Last week, a video went viral. I considered writing about it for this blog, but ultimately decided not to. I decided not to because the video depicted a young woman in a Belfast night-club called Magaluf, sucking off like 20 dudes so she could get a free drink.
Now, you might ask me, ‘Gil, a woman sucking off 20 men in a nightclub? That seems right up Sex.com’s alley! What’s the deal?” Well, the deal is I was struggling with whether to write about it because I felt bad for the girl and the whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth (though probably a much worse taste in hers). It was exploitative, creepy, and likely non-consensual. So I decided to stay away.
But this week, a new image from outside of a Belfast night club has surfaced. People in Belfast certainly love to party their asses off and perform sexual acts in public. This picture is just as weird as the blowjob video, but at least it looks consensual?
According to the article,
I mean, yea, it looks like everyone involved is aware of what’s going on, but there are still some questions that need to be asked here. I sort of understand the appeal of fucking outside, I really do. But how do you link up with another couple and both have sex simultaneously side by side? “Hello, I know we just met you, but you seem like a nice couple – would you like to go into the adjacent parking lot and have sexual intercourse at the same time as us?”
I’m surprised and disappointed that the person who took the picture didn’t take a video, so we could witness the two dudes repeatedly high fiving each other and saying “You da man!” “No, YOU da man!”
The other possibility here, and maybe I’m just too immersed in the wacky world of social mediaz, is that these people were actually attempting to exploit the recent explosion of the British Teen Magaluf Blowjob video to get some brief internet fame themselves, though that’s likely giving them too much credit.
Anyways, get your shit together Belfast!