well…

    For real though. Sex toy races are real because there just aren’t enough things to gamble on when you’re in Las Vegas.

    Here’s how sex toy races work:
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    May 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 562

  • Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    In part 4 of our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we told you about the Clone-A-Willy kit that lets you make dildo out of a real live penis.

    But really, do you really want to use a replica of the same boring old penis that struggles to get you off? Am I right, ladies?

    Well, thankfully Francesco Morackini has created the world’s first Dildo Maker so you can make cool new dildos right in your own home!

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    Dildo Maker

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    February 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1923

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 4) – DIY Dildos

    Oh no.

    We’re less than a week from Valentine’s Day.

    The worst part about Valentine’s Day must be seeing couples do romantic things. It’s a painful reminder that you’ve never loved anyone. The only reason that you even see anyone at all is to satisfy your sexual appetite.

    But the second worst part is definitely the shopping. Shopping is hard no matter what the occasion is. But this ain’t just any occasion. It’s Valentine’s Day. If your present stinks, you could go without sex for months! Which is totally unfair, by the way.

    To save your sex life, we here at Sex.com have taken it upon ourselves to provide the best possible gift suggestion this Valentine’s Day. That’s why we’re back with the fourth installment of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide.

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    February 8, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1158