• Hey Nina Agdal, We Can See Your Boobs!

    How does one pose nude while still conveying that it’s art and not porn?

    Pornography is often defined as “obscene”. The famous quote from the Supreme Court’s Ruling on pornography came from Justice Potter Stewart. He was stuck on how to describe pornography, and Novak said to him, “Mr. Justice, you will know it when you see it.” 

    So how do you ensure that you they don’t know porn when they see it?

    Well there are two things you can do…First option: turn up the colour saturation, turn down the contrast, add a hip filter and people will not know whether or not what they’re seeing is porn.

    Second option: throw a wet, lace article of clothing over yourself (or the model if you’re shooting and not posing) thus obscuring the nudity just enough so that people don’t know what they’re looking at.

    And as we all know, when you’re looking at something that you’re not quite sure what it is…that’s what we call art.

    You know who seems to know this principle more than anyone else? Nina Agdal.

    Just the other day, some low contrast and high color saturation pictures of Nina Agdal surfaced online posing on the beach in a see-through top. And yes…you can totally see Nina Agdal’s boobs and her butt. Thank goodness someone pinned them to!

    Having followed Nina Agdal’s posing for sexy pictures extensively, we’ve always felt that she has probably the most rocking body in history. These new nude pictures of Nina Agdal only confirm these assumptions:

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    July 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 10659

  • Farrah Abraham Releases New Book, is Full of Herself

    Well, it’s been several weeks since we last reported on the life of pseudo-celebrity turned adult actress/not porn star/it was an unplanned sex tape, really, Farrah Abraham. What has she been up to other than rolling in piles of money and cackling maniacally?

    Writing books. Yup, she’s been writing a trilogy of erotic novels delving into her past and her career as a it’s-not-porn-actress. Although the books will almost certainly be pretty bad, and are probably not even written by Farrah, she’s been making the rounds promoting it regardless. Recently she did an interview with Huffington Post where she had some really pretentious and arrogant things to say about her acting career. My favourite quote is as follows:

    “A celebrity sex tape to me, outshines any other porn star, and any other person who makes porn. Lots of my friends make sex tapes. They can’t say, ‘Oh my God, I made a celebrity sex tape,’ and nobody even knows about it. So there’s a huge difference. And that’s just what society made of it. It’s not me, I don’t make these definitions, it’s just obvious.”

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    ^not a pornstar

    Well, I don’t know how obvious it is that Farrah ‘outshines any other porn star’ personally, because I’ve watched the videos, for science, and there’s nothing exactly exciting about them other than the fact that you’re watching a pseudo celebrity. I think what Farrah intended to say was that, necessarily because of her celebrity, her film will get more mainstream exposure than a regular porn film, which is actually probably true.

    Unfortunately Farrah Abraham is now more famous for being an adult actress than she ever was for appearing on ‘Teen Mom.’

    The thing that really annoys me about the whole Farrah Abraham persona is that she’s totally unwilling to embrace and run with her character. Like, either shamefully deny that you ever did the porn tapes, or show regret because you’re a good religious mom, or totally run with it and be a sassy arrogant lady who talks down at other porn stars and think she’s the best in the world. There’s not really any room for middle ground here.

    Perfect example. What’s next for Farrah Abraham after her trio of erotic novels comes out? A book on Christian parenting. HAH. Like, whatever. See you in 2 months when you desperately try to make mainstream media headlines again.

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    June 10, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 28719

  • Stop What You’re Doing and Look At These New Alyssa Arce Pictures!

    Readers of the Blog and I don’t always agree on things, but I’m thankful that they would keep coming back to criticize my opinions, tastes, as well as factual information I’ve provided them but they would rather not believe.

    It’s this constant conflict between author and reader that makes the Blog definitely a website, because that’s what all websites are, aren’t they?

    Though we have our differences, I think one thing that we can all agree on is that we love Alyssa Arce.

    If you read the Blog every day, then you already know that Alyssa Arce is quite simply the sexiest lady who gets nude for a living. Part-Latina, big natural tits, beautiful face and an Instagram account that never ceases to disappoint.

    When I first saw Alyssa Arce pose for Playmate of the Month, I immediately started hoping that she wasn’t just a flash in the pan. For whatever reason, most Playmates these days pose nude once and then they fall off the face of the earth. And after seeing Alyssa Arce, I started wishing once a day that she’d be around for a while, making a decent career out of posing nude (not that she would need my good vibes, because everyone who sees Alyssa Arce immediately falls under spell of 100% pure sex appeal). And it looks like she’s pulling it off!

