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  • Sex.com Easter Hunt Winners, If You Don’t Claim Your Goddamn iPads by Friday I’m Throwing Them in the Garbage

    We’re such nice, wonderful people here at Sex.com.

    Also, you readers are probably mostly wonderful people.  I can’t vouch for all of you, but I mostly hope for the best.

    So what’s the deal, guys?  Why haven’t you graciously accepted the fruits of our un-ending generosity?  Why must you spit on our gifts, and tarnish Apple’s legacy with your brazen lack of response?

    I posted all of the iPad winners on your favourite blog, Sex.com.  Since I posted it on the blog, I know that you winners have seen it, because everyone loves the Sex.com blog and checks it twenty times per day, scrutinizing each post down to the last word.

    And, if by some freakish miracle you didn’t see your name on the Sex.com blog, well then, the nice people in this office sent out congratulatory e-mails to all the winners with instructions to claim your prize and have it shipped.  We DID ask for a proof of age and identification, so its possible that the remaining three no-show winners are either identity thieves on the run, not of the proper age to be viewing all of the awesome adult content on Sex.com, or they’re robots sent from the future to try and claim scientific artifacts to bring them back into the war-torn post-apocalyptic Wasteland that is Earth 2075, but they forgot their ID chips  back in New California.

    Either way, three people haven’t claimed their dope-ass prizes.  They must be totally nuts.  I wish that I didn’t work here so I could win a free iPad, but here I am, talking about free iPads like a sucker.  I’ll never have an iPad, and as a result, I am but half a man.

    These are the people we’re waiting for.  Once again, if you don’t contact us by Friday, you don’t get your iPad.  Also, you’re fucking over the other people who did respond because we’re waiting for you guys so we can mail all of these things out.  ONCE AGAIN, first name that you used to enter the contest, followed by one of your unique codes:

    Bob BZIGGJTE

    Alec RKKPNIOO

    Hnknta EVFEQSLN

    CLAIM YOUR FUCKING IPADS BY FRIDAY OR I WILL THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW.

     

    May 7, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6872

  • Get Sexy Bunny Hunt Freebie Code and Win an iPad Mini!

    Sex.com’s Sexy Bunny Hunt contest has only been live for a day now and quite a few people have already found the 10 codes necessary to enter the draw for 1 of 10 iPad Minis.

    If you’re not sure what Sex.com’s Sexy Bunny Hunt is, then you can find out everything you need to know about the contest here: SEX.COM’S SEXY BUNNY HUNT CONTEST.

    For those of you already actively searching for the Easter-themed pins and their secret codes, we’ve got a surprise for you…

    THERE’S A FREE EASTER CODE ON SEX.COM’S FACEBOOK PAGE.

    So if you haven’t found any codes yet, you’re in need of just one more, or you just want to say what up to Sex.com on Facebook, you can do that by visiting Sex.com’s Facebook page: Sex.com on Facebook.

    To get a free code from Sex.com’s Facebook page, all you have to do is the following.

    1. LIKE Sex.com’s Facebook page.

    2. Share this post:

    FBSEX edit Get Sexy Bunny Hunt Freebie Code and Win an iPad Mini!

    MAKE SURE YOU CLICK SHARE. We like Likes and Comments, but it’s like that old saying… “Sharing is the way to get a free Easter code for the iPad Mini draw.”

    3. Sit back and wait for your code to arrive in your Messages.

    And just a reminder, only residents of the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Netherlands, France, Italy, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Switzerland, Ireland, Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Portugal, and Greece are allowed to participate.

    Sorry all of Eastern Europe, South America, Africa, Asia, and Oceania. We still love you, but you’re just too darn hard to ship to.

    So what are you waiting for? Don’t you want to be in the draw for 1 of 10 iPad Minis? I do but I can’t because “Chico, you’re an employee.” That’s the worst excuse I ever heard. So even if you don’t want to win an iPad Mini, the least you can do is win an iPad Mini for your old pal Chimpoy Dustpo.

    That’s enough moping around.

    GET YOUR FREEBIE #SEXYBUNNY CODE ON SEX.COM’S FACEBOOK PAGE.

