Honestly, I’m really losing sight of why I have Instagram the more they delete the sexy pics of famous/semi-famous/somewhat well-known babes.
If you’ve been to your local newsstand lately (lol. jk. print media is dead), you may have noticed that the busty and bodacious “Blurred Lines” babe Emily Ratajkowski has graced the cover of this month’s GQ wearing hardly anything at all.
GQ has just declared Emily Ratajkowski to be the “Girl of the Summer” 2014. Doesn’t that sound terribly anachronistic? I mean…the “Blurred Lines” music video came out in March 2013 and that secured Emily Ratajkowski as “Girl of the Summer” 2013…didn’t it?
All last summer, I couldn’t go on the internet without seeing new pictures of the hot, new busty brunette with a name whose pronunciation was open to so many different interpretations.
The reason GQ has given Emily Ratajkowski “Girl of the Summer” for a second year in a row is because they’re starting to hype up Emily’s fancy new acting career. You see, Emily Ratajkowski has a role in the new David Fincher movie Gone Girl that’s set to come out in October. By driving it into our heads that Emily Ratajkowski is more than a hot babe who shows her big tits to the internet in tasteful ways, there won’t be such a backlash when we see her feature film debut. And if we accept her as an actress, then she’ll just be an actress.
The real question is: can Emily Ratajkowski act?
Probably. I seem to remember getting an A in my high school drama class for not even showing up, so it’s my understanding that acting is extremely easy.
But luckily, if Emily Ratajkowski foray into acting doesn’t work out, at least she has something to fall back on…posing basically nude:
Oh Emily. So glad you’re back.
You might be wondering…where did Emily Ratajkowski go? It sure didn’t seem like she went anywhere. In fact, she totally blew up. Pulling in that Sports Illustrated money, know what I mean?
Well that’s the whole point. She didn’t go anywhere but up. Over the course of last year, Emily Ratajkowski’s profile grew higher and higher to the point where it looked like she would never pose nude again.
That’s what happens with models like Emily Ratajkowski. They get their big break in the buff and all of a sudden when they’re the hottest ticket in town, they’re too good to flash a little bit of tit.
As you know, I’ve never met Emily Ratajkowski. But those who have say that she’s real smart and sweet. Of course, whenever I heard that description of Emily I’d roll my eyes in frustration. Smart enough to use her naked body and big tits to get everyone’s attention but not sweet enough to continue getting undressed once she starts cashing big, fat cheques.
But I’m happy to announce that Emily Ratajkowski is getting topless again!
I’m not sure where they’re from or what they’re for, but who cares? Emily Ratajkowski nude in the shower is all I need to see to be totally on board for whatever this is. So please, be thankful that Emily is smart enough to get her big break taking her clothes off and sweet enough to continue taking off her clothes even though she can totally get jobs where nudity is not a requirement.
Emily Ratajkowski is sexy as hell. She’s also one of the fashion industry’s biggest ‘IT GIRLS‘ right now. She has spent some time modelling for photo shoots and magazine covers, but seems to be really breaking into the mainstream with her crossover into the music video industry.
If you like trying to find music videos that have partial nudity in them (like me!) then you’ve probably already seen Emily’s main claim to fame. She recently starred in the music video for Robin Thicke’s dumb, boring pop jam “Blurred Lines.”
If I could trade places with anyone in the world it would probably be Terry Richardson.
Because from what I can tell, all he does is get the hottest models and celebrities in the world to come over to his studio and take off all their clothes.
It’s like he’s a superhero or something.
Anyways, today Terry shared some outtakes from his GQ photo shoot with Emily Ratajkowski and it’s exactly what you expect: white background, Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs. What more could you ask for?
Don’t worry! Emily Ratajkowski is here to spread Christmas cheer by showing off that sexy body in some festive lingerie!
Let’s get into the Christmas spirit with some help from Emily Ratajkowski’s sexiness:
You know what I don’t get?
Why does Ms Claus always have to be some old lady? Why can’t she be a sexy fox like Emily Ratajkowski? Obviously Santa is a huge pimp, everyone loves him. You’d think he’d be able to pull a hottie up to the North Pole so that she could give his North Pole a polishing…or a ride?
Excuse. Emily Ratajkowski has filled me with horny feelings and holiday cheer. It’s very confusing.
I don’t know how or why, but it looks like everyone’s favorite nude model Emily Ratajkowski went to a super fashionable orgy.
Thankfully, it was a pictures-allowed orgy. Let’s look at Emily Ratajkowski’s fashion orgy now!
Where was my invite?
Emily, next time you’re going to an orgy let me know. Or if you’d prefer the solo-Dusty experience, I’ll make myself available. Just get at me girl.
We spend a lot of time here focusing on women taking off their clothes. So once a season I like to mix it up by giving you a sexy fashion tip. Because let’s face it, there’s more to being sexy than just having a killer body and a cool personality. There is an element of presentation that often gets overlooked when we talk about sexy.
Presentation is key because it when done properly, you can arouse your partner visually.
Think about it this way. If I asked you to make a choice between eating a steak dinner nicely arranged with all your favorite sides on a plate or out of a wooden trough, which would you choose?
Personally, I would choose the trough because I’m a pig. But I’m guessing that you would choose the nice one because of it’s presentation!
So what should you be wearing for the rest of the Fall season to maximize your sex appeal? Continue Reading
Remember a few months ago when Robin Thicke dropped “Blurred Lines” and everyone went crazy because you could see Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs on Youtube?
We all like boobs but for some crazy reason there are people who are offended by boobs. I know, it’s crazy. Who the heck doesn’t like boobs?
Who’s that girl?
Why it’s Emily Ratajkowski (do yourself a favor and click her name to see all of Emily’s pictures on Sex.com).
You may recognize Emily Ratajkowski as the nude babe from Robin Thicke‘s Blurred Lines video. Yes, Emily Ratajkowski is the babe so hot that Youtube had to ban that #1 single’s music video because she was prancing around naked.
Just now, I was surfing the internet to find something to blog about for y’all and I read the headline: “Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’ is the Best Song of the Summer.”