    Take these new Alyssa Arce pictures that were pinned to Now, I don’t know if they’re for a fashion shoot or if they’re high art, but I don’t care. All I need to know is that Alyssa Arce is nude in them, so therefore I fully support whoever made them and whatever they’re for. S0 please, enjoy these new pictures of Alyssa Arce, even though it’s a total mystery as to where they’re from and what exactly they’re for.

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    All I want is to have a nude Alyssa Arce laying across my lap. Make it happen, internet!

    May 28, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 21280

  • Babes On Instagram: Jaclyn Swedberg

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that finds the hottest babes on Instagram and tells you to follow them so you’re not missing out on the best SFW (safe-for-work) sexy pictures in your personal Instagram feed. And it’s this rigorous screening process of the sexiest Instagram accounts is precisely why the Blog is superior to all other sites on the internet.

    If you’re new to BABES ON INSTAGRAM, then I’ll just tell you that you should be following the incredibly sexy babes Ellis Cooper, Alyssa Arce and Lauren Hanley because their Instagrams are red hot. Click their names if you want to see their sexiest pictures on Instagram. But for those of you who are committed to the BABES ON INSTAGRAM feature, then I’ll just go ahead and tell you that you need to start following JACLYN SWEDBERG. (Instagram: pmoy2012).

    Some of you may remember Jaclyn Swedberg as April 2011’s Playmate of the Month and 2012’s Playmate of the Year (which is what her Instagram name is).

    The 23 year-old beauty is by definition perfect, measuring a supple 34D-25-35, and she credits her success with her natural good looks. She said, “Being naturally pretty helped me. There is a stigma on perfection in this industry that isn’t really true. Instead of trying to look like something I’m not, I just focus on who I already am.”

    Aspiring models, you should know that if you try Jaclyn Swedberg’s approach to modelling, it may not yield the same results because Jaclyn Swedberg is blessed with a natural beauty that’s very rare. Which is why you need to follow her on Instagram, because seeing Jaclyn Swedberg regularly will fill your brain with happy feelings (and also possibly horny thoughts).

    Shall we take a gander at Jaclyn Swedberg’s hottest Instagram pictures? Of course! There’s literally no one sexier than Jaclyn Swedberg. Enjoy!

    Do you see why you need to be following Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram? Follow her now! Jaclyn Swedberg’s Instagram.

    In the interest of full disclosure, I’ll just tell you now that Jaclyn Swedberg doesn’t just share super sexy pictures of herself. She also shares some pictures of her and her boyfriend hanging out. Which maybe you’ll be ok with, but for me it makes me jealous because I’d like to Jaclyn Swedberg’s boyfriend. So I start hating on him, but then I realize that I have no reason to hate on him. I should respect him for locking someone as fine as Jaclyn Swedberg down. And also, he seems like a really nice, cool guy that maybe I could be best friends with some day, so there’s no reason to hate on him.

    So in short, follow Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram because she’s gorgeous!

    May 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 12367

  • Sheri Chiu Poses in an Amazing Erotic Photo Shoot

    It’s not often that I see erotic photography that truly strays into the realm of art. The idea of ‘artistic erotica’ in the fashion world has become so normal that seeing topless women in the pages of your favourite fashion rag is no longer shocking, or even surprising. Maybe the magazines realized that print media is slowly dying, and wanted to try and sell a few extra copies to the teenage male demographic? Probably.

    Sheri Chiu is a major babe, and based on some limited research, it seems like she’s relatively new to the whole erotic modelling game. Welcome the rookie! Let’s hope that she sticks around for a few more shoots, because she’s got ‘it,’ whatever ‘it’ is. Disclaimer: I have no idea what qualifies as ‘it.’

    Sheri Chiu posed in this photo shoot for a photographer named Marc Hervouet, and the photos are for a S Magazine, which has never shied away from giving the people what they truly want. If you like tasteful erotica like this, you should go buy S Magazine, because they always have a pile of awesome nude and semi-nude photos.

    Sheri Chiu is an fashion editor for a magazine called Schön! Magazine, so perhaps she had a hand in the artistic direction of these photos. Everything about them looks totally gorgeous, from the lighting, to the set, to the model herself. The whole thing reminds me of hot summer nights and lying with someone in a sticky hot bed, both of y’all covered in sweat. Man, the summer is dope. Anyways, here are the pics:

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    May 12, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 6929

  • Another Semi-Nude Miley Cyrus Video

    Oh Miley Cyrus, you’re like, so sexual and promiscuous and edgy, I just don’t know how the world is going to deal with this edgy video that’s just so goddamn edgy!