    FIND THE EASTER PINS ON SEX.COM

     

    Also, if I may, I’d like to thank Tasha Reign for being the star of Sex.com Sexy Bunny Hunt. And not only is Tasha Reign the star of the Sexy Bunny Hunt, she’s also letting Sex.com users join her exclusive site TASHAREIGN.COM for $9.95 for a month! That’s $20 off the regular price of a month pass to TASHAREING.COM. So go claim your discounted membership now:

    $9.95 UNLIMITED ACCESS TO TASHAREIGN.COM.

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    April 14, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 12989

  • Find 10 Easter Pins on Sex.com and You Could Win an iPad Mini!

    Easter! That magical time of year where we commemorate the death and rebirth of our lord and saviour the Easter Bunny with the hiding and finding colorful eggs followed by stuffing our faces with chocolate until the acne we thought we took care of in college comes back.

    This year, Sex.com has decided to do something special for Easter. We’re having a draw to give away 10 iPad Minis®Yes, you read that correctly. 10 iPad Minis®.

    How do you win an iPad Mini from Sex.com?

    IT’S SO EASY.

    Starting at MIDNIGHT ON SUNDAY APRIL 13th, 2014, 1000’s and 1000’s of special Easter-themed pins will be hidden in pins all over Sex.com.

    To enter the draw for 1 of 10 iPad Minis®, you need to find all 10 special Easter-themed pins on Sex.com. Each Easter pin when found, will pop up with a secret, unique code. Copy that code and save it. When you’ve found ten codes, send them all in one email to contests@sex.com and you’ll be entered into the iPad Mini® draw.

    So if you see a pin that looks Easter-ish, click it and if you see the image below, then you’ve got yourself a code!

    sexybunny Find 10 Easter Pins on Sex.com and You Could Win an iPad Mini!

    Find this 10 times and you could win an iPad Mini®!

    Before you start looking for sexy bunnies, make sure you’re familiar with the contest rules:

    1. ONLY SEND ONE EMAIL WITH 10 CODES. Do not send 10 individual emails or 2 emails with 5 codes each. Send one email with all ten codes.
    2. All entrants must be of Age Of Majority in their region to be eligible to win. If selected in the draw, you’ll be asked to provide proof of legal age.
    3. All entrants must be legal residents of the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Netherlands, France, Italy, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Switzerland, Ireland, Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Portugal, and Greece.
    4. Entrants must find 10 unique Easter Pin codes on Sex.com
    5. Sharing of codes is not allowed.
    6. Emails submitting the 10 codes to enter the draw for an iPad mini® must be sent by Midnight Monday April 21st, 2014.
    7. Entrants must provide initials, pseudonyms, or region so that they can identify themselves anonymously when winners are announced.
    8. Only one entry is allowed per user.
    9. You DO NOT need a Sex.com account to participate in the contest, however your odds of finding the Easter Pins are higher if you do have a Sex.com account.
    10. 10 winners will be selected by random draw on April 25th, 2014.
    11. iPads® will not be shipped to PO boxes.

