• Sex dolls can be currency in Siberia

    Blow up dolls are a satisfactory substitute for your human girlfriend

    Given the worldwide recession we’ve all been dealing with for some time now, a few radicals have proposed the notion that we abolish our current monetary system and replace it with a barter system.

    I’ve yet to see any reason to get rid of money because who doesn’t love money? It looks good, it smells good, it feels good. Everything about money is good, minus the fact that there is never enough of it lying around in gigantic piles. However, a Siberian sex shop owner has suddenly made the idea of a bartering system very attractive. Allow me to explain.

    What do you do if you own a sex shop with some tax discrepancies in Siberia? Well, the first thing you do is think about how you can move the fuck out of Siberia. But that won’t get the tax man off your back.

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    January 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 522

  • Canada gets kinkier without hockey

    Traditional throwing of the dildos at hockey game

    Every now and then, we are forced to ask ourselves, “What’s going on in Canada?”

    Like drunkenly texting a girl at four in the morning that you promised yourself you would never see again because every time you hook it’s fine but there’s a sense of guilt that you just can’t shake because you know she wants to get serious and you’re just looking for a good time but you’re wasted and lonely so you do it anyways and learn to live with being a douchebag, we look north to Canada to say, “Sup? Want to meet up in like 20 minutes?”

    In other words, sorry but this blog has reached rock-bottom by talking about Canada.

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    November 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 498