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  • One Day At The Happy Ending Massage Parlor – PART 3

    Click here for Part 1. Click here for Part 2.

    We take a little break from the questions, and Yanik asks Maya, his favorite masseuse, to give us a tour of the parlor. The salon is quite small and contains only three massage rooms. In each room, there’s a massage bed in the centre, a few generic mass-produced pieces of wall art, and a towel storage console – the type of stuff you’d find in any normal spa. The shower inside the room and the funky neon lighting, however, give away that this isn’t your standard spa.

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    As we explore the massage parlor facilities, taking photos on our smartphones as we go, Maya describes how the girls become experts of seduction. She elaborates: “It’s all about the first impression, here we have to create a fascinating experience for the client. He’s the king and he’s treated as such.”

    The girls put a lot of emphasis on their looks: they wear expensive perfumes, under their robes, they wear sexy lingerie (or sometimes nothing at all), and of course, high heels are key. Erotic music, scented candles and hot oil give the encounter a sensual touch. “That’s why clients always come back, we become secret lovers caught in ephemeral passion.”

    Maya concludes, “a lot of people ask me how a typical day for me is. I always respond that there is not a typical day in this profession. Every day is different. Even if you have been with the same client 100 times, it’s never the same. You never know what to expect from him and he never knows what to expect from you. It’s not like a traditional relationship – it has that touch of impossible and forbidden, which makes it deliciously unexpected. That’s why I love my job and even if it has left me some painful scars, I’m somehow madly in love with it.”

    Maria and I are so intrigued by the roll of her words, but alas, our time is up and we have to head back to real work. We set up a later date with Maya, to hear more about her riveting life and work as a masseuse, webcam girl, dominatrix, escort, and sex work advocate.

    As we kiss Maya goodbye, Yanik catches up to us “Hey girls, you’re leaving already? I thought you were going to get a massage, you know, to get the whole experience.” He winks.

    Maria and I blush and giggle, “We’re good! Maybe some other time!” We joke.

    As soon as we step out, we look at each other, and burst in unison: “Definitely some other time!”

    Stay tuned for our upcoming story on Maya.

    This visit took place at La Montréalaise, erotic massage parlor situated at 2748 Hochelaga street, Montreal (Qc), Canada.

    July 27, 2014 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 14053

  • One Day At The Happy Ending Massage Parlor – PART 2

    For Part 1, click here.

    Yanik unashamedly admits that he loves his work mainly due to its highly lucrative nature. However, he continues, his job comes with its share of challenges and sacrifices. Since the salon’s opening, Yanik has had to find creative ways to compete in the underground and unregulated market of erotic massage parlors. In Canada, a new bill, C-36, which proposes four main regulatory measures of sex work “control” is pending approval. The previous law was abolished in December 2013 because it was unanimously deemed unconstitutional. The draft legislation proposes a model that criminalizes all purchase of sexual service and all communication to offer sex services in public places. The proposed bill also criminalizes all parties who gain material benefits from sex work such as the so called “pimps”, and additionally, it pushes to ban any advertising of sexual services. Yanik and his partner have been forced to survive in a war-like grey zone where anything is permitted in the name of profit.

    These erotic parlors take part in mutual spying and sabotaging, employee poaching, aggressive pricing and promotions. The constant price gouging means that a full servicing (and we mean full) could cost as little as $140. Other salons have gone as far as sending spies to infiltrate Yanik’s staff in order to steal their operational tactics.

    He takes a pause, and Maria asks “…this seems like a lot of stress, how do you find balance between your work and your personal life?”

    Yanik responds,

    “I have three young children. I see them regularly and they know about my job. However, I’ve given up on dating for now. I’ve tried and failed at finding a woman who accepts what I do. Public opinion about my line of work is pretty set in stone. For example, I was the VP of the Vegetarian Association of Montreal, but when they found out what I do, they kicked me out. But it hasn’t deterred me from defending my profession with dignity. That’s why I’m involved with sex work advocacy.”

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    However, despite all these hardships, Yanik admits that the most difficult part of his job is managing the girls. “A lot of times, this place can literally be a kindergarten.”

    “How many girls do you have on staff?” I inquire.

    Yanik employs between 20 and 30 girls. The girls come and go. The problem is mainly when girls are scheduled, but don’t call or show up in the morning. This happens most frequently when the girls have had been particularly fruitful the night before. We ask him how he handles this problem. He tells us that they have started to implement a fine of $150 for girls that don’t show up. “It isn’t such an effective rule,” he concedes.

    When asked how he finds his girls, he responds that it’s mostly through word-of-mouth. He quickly adds that “they have to be hot, they also need to be smart enough to hold a conversation – a lot of men come in to talk. The girls need to have experience, as well. That’s a must.”

    He confides that he has stopped requesting “interview massage demonstrations” from new girls who wanted to work at his salon, for fear of being perceived as exploitative.

