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  • Charlize Theron’s Terry Richardson Pics

    So Charlize Theron has a new movie coming out called A Million Ways To Die In The West, and I must say that it looks godawful.

    It’s too bad because I like Sarah Silverman and I especially like Charlize Theron (both of who star in A Million Ways To Die In The West), but after seeing the trailer and Seth MacFarlane’s stupid face, I know that this movie is a disaster that’s about to be unleashed on the world. I mean, why does Seth MacFarlane think he’s an actor now?

    Granted, he’s made a decent career as a voice actor, but voice acting is different than acting. The only thing I can remember Seth MacFarlane doing in the flesh is hosting the Oscars, and if memory serves, that didn’t go so well.

    Sorry, he’s not just acting in A Million Ways To Die In The West, he’s the leading man. Yes, Seth MacFarlane is inexplicably the leading man in a comedy he wrote and directed. Oh wait, I just figured it out. Seth MacFarlane is not a leading man nor is he an actor, he’s just full of himself. Got it.

    So anyways, A Million Ways To Die In The West looks painfully unfunny, Seth MacFarlane is a jackass. Where’s the upside to all of this?

    The upside is that in starring in A Million Ways To Die In The West, Charlize Theron has to promote the dang movie, which in turn means that we get to see more of the world’s sexiest woman. Fantastic.

    First stop on the Charlize Theron sex appeal tour (I refuse to recognize the fact that she’s actually on a publicity tour for that movie that shall not be named): the cover of Esquire UK.

    Yes, it’s true. My all-time #1 celebrity crush Charlize Theron is in the issue of Esquire UK with photos shot by well-known pervert Terry Richardson. And in typical Terry Richardson fashion, he made sure to sex up Charlize Theron as much as possible. Though it should be noted that sexing up Charlize Theron is not necessary because she’s always sexy. Doesn’t matter if Charlize is playing Aileen Wuornos or a MRF, she always looking good. Just like in these new pics shot by Terry Richardson!

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    Source: esquire.co.uk via youngchop on Sex.com

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    Damn Charlize! You looking fine as ever.

    I’ll forgive you for starring in A Million Ways To Die In The West. It’s probably going to make a lot of money, which means you gonna get paid. Can’t help but respect that.

     

    May 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 4211

  • Beth Behrs Half Nude in Esquire

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    Beth Behrs

    For those of you who don’t know, Beth Behrs is an American actress on a show called 2 Broke Girls.

    For some reason, 2 Broke Girls is always recommended to me. Maybe people think I’ll like because it’s 30 minutes of non-stope lazy and obvious sexual innuendoes.

    I’ll admit it, I’ve watched the show a couple of times. All I remember is Beth Behrs and Kat Denning’s shrill voices firing back and forth between laugh-tracks and a splitting headache. I woke up several hours later with dry blood all over my nostrils and mouth. Doctors said that I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage and that I was lucky to be alive.

    So I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls anymore. But maybe you do!

    And maybe while watching 2 Broke Girls you thought to yourself, “I wish I could see the blonde one (Beth Behrs) sort of nude.” Well you’re in luck because Beth Behrs just did a photo shoot with Esquire and she was kind of nude for it.  Continue Reading

    January 7, 2014 • BABES • Views: 2073