    Now on to some important but boring information about the contest…

    Contest Terms and Conditions
    1. Entrants must send entries as required in the contest announcement in order to be eligible. Entries received after the deadline set forth in the contest announcement are ineligible, null, and void. Sex.com will not be responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries. Sex.comis not responsible for entries that are sent but not received by Sex.com for any reason.
    2. Entrants must be prepared to present proof of age and identity provided they are selected as contest winners in order to confirm the winner’s identity.
    3. All winners will be notified by the email they provided to Sex.com when they initially entered the contest.
    If the winner does not respond to the notification within five (5) business days, another winner will be chosen. Failure to respond within the time frame listed above shall mean that the provisional winner forfeits the prize.
    4. Only one entry per person will be considered for contest entry.
    5. You acknowledge and agree that Sex.com shall have no obligation to post, display, or otherwise make publicly available any Materials submitted by you.
    6. All entrants and winners must be of Age of Majority in their region, unless otherwise stated or posted.
    7. Winners may not request substitutions of prize winnings.
    8. Neither Sex.com nor its officers, directors, employees, agents, successors, or assigns shall be liable for any warranty, costs, damage, injury, or any other claims incurred as a result of the usage of a prize by any winner including but in no way limited to each and every aspect of the taking of a trip or tour as part of a contest prize. Sex.com is not liable for any loss arising out of or in connection with any contest promoted by Sex.com.
    9. Sex.com is not responsible for any loss of prizes due to shipping error.
    10. If the specified prize becomes unavailable for any reason, Sex.com in its sole and absolute discretion may substitute a prize of like or equal value.
    11. Sex.com reserves the right in its sole and absolute discretion to terminate any contest at any time without prior notice.
    12. Sex.com reserves the right in its sole and absolute discretion to alter any contest rules at any time.
    13. By entering a contest, you conclusively are deemed to have agreed to be bound by these contest rules and terms and conditions as well as by any rules specific to such contest. This is an irrevocable condition of entry.
    14. The odds of winning depend upon the number of entries received and cannot be determined in advance.
    15. No purchase or payment of any consideration is necessary to enter the contest.
    16. Sex.com will not be responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries. Sex.com is not responsible for entries that are sent but not received by Sex.com for any reason.
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    And finally we’d like to thank Tasha Reign for being the star of Sex.com Sexy Bunny Hunt. Not only is Tasha the star of the Sexy Bunny Hunt, she’s also letting Sex.com users join her exclusive site TASHAREIGN.COM for $9.95 for a month! That’s $20 off the regular price of a month pass to TASHAREING.COM. So go claim your discounted membership now:

    $9.95 UNLIMITED ACCESS TO TASHAREIGN.COM.

    Google+Cover 1 Find 10 Easter Pins on Sex.com and You Could Win an iPad Mini!

    GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

    Easter! That magical time of year where we commemorate the death and rebirth of our lord and saviour the Easter Bunny with the hiding and finding colorful eggs followed by stuffing our faces with chocolate until the acne we thought we took care of in college comes back. This year, Sex.com has decided to do something special for Easter. We're having a draw to give away 10 iPad Minis®. Yes, you read that correctly. 10 iPad Minis®. How do you win an iPad Mini from Sex.com? IT'S SO EASY. Starting at MIDNIGHT ON SUNDAY APRIL 13th, 2014, 1000's and 1000's of special Easter-themed pins will be hidden in pins all over Sex.com. To enter the draw for 1 of 10 iPad Minis®, you need to find all 10 special Easter-themed pins on Sex.com. Each Easter pin when found, will pop up with a secret, unique code. Copy that code and save it. When you've found ten codes, send them all in one email to contests@sex.com and you'll be entered into the iPad Mini® draw. So if you see a pin that looks Easter-ish, click it and if you see the image below, then you've got yourself a code! Find this 10 times and you could win an iPad Mini®! Before you start looking for sexy bunnies, make sure you're familiar with the contest rules: ONLY SEND ONE EMAIL WITH 10 CODES. Do not send 10 individual emails or 2 emails with 5 codes each. Send one email with all ten codes. All entrants must be of Age Of Majority in their region to be eligible to win. If selected in the draw, you'll be asked to provide proof of legal age. All entrants must be legal residents of the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Netherlands, France, Italy, Spain, Sweden, Norway, Switzerland, Ireland, Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, Portugal, and Greece. Entrants must find 10 unique Easter Pin codes on Sex.com Sharing of codes is not allowed. Emails submitting the 10 codes to enter the draw for an iPad mini® must be sent by Midnight Monday April 21st, 2014. Entrants must provide initials, pseudonyms, or region so that they can identify themselves anonymously when winners are announced. Only one entry is allowed per user. You DO NOT need a Sex.com account to participate in the contest, however your odds of finding the Easter Pins are higher if you do have a Sex.com account. 10 winners will be selected by random draw on April 25th, 2014. iPads® will not be shipped to PO boxes. Now on to some important but boring information about the contest... Contest Terms and Conditions 1. Entrants must send entries as required in the contest announcement in order to be eligible. Entries received after the deadline set forth in the contest announcement are ineligible, null, and void. Sex.com will not be responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries. Sex.comis not responsible for entries that are sent but not received by Sex.com for any reason. 2. Entrants…

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    Are you guys psyched to win an iPad?

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    April 11, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 41427