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    “What about STD testing?” we inquire. We find out this is actually quite a contentious issue. Because there are no clear laws regulating sex work rights and responsibilities, massage parlor owners cannot request mandatory testing – it would be considered a violation of privacy. “This is problematic, as there have been cases where clients report catching herpes and other STDs in these parlors.” He finishes, “I mean, right now, erotic salons are operating under the same permits as hair salons!”

    Continue to PART 3.

    July 26, 2014 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 18977

  • Another Semi-Nude Miley Cyrus Video

    Oh Miley Cyrus, you’re like, so sexual and promiscuous and edgy, I just don’t know how the world is going to deal with this edgy video that’s just so goddamn edgy!

    This new video, appropriately titled “Stockholm Syndrome,” is the audio-visual accompaniment to Miley’s fairly awesome and gonzo looking “Bangerz” tour.  At this point, nothing is really surprising when it comes to Miley Cyrus.  She’s been posing topless for every magazine that’ll grace their pages with her boobs, and her sexualized antics have been pasted across mainstream media for months and months.

    Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, but she certainly knows how to create substantial buzz for herself.  The video is directed by mixed media artist Quentin Jones, and mixes some nice psychedelia with suggestions of light S&M and half-naked Miley dancing around.

    I find myself liking this video and song.  It looks cool aesthetically and, to be honest, I’m a closet Miley fan.  I guess not closet anymore, because I just admitted it on your favourite blog, the Sex.com blog.  Miley Cyrus, keep on doing your thang.  It makes my job easier because I always have stuff to write about, and, despite what people might say, the more Miley Cyrus nudity there is in the world, the better.

    Here’s some Miley Cyrus pictures to remind you that, despite media over-saturation, Miley Cyrus is actually still a babe!

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    Source: mtlblog.com via firsthead on Sex.com

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    Source: mtlblog.com via firsthead on Sex.com

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    Source: c-celebs.com via dannybunny on Sex.com

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    And here’s some proof that BDSM themed photos, which you can find plenty of in the Sex.com BDSM category, isn’t all that scary and can be really hot. Though obviously a lot of it is really weird and scary (to me).

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    May 5, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 21530

  • Keir Alexa Wohlman on Necker Island

    I’m not exactly sure who Keir Alexa Wohlman is.  I did my research, so its not my fault!

    There just isn’t much substantial information about this hottie who posed in yet another fashion/erotica/soft core porn photo shoot.  I do have to hand it to Treats Magazine, who continue to fight the good fight by incorporating a vast amount of nudity in all of their photo shoots.  Keep it up!

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    April 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 21410

  • Sex.com + Caro’s Erotic Jewellery: A Valentine’s Day Contest

    caros sexcom Sex.com + Caros Erotic Jewellery: A Valentines Day Contest

    YOU’RE GOING TO WIN SOMETHING COOL

    Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and normally that would mean it’s time to start thinking of cool, romantic gifts to give your sweetheart.

    This year, however, Sex.com and Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery have you covered.

    We’re giving away two pieces of Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery that will ensure you have an incredible Valentine’s Day.

    Would you like to see what you could win?   Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 955

  • Tiffany Thompson’s New X-Art Scene!

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    Tiffany Thompson’s back!

    Good news, guys! You can all ignore the post Where is Tiffany Thompson? from April 30th, 2013 where I discussed Tiffany Thompson’s status as an active porn / erotic video star.

    The conclusion I came to last spring was that she had retired and that it was all her boyfriend’s fault because why would I want to put the blame on a babe like Tiffany Thompson?

    Well I now have the great pleasure of letting you all know that I was wrong! Tiffany Thompson is not retired! Or maybe she was retired and is now making a comeback. Who cares?

    All I need to know is that there hasn’t been any new Tiffany Thompson videos or pictures in 2 YEARS but in spite of this, her old videos and pictures are consistently among the most popular on Sex.com. That’s because she filmed some of the best erotic videos ever with X-Art. Thank goodness there’s a new one for us to watch.

    To watch In For The Night starring Tiffany Thompson, you’ll have to visit X-Art.com. But for the sexy pictures from Tiffany Thompson’s latest scene, just look below these words.  Continue Reading

    January 13, 2014 • BABES • Views: 4217

  • HuffPo: Seriously…. WTF?

     HuffPo: Seriously…. WTF?

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    It seems like every other week, there’s some new story about a school teacher getting caught sleeping with one of his or her students. It’s the sort of tawdry, sleazy tale that mainstream media outlets just can’t seem to get enough of – especially if the teacher involved is a woman who is at least slightly more attractive than a bowl full of rotting fish guts.

    In this age of “related news items” that are designed to add context to the story you’re reading, it’s no surprise that when you read a story about one teacher-turned-molester there’s bound to be a sidebar story about similar cases, or in the in case of a site like the Huffington Post, a slick little slideshow that gives you a visual reference to accompany your morning’s dose of crappy, vaguely stomach-turning news. Continue Reading

    December 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 287

  • Jayyce’s Erotic Fantasy

    Australia’s horniest graphic designer, Jayyce, took a trip to NYC.

    And like all trips to NYC, it was one big erotic fantasy. Let’s watch:

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    August 21, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 383