    This new video, appropriately titled “Stockholm Syndrome,” is the audio-visual accompaniment to Miley’s fairly awesome and gonzo looking “Bangerz” tour.  At this point, nothing is really surprising when it comes to Miley Cyrus.  She’s been posing topless for every magazine that’ll grace their pages with her boobs, and her sexualized antics have been pasted across mainstream media for months and months.

    Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, but she certainly knows how to create substantial buzz for herself.  The video is directed by mixed media artist Quentin Jones, and mixes some nice psychedelia with suggestions of light S&M and half-naked Miley dancing around.

    I find myself liking this video and song.  It looks cool aesthetically and, to be honest, I’m a closet Miley fan.  I guess not closet anymore, because I just admitted it on your favourite blog, the blog.  Miley Cyrus, keep on doing your thang.  It makes my job easier because I always have stuff to write about, and, despite what people might say, the more Miley Cyrus nudity there is in the world, the better.

    Here’s some Miley Cyrus pictures to remind you that, despite media over-saturation, Miley Cyrus is actually still a babe!

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    And here’s some proof that BDSM themed photos, which you can find plenty of in the BDSM category, isn’t all that scary and can be really hot. Though obviously a lot of it is really weird and scary (to me).

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    May 5, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 21563

  • Sexy and Classy Babes Pose for Boudoir Pictures

    I’m going to go against everything I learned in college and use Wikipedia as a source here.

    Boudoir: “Typically shot in a photographer’s studio or luxury hotel suites, it has become fashionable to create a set of sensual or sexually suggestive images of women (and occasionally men and couples) in “boudoir style”. The most common manifestation of contemporary boudoir photography is to take variations of candid and posed photographs of the subject partly clothed or in lingerie.”

    So basically, boudoir photography is slightly classier pornography.  I personally don’t think it’s necessary to distinguish photos as ‘boudoir’ since it seems like 95% of fashion shoots now involve partial or full nudity and women in lingerie.  It might even be a bit pretentious to qualify your photos as boudoir, but I haven’t decided yet.

    While I remain mired in my confusion about terminology, I’m missing the main point: Nerve posted up some really nice and sexy pictures taken by photographer Insuh Yoon. Insuh Yoon is known for mixing ethereal scenery with attractive women in lingerie, which is a combination that I can always get behind.  Who the hell doesn’t like flowers?  You might try and be a tough guy and pretend as though you don’t like flowers, but those things smell dope as hell and if you buy them for your girlfriend you’re probably going to have sex with her, so what’s not to like?

    Anyways, here are the pictures.  Both classy and sexy.   Class your day up by looking at some more lingerie pictures on after looking at these ones:

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    May 1, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 14086

  • Rihanna Getting Sexy on Instagram

    Rihanna likes getting naked pictures taken of her, and therefore, Rihanna is one of the most recurring celebrities on the blog.  After Miley Cyrus, who’s pretty boring, and after Farrah Abraham, who actually isn’t even a celebrity.
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    April 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 13329

  • Keir Alexa Wohlman on Necker Island

    I’m not exactly sure who Keir Alexa Wohlman is.  I did my research, so its not my fault!

    There just isn’t much substantial information about this hottie who posed in yet another fashion/erotica/soft core porn photo shoot.  I do have to hand it to Treats Magazine, who continue to fight the good fight by incorporating a vast amount of nudity in all of their photo shoots.  Keep it up!

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    April 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 21419

  • Art Porn Series Makes Suggestiveness Sexy

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    Turns out, art is cool!

    With all the adult imagery on this blog, I thought it would be nice to change the pace up a little bit. Rather than curate a series or gallery of sexy women doing sexy things, I thought I’d share with you “Obscene Interiors“, a pseudo-pornographic series by South African artist Von Brandis.

    Von Brandis took from vintage porno scenes found on the internet and stripped them of all the naughty bits. All that’s left are white silhouettes where the sex should be.

    To me, this series proves that you don’t need close-ups of butts or a big veiny monster smacking girls around. Sometimes being suggestive is just as sexy as being explicit. And by sometimes I mean just once and while. White silhouettes of sex will not replace the sex that you would normally be seeing right now